9 years after Draenor/ 4 years after "Stormwind"
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Darguni rubbed his hands together. "Today is going to be sweet."
"Don't tell me you're still on that." Bradly rolled his eyes.
"Hey, I waited until I was eighteen, OK? I FOLLOWED mother to the LETTER. Nothing stops me now."
"Ugh. Do you even have one?"
"Don't need one. I figure it'll just COME to me." Darguni giggled at his own bad joke. "I get the pick of the litter. Even better, I pretty much know them all anyway, no surprises there."
Bradly adjusted his uniform. "At least wait until after practice."
"Maybe during break." Darguni licked his lips and finished pinning his uniform into place. "Don't want to be TOO tired."
"Where though?"
"Hmm, I guess I'll figure that one out then, too."
"Here would be more comfortable." Bradly snorted. "And sanitary."
"I'm telling ya, bro, you should find you one."
"I already know my one, and I'm more than happy to wait."
It was Darguni's turn to roll his eyes. "Man, I am telling you... you're missing out."
"YOU don't even know what I'm missing out on." Bradly yanked open the door.
"At least I've gotten close. You haven't even tried." Darguni followed Bradly out.
"I know what you're up to, mister."
Darguni froze in place. "Momma, I waited..."
She shook her head. "You listen to me. You damned well better follow my rules. And I know for a FACT you're JUST like your daddy. You will be gentle. You hear me?"
He let out a sigh. "I know."
"I hear ONE word that you got carried away and HURT someone; it will be YOU that gets hurt."
"Mom, I have memorized your rules so many times, I can recite them in my sleep. I will be SAFE and I will be GENTLE."
"Damned straight. I recommend you wait until this afternoon. I have a delivery, and an appointment. I'll be back tonight, depending on how late it goes."
Darguni licked his lips again. "Thanks, mom."
Bradly sighed. "Somehow, I just know this is going to make him impossible to live with."
Elunara chuckled. "He may look like his papa, but he's all me."
Darguni grinned as he led the girl. "Come on, no one is home right now."
She giggled. "You sure?"
"Yeah, she told me earlier. It's totally cool."
"Your house is HUGE!"
"Yeah, my mother gets special perks. Plus, it's the only thing that can hold all of us."
She licked her lips. "Where...?"
"Come on; let me show you my mother's couch..."
A little while later, Darguni whistled to himself as he made his way down to the trade district.
"Hey, Darguni!"
He looked over. "Hey, Vicki."
"So... you turned eighteen today..."
He grinned. "Care to try?"
"You as big as they claim?"
"Bigger." He winked.
Vicki looked around in the door and nodded appreciatively. "Always wanted to see the inside of this house." She wrapped her arms around his neck. "They say your mother is the goddess of sex."
"That's completely true."
"She teach you anything?"
"Not personally, but I've read her books." He grinned. "Why, want tips?"
"Actually, I was thinking I could teach YOU a few things."