"It's the weirdest thing. I can't find that hand mirror anywhere." Chrissy tapped a hand to her cheek. "It was my mother's. I wouldn't have left the house with it."
Zelinnia tossed her hands up. "We never did find that stupid hairbrush."
Elunara and her female friends and family sat around the massive table at Tippy's. "More obnoxious, I've had two of my best runners disappear off the face of the earth." She snorted and fed Tilly, while Susan was busy nursing Grogash.
Jenny tapped her fingers on the table. "Well, I can't find that porcelain bunny you gave me all those years ago. It's sat in that same exact spot for nearly twelve years. Whoever took it left a dust ring and everything."
"That's bizarre." Elunara looked up. "Tippy, anything missing for you?"
"Not a thing." She shrugged, filling Susan's glass.
"I'm missing my favorite knife." Enalla popped up. "I put it in the same drawer in the same place, but now it's gone." She sat a plate on the table.
"Sounds like we got a klepto." Elunara tapped on the table. "Anyone have any visitors around the time these things disappeared?"
There was a collective shaking of the heads. "No."
"Ugh, what's SHE doing here?" Lydia sighed, as she watched Tara saunter up to the counter as if she owned the place.
"Probably eating." Elunara rolled her eyes. "You can't tell her where she can and cannot go."
"You could." Lydia muttered, nursing Dargek.
"I'm not going to take your side in your grudges. You know this. You've handled her plenty; leave it alone unless she starts."
Lydia tucked Dargek back in the stroller, and picked up Lily. She could feel the moment Tara turned attention on her, and was curious. "Well, today she is less hate, and more...cocky? Yeah, cocky like she has a secret on me. What a weird feeling."
"I am forever amazed by your ability to pinpoint emotions like that." Susan blinked at Lydia.
"You and me both." Lydia laughed. "Oh! Speaking of... she's annoyed right now." Lydia lowered her voice. "I think she expected me to be upset by her smirk." She giggled wildly. "This is really fun."
Elunara kissed Lydia's temple. "Good. That's how it should be."
Later that night, Lydia lay on the bed, while Darguni worked the kinks out of her back. "And she just has this look on her face, as if she has this big secret on me. When I gave her a bored look, she got annoyed."
"Maybe she thinks that you don't know about the metal dick?"
"Maybe..."
"Metal dick?" Bradly blinked up from his book.
"I had momma make a cast mold of my dick."
"Oh, I heard about that. Why would Tara have it?"
"Long story." Darguni snorted. "What are you reading?"
"I'm going back over some of Momma's wilder escapades. I skimmed these previously, now that we... have an arrangement..." He shrugged and went back to it.
Lydia and Darguni grinned at each other. "Well, I know one arrangement that works..."
Darguni slid off of her back, yanked off his pants, and laid on the bed. Sliding out of bed, she put her bare ass towards Bradly, as she licked the length of Darguni. When she wiggled her butt, Darguni grinned. "I think someone likes it." His hand sipped under her and his fingers brushed through the damp hairs. "Yes, you do." He pressed a finger up. "So, fucking, wet." He groaned.
Bradly stared in amazement as his dick jumped. He scrambled off of the bed, and shoved his pants to the floor. Walking over, he laid his hands on Lydia's ass.
"Well?" She winked back, before sliding her lips over the tip of Darguni's dick.
Once Darguni moved his hand, Bradly repeated the process and groaned. "Gods, you are."
"Fuck me." Lydia groaned.
"With pleasure." An adjustment and he buried himself into that tight, dripping, center.
Darguni threaded his fingers through Lydia's hair. "Yes, Baby." He groaned, as she began to move her head up and down, taking in the length of him. "Just like that, my beauty." He watched her lips move up and down his dick.
Bradly began to rock himself in and out of that wet heat, his hand moving down to pull her leg up and back, so that he could hold her knee as he slammed in and out of her.
Back and forth she rocked, desperate to hold on to the bed sheets and Darguni's legs. Moving down, she tugged one of his balls into her mouth and sucked. The sensation made Darguni shoot for air, as he let go of himself. When she clamped down around him, Bradly let go.
She brushed her hair out of her face. "that was unexpect--"
Darguni yanked her forward and devoured her mouth. "Do that more often, will ya?" He chuckled.
Bradly stroked a hand over his own dick. "I'm still hard."
"There's more to do." Lydia grinned.
"Have you guys done anal yet?" Bradly blushed."You guys have been disappearing upstairs for privacy... I don't know what all you've done."
"Mm, I quite enjoy it." Lydia wiggled her butt.
"Damn, that's impressive." Bradly laughed. He shook his head. "Can we try something I was just reading about?"
"I'm up for it." Lydia winked.
"I'm almost up for it." Darguni stroked himself.
Bending down, she ran her tongue up and down the length of him. "How do you want us?" She stroked the dick up and down.
"Well, Darguni stays where he is... Lydia, you climb on top of him..."
"Like this?" She demonstrated.
"Yeah..." Bradly grabbed her hips. "Completely on your husband there..." He licked his lips. "Then I climb in between his legs, and I put myself..." Pressing into Lydia's ass, he groaned. "Oh, Gods."
Darguni gasped. "Oh, yeah, I see where this is going." He wrapped his hands around Lydia's hips and began to push her up and down on his dick, groaning at the sensation against her tightened walls.
Slowly, Bradly began to shove himself in and out. "Just like that." He groaned. Quicker now, he increased his pace, shifting and pumping. Together they began to find their rhythm, taking her together as their balls smacked against her and each other. His face flush, he let himself go into the tight confines, as Darguni filled his side.
As she shuddered, she clamped down around them and cried out from the force of it. As Bradly tugged free, she giggled. "Just as amazing as Elunara said it would be!" She flopped down against Darguni.
"That was so weird." Darguni laughed.
"But fantastic." Bradly snorted. "Even if we did.... That."
"Can't avoid it, really. If we do that often." Darguni shrugged. "It's all in mother's papers."
"Yeah, even dad said it was something he had to get used to."
Days later, Lulu held her book to her chest and sighed. Walking home, she didn't have the mood to enjoy the walk.
"LULU! HEY!" She stopped and watched William run to catch up. "Hey, want to walk home together?"
"Of course." She sighed.
He fell into step with her. "What's the matter?"
"It's nothing."
"You know you can tell me... You and I are linked." He took her hand.
"Well, I didn't want to be rude... but I really dislike Mr. Masters."
"He's a bit gruff, but I can't say he's awful." William sighed and dropped her hand. "Why? He's not THAT tough to deal with."
"It's the way he insists on calling me "Princess Lulu" in that snotty way of his. Like he's offended by the prospect of something as foul as ME being a princess."
"Aw, Lulu. He's just set in his way." He took her hand again. "Don't let it bother you." He kissed the back of her hand in that way he'd seen men do.
"I tried to get Varian to denounce me, and he said no." She pouted, however briefly. "I just wish he'd stop making it so... KNOWN."
William put his hands behind his head. "Don't worry about it Lu."
"If you say so." She sighed. "Maybe I can make Momma command him."
He laughed. "Since when does your mother decide things on whim? She'd probably laugh."
"I know she would." Lulu snorted. "It's her way. One of the family rules about not letting other people's thoughts affect your life."
"How does your momma's future baby affect it?"
"None, from what I hear." She sighed and wrapped her arms around her book. "While the new one will be the true heir, the rest of the family would be in consideration as well. However, since Momma is either immortal or just long lived, she'll be Queen until she gives the title over to someone else."
