Previously in Frankengeld. Damion and Helena have attended the first meeting of the Mystery Club. The members have decided they want more clues so it has been agreed that members will seek these out. Damion and Helena to look for the fateful letter, Poppy and Philip for the location of the cart, and Freida to ascertain the crime scene. Lord Philip explained why he was in self exile, Madam Minna gratified herself in the privy with Damion, and when Damion and Helena got home they found a very drunk Dr. Hoffer on the doorstep!
Now read on...
12th June, in the year 1784, in the late evening.
Hoffer looked at me with rage, as if that - in itself - was sufficient to make me abandon my medical practice and leave Carlsbruck in terror.
"No patients of yours have been stolen!" I said, calmly. "All my patients until now, except one, have belonged to old Doctor Karsten's, or are new to this area."
"This town has enough doctors," Hoffer wailed. "You arrive here and increase the number, so others must lose their income."
"You are in error, sir," I replied. I had him on logic, though sadly logic rarely works on a drunk. "With the sad death of Doctor Karsten there are exactly the same number of doctors now as before I arrived."
"I know you have seen at least one of my patients," he snarled. "She has told me. And there may be others you have purloined who would not so readily admit their foolishness."
That was the nub of it, and the reason he was so angry. He was, I believed, talking about Gerda. Loosing her might mean others would follow her lead. I decided to go on the offensive and finish this unpleasant conversation. "The right of a patient for a second opinion is enshrined in our ethical code," I reminded him. "The lady you are talking about revealed much about your behaviour towards her. Behaviour that I would share with my father."
"You would not dare!" he spluttered, spraying me with spittle.
"Sir," I continued, despite the unwelcome shower. "I would consider it my duty, since she is his daughter, and the hope of the future of his lineage."
"This is... I must object... I... I..." Hoffer blustered.
"And sir," I lowered my voice, getting close to his ear. "If you do not want me to inform all these onlookers as to the extent of your malpractice you had best go home. Now."
There was nothing Hoffer could do. He could have accused me of slander if I had told all in the street, but I was confident that he would not want a legal hearing, and that anyway I would win the case. The image of Gerda delightedly informing the judge and jury of all the juicy details of her examination by this crow filled my mind and made me secretly smile.
He staggered away down the street, muttering to himself. I felt a little sorry for him. His fear of loosing his patients, which precipitated this incident, was likely to have exactly the effect he was worried about. I cringed as he nearly careened into a late night horseman, causing the horse to shy at his flapping gown. The horseman swore at him but controlled his horse with great skill and avoided harm, and Hoffer. Then my rival staggered around the corner at the far end of the street and I breathed a sigh of relief.
Back inside we relaxed a little.
"Your family will know of it?" I grinned at Helena, quoting her comment at Hoffer when he accused her of being my whore. She had used the family name I had invented for her, and pretended to be upper class.
Helena waved at Anya, her sisters, Una, Yani and I.
"You're my family," she said. "The only one I have. And I would certainly tell you."
"I think," I laughed. "The lessons with Freida are already bearing fruit."
"They are very fruitful," she grinned secretively then looked serious. "I thought you were going to hit him."
"Yes," I admitted. "Foolish of me, for that would have been a very bad move. He would have had the right to demand a duel. And even a drunkard can have a lucky shot."
"I would fight the duel for you," said Helena. "Stripped like Lady Sarah. He would not win for he would be much distracted by my swinging breasts." She danced around the table pretending to wield a sword and making the most erotic movements with her chest.
Una took her leave of us and went to bed, looking strangely frustrated by Helena's mention of her breasts, and the dance. Yani also looked very puzzled at this development, he left us to escort Anya's sisters home. This left me confused, should I lock up now, or leave the key with Anya? She resolved the dilemma for me, "Yani is to spend the night with my sisters. He is to be of service to them, for they have no man about the house."
Helena and I understood completely what that service might be. He was a very attentive nephew, and should be commended for his efforts. And we were also anxious to retire to bed. Undressing, I discovered I still had breasts and, when I turned away from the wardrobe, I found Helena watching with great interest.
My breasts seemed to make her pleasure that evening even greater, for some reason. She insisted that I lay on my back so that she could ride my member and look at, and fondle, them. She leant forwards at one point and by sliding along my torso was able to rub her breasts against mine. The sensation was astonishing, and I believe at one point I had a climax without ejaculation, which I did not think was possible. Eventually we exhausted ourselves and I lay trying to imagine how I might write this up for the medical journals.
"Did you have a good time?" said Helena.
"That was lovely, yes Helena," I replied.
"No... not just now," she retorted. "Though it is nice to know I give you pleasure. No, I was talking about this evening."
"Oh," I said. "Yes, I was reassured that the Mystery Club will discover the truth of the old doctor's disappearance. And Lord Philip's tale was very entertaining."
"That is also good to know," said Helena, grinning. "But what I meant was did you have a good time pleasuring Madam Minna?"
"Ah... yes,... I did," I admitted. How did she know what we had done? I was about to try to explain why I had allowed the intercourse but Helena put a finger across my lips to indicate that there was no need to speak. Then she settled down, and I put out the light.
I lay awake in the dark worrying about various problems then, in the early hours of the morning, my breasts deflated. Helena reached out sleepily, felt my chest, groaned in disappointment, and went back to sleep. And so, finally, did I.
13th June, in the year 1784.
I woke up this morning determined to do better than yesterday. I decided my watchword today would be... Professional.
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some of Madam Schwartz's elixir which gave me breasts. And I carelessly allowed some preparation to splash on my hand, giving me an erection that was so hard it was embarrassing. Both of these events threatened to reduce my life to chaos, though I will admit they seemed to please Helena, and my breasts caused some hilarity to my other servants.
Today I will try to be more careful.
I dressed, taking great delight that I no longer needed the cloth strap across my chest. I, once again, fitted my shirt perfectly. Then I descended to the kitchen for some breakfast. My staff seemed to be energised with the same spirit of professionalism. Yani was sweeping the outside steps, Anya was making the treatment rooms and my study spotless, and Una was preparing breakfast for us all.
My task today was to go through the large pile of correspondence that old Doctor Karsten left in the study. Somewhere in that pile should be the letter that sent him out that fateful night. But my patients came first, there was plenty of time before the next meeting of the Mystery Club. I sat and ate my breakfast quietly then took up my usual seat in my study.
I saw three patients in quick succession, each had simple needs, easily met. I allowed myself to think that I was a boon to the town of Carlsbruck and this feeling somewhat assuaged my guilt at whatever had happened to the old doctor and his daughter.
The next patient was greeted by Helena like a long lost friend. I could hear the joyous tone of voice, even if the words were muffled by the solid oak panelling of our abode. Then came the knock.
"Enter," I replied.
To my great surprise the next patient was a fit and healthy young man, being led by Sophie. The delectable Sophie. The wonderful Sophie.
I had met Sophie on the memorable journey home from Engolstadt to Carlsbruck and she had mentioned at the time that she had a brother. Upon seeing the couple I wondered if this man was he. Helena saw the pair in and retreated, closing the door. She gave a little, reluctant, backwards glance that suggested to me she wanted to socialise more with Sophie. But she was being professional, the treatment came first.
"Herr doctor Frankengeld," Sophie said, a look of concern on her face. "I beg of you to help me... to help Sebastian."