Elunara whistled as she worked on her latest commission. At the knock on the door, she held on to her board, eyeing the work as she stood up. Opening the door, she added a little more detail.
"I showed you mine, now show me yours."
She blinked down. "Kimmy!"
"Heya toots, I came to take you up on your offer."
"Geez, it's been nearly two years." Elunara tossed her board on the counter.
"Shit happens. Are you gonna show me this fuck couch or what?"
"Come on in." Elunara flipped the sign and locked doors.
"You know, you were easy as shit to find. All I had to do, what ask a guard where the sex house was."
Elunara snorted. "I've probably had him."
"Man, I knew I liked you." Dropping her bag, she walked over to the couch. "Is this it?"
"Back up and get in the chair, you're going to need the height." Elunara yanked a lever. "Flat." She yanked more. "Sloped." She began to yank levers and unclasp locks, changing positions and angles, shifts and seats. "And then, back to a humble couch."
"Holy shitballs!" Kimmy clapped her hands. "I WANT!"
"Sorry, this baby is one of a kind. It can do just about anything you can imagine. I once took six guys in complete comfort."
"Oh, damn!" Kimmy licked her lips. "I have a present for you!" She went digging through her pack. Once she found it, she tossed it to Elunara.
"You did it!" Elunara examined the modified metal dick. "Look at this beauty." She flipped the switch and laughed at the vibrating dick. "I want to try this sucker."
"Feel free. That one is yours."
"Sweet. Oh, let me show you what else I did to this couch." She yanked open drawers. "Dry, clean towels. Wet, clean towels. A hamper for the used ones, a drawer full of metal dicks I sell to people, and a drawer full of my personal collection." She tugged out the largest one.
"Fucking hell! That thing is a monstrosity!!"
"It's a personal cast mold of my husband. Took me forever to talk him into doing it for me."
"Good gracious, is that Grogek's DICK?"
"Oh, shit. Sorry, Susan. I forgot you were here."
"You have ANOTHER one?" Kimmy blinked.
"Sweetheart, I have THOUSANDS." Elunara winked. "Sorry, Sweetie, you'll want to clear out. This is Kimmy, my mini me."
"Hey, I contend you are just a bigger me." Kimmy snorted.
"Honey child, I'm sixty three years old, I've been fucking longer than you've been alive."
"Fuck! You win." Kimmy crossed her arms and snorted. She licked her lips. "Well, you certainly pick the hot ones."
Elunara giggled. "Seriously, run!"
Susan bolted out of the door.
"Aw..."
"Sorry, sugar girl, my family is off limits to my practice."
"Whatevs... now, about this massive dick."
"Iron Horde Orc, right here. Big ol' fucker. Ain't it a beaut?"
"Let me hold the pretty!" Kimmy took the dick in her hands and whistled. "And you can FIT this thing in you?"
"He likes to shove it into my ass." Elunara licked her teeth.
"I'd pay to watch that one." Kimmy snorted.
She took it back and grinned. "Well, it's not my husband, but I'll gladly show you."
"Oh, man, really?"
Elunara yanked her shirt off. "Pfft, any excuse."
"HELL YEAH!"
She got comfortable on the couch and ran her fingers through her folds, getting a good lather. Using her fingers, she spread herself out, before sliding the metal dick in to the hilted handle.
"Holy shit, I'm seeing it... I'm not believing it! You just made that thing disappear!"
"And we pump it a few times, to get it nice and slick..." She tugged it out, before readjusting and pressing it against her ass. "And..." Elunara groaned as she worked it in. "In it goes!"
Without warning, Kimmy buried her face in Elunara's slick folds, using her fingers to pump in and out.
Elunara gasped and grabbed one of Kimmy's pigtails. "You little sneak!" she laughed.
"Always wanted to give a night elf a go!" She cackled.
"Keep doing that!" Elunara groaned and began to pump the replica of Grogek's dick in and out of her ass.
"With pleasure, toots!" Kimmy went back to her work, licking and tasting the pink folds.
Elunara shuddered and clamped down. After gasping for a moment, she dislodged the metal dick with a laugh. "You're a riot." Jumping up, she grabbed a towel and washed the metal dick in the sink with soap.
"Come on; let me give that puppy a shot!" Kimmy licked her lips.
"Sure, why not? But if it hurts, you gotta tell me."
"Yeah, yeah, just give it."
"Get comfy, and I'll control the thing." She laughed when Kimmy undressed in record time. "Alright..." Elunara ran her fingers through the slick folds. "Well, someone was enjoying herself." She popped some latches on the couch. "There's you a handle. You'll want to hang on for this."
"Shit, you really did think of everything in this crazy ass couch."
"You know it." Elunara pressed the head of the metal dick to Kimmy's spread center. "I'm going to go slow cause I don't want to rip you apart by accident." She began to press in and Kimmy gasped. "Don't tense, sugar plum. There ya go, little more."
"OK! Ok, I can't take much more of that thing." Kimmy winced
Elunara slid it back out. She grabbed a wet towel and began to clean it.
Kimmy put a hand to her forehead as she stared at the ceiling. "WOW! How do you manageβ" She jolted and cackled.
Elunara slid her fingers in and out with a grin. "I figured I'd pay you back." She continued to slip her tongue in and out, until Kimmy clamped down. Sitting back, she ran her fingers up and down. "I've had plenty of male gnomes, they're crazy little fuckers, but you'd be my first female." Elunara examined her slick fingers. "Not half bad."
"Please let me move in."
"Not a chance."
"Move in with me?"
"Not happening."
"Regular customer?"
"I'll give it a thought."
"Sweet."
Elunara clipped her couch back together.
"So, I don't suppose you do requests?"
"Sweetheart, I can arrange just about anything you could want."
"To fuck one of every race?" Kimmy licked her lips. "Well, two if you count male and female."
"That's a pretty broad list..."
"Well, alliance or horde... what else would I mean?"
"I've been fucked by gnoll, I've been fucked by dragonkin... I've been fucked by pretty much anything willing to stick its dick in me."
"Hot damn. You're completely crazy, I like that."
"You starting from scratch?" Elunara picked up her board and started making notes.
"I've had me a few, but you know what? I want to start from scratch." Kimmy rubbed her hands together.
"Alright, every time I find me a willing candidate, I'll send you a message. We might have to go out of town for the horde races, but I know a couple of spots to hang out."
"Sweet! Let me know!" Kimmy bounced off the couch. "Say, where's the action around here? I wanna watch me some hotties."
"The training yard. Hotties for daaays."
"I'm outie." Kimmy waved as she headed out the door.
Elunara laughed as she worked on her board.
Susan made her way down to the training yard, just enjoying the sunny day. It occurred to her that she should have snagged one of Elunara's books, but she was a little afraid of the pink haired one. With a sigh, she stopped on the edge of the yard. Everyone seemed to eye her with a great deal of mistrust. She hoped that reading the books would reveal the reason for why.
"There you are, little angel."
Susan almost jumped out of her skin. She put her hand to her chest. "Don't DO that."
Grogek chuckled and brushed his fingers on her cheek. "You were lost in thought."
"Just trying to understand why people seem to be so upset over our arrangement." She sighed.
"You have to understand, that these people have a great deal of respect and admiration for Elunara. To them, you are trying to steal me away from her."
"Oh, but I'm not." She frowned.
"They don't believe that." He shrugged and ran his hand down her back. "What they believe is unimportant. Another one of Elunara's important rules. You'll believe it yourself... soon enough."
"She has some interesting rules."
He shrugged and laid his hand on her hip. "Readβ"
"I know, I know." She sighed. "I meant to start today, but she had a client that made me nervous, so I left before grabbing one."
"I didn't mean to make you nervous, toots."
Susan jolted and looked down. "Oh, hello."
Kimmy licked her lips. "Damn he is massive."
"Yes, yes he is." Susan flushed.
"Is this Elunara's?" Kimmy pointed.
"We are all Elunara's." Grogek laughed.
"That's for damned sure." Jordan snorted.