I looked at the box holding the Kate Moss 27 cartridge almost afraid to open it. I mean after the drunken debacle with the sixty year old Farah Fawcett and then the screaming bitch tease of a twenty-nine year old Farah I couldn't imagine what would happen next. I mean after the incredible demo I experience on the game system at Bestus Buy, where a fifty-five or something year old Jessica Simpson gave me an incredible blow job, it had been all bad from there.
Once again, I carefully read the instructions to make sure I wasn't doing something wrong starting it up, but no, it was exactly the way I did it. I removed the packaging and opened the box and walked over to the game console. Reaching down to plug it in, I paused, envisioning what had happened to me, wondering how much worse it could get. Figuring, "What the hell," I bent over to plug in the game when my vid-phone rang in.
Moving over to the camera I said, "Hello."
"Hey Josh, did you ever buy that Foreplaystation 15?"
"Yeah, I was the first in line at the store, got a hell of a blow job from Jessica Simpson."
"So your system is working fine?"
"Well, no. I was first in line, so I got to try the demo at Bestus Buy, that's where I got the blow job. On my system at home I tried the Farah Fawcett 60 and then the Farah 29, but fuck, it was a nightmare."
"Yeah, Ted got a system too, bought it with the Kate Moss 27."
"I got that one too, I was just about to start it up."