I had waited in line for almost three days, sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of my living room, my holographic image cast at the very front of the line at the local Bestus Buy store. The rules were simple, just like any other venue, I could leave my image area no more than four times a day for no more than five minutes at a time. If I am gone any longer, the queue computers would recalculate my position in line. It was tough, roughing out the elements in my living room for the four day wait, but it would be worth it. I would be guaranteed to get the brand new Foreplaystation 15, just down from space dock - Japanese sector.
Now you've got to figure I'm nuts to elbow my way out here in these incredible lines and to be honest, my image has suffered from the wear and tear. I've noticed a slight fade in my right sleeve and lately began to wonder if there's not a flicker or two in my red matrix. Most likely I'll need my hyper-projection serviced after the purchase tomorrow, but that's a small price to pay to be guaranteed a purchase.
It's coming down to the end and in just a matter of a few hours, I'll be cranking up the system and getting down to some serious foreplay. In addition to the game I plan to get three different scenarios cartridges, one of Kate Moss 27, and then one that would make old granddad proud, the Farah Fawcett Majors 29 and the Farah Fawcett Majors 60. Yeah, I'm a sucker for the Twentieth Century and who could resist that crazy drunken Farah at 60.
Of course you'll ask why a Foreplaystation 15, wasn't the 14 good enough? Well the short answer is, "No!" The long answer is "Hell no!" The fifteen features real screen technology, not virtual screen or in other words, I plug in my woman cartridge, move up to the screen, find any place on her body to touch with any part of my body and I slip beyond the screen barrier and feel her.
