"Well, that was kind of fun." Bradly laughed. Bryan was tucked up under his arm.
The door opened and Darguni stopped and stared. "The shit?"
Bradly jolted up. "Uh, hey. Soo... I have a boyfriend now."
"What happened to Lydia?"
"I have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend? I don't know. This is getting weirder by the minute."
"Well that explains the glitter bomb."
Bradly chucked a shoe at Darguni.
He caught it. "And they say I got the most of mom." He snorted.
Bryan was hiding behind Bradly. "So, you're ok with it?"
"Why should I care? My brother can be a cockmuncher if he wants." Darguni yanked his shirt off and tossed it into the laundry pile.
"Can... I ask a personal question?" Bryan peeked over Bradly's shoulder.
"Family policy, blurt it and go, I'll figure out if it's offensive or not."
"Are you really as big as they say you are?"
Darguni shoved his pants to the floor. "You be the judge."
"HOLY SHIT!" Bryan hid again.
Elunara popped open the door. "Hey gβ" She blinked. "This was not the threesome I would have expected to walk in on."
"Mother!" Bradly hissed.
"What? It's true." She considered the scene before her. "Huh. You're bigger than your dad."
Darguni's eyes shot up as he looked down. "Am I?"
"By about a quarter inch. But I haven't seen you hard, so I'd have to compare notes, you might wind up bigger. I need my board."
"MOTHER!" Bradly repeated.
"Oh, yeah. Right. I told Lydia she could have your third floor. She's currently moving her stuff upstairs. I was already going to let her have it, so she could have her own space, but since you're boinking each other now..."
"ELUNARA!" Lydia hissed.
"I told you, I don't do "censored", deal with it, chicky."
"So I'm bigger than dad?" Darguni licked his lips.
"I wouldn't go bragging about that, mister. You know how he gets about bragging."
"Yeah, he'll bust my quarter inch off."
"Oh, wait, so NOW you're OK with BRYAN?"
Bradly put a hand to his head. "You are so fucking confusing!" He growled. "I literally cannot win with you!"
"Alright, that is IT! I am TIRED of the BOTH of you!" Elunara slammed the door closed. "You!" She pointed to Lydia. "This IS your freaking fault! NO, you CANNOT use the kiss bullshit, because ever since Bradly confessed to you, that's all the hell YOU'VE been thinking of EITHER! You WANTED him to, that's why you LET him, and it isn't really HIS fault that it woke you up to the goddamned truth! YOU!" She pointed at Bradly. "You jump the gun way too goddamned fast, and you almost hurt Bryan in the process and that's not fair to ANYONE." She pointed back at Lydia. "You need to get your head out of your goddamned ass and decide if you really WANT to love this man, or so help me I will beat your ASS!
He fucking LOVES YOU, and when Bradly loves someone, he does it with his whole heart, because that's how I fucking raised him to do it. You told him to pursue Bryan and guess what fucking happened? If you can't figure it out, I'm going to whack you again! Now either accept your place in this mess, or go back upstairs and STAY THERE until I've decided what to DO with you!"
Tears streamed down Lydia's face. "But I..."
"I know you're confused, I know this is weird, but you started this mess. You said you were willing to let Bradly have both, then stick to it. If you hadn't run your damned mouth, he would have never dragged Bryan into the middle of this. GODS, I'm sick of children and their refusal to fucking TALK. This house has an open honesty policy that has been there from day one for a REASON. We avoid all this drama bullshit, because we fucking TALK!"
Lydia flopped down on Darguni's bed. "I'm sorry Elunara." She dragged her fingers through her hair. "You're right..." She sighed. "As usual."
"I have the most awkward boner." Darguni mumbled.
Elunara shot him a look. "Yeah, well, I'm told that me yelling at people gets them hard."
"I wasn't even the one being yelled at."
She cocked her head to the side. "half an inch."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, half an inch." She shook her head. "ANYWAY! Lydia, FIX IT!" She pointed.
Lydia looked up. "Well, I..." She scrambled back. "HOLY DAMN!"
"Yeah, I get that a lot." Darguni snorted.