Elunara whistled as she worked on her latest commission. At the knock on the door, she held on to her board, eyeing the work as she stood up. Opening the door, she added a little more detail.
"I showed you mine, now show me yours."
She blinked down. "Kimmy!"
"Heya toots, I came to take you up on your offer."
"Geez, it's been nearly two years." Elunara tossed her board on the counter.
"Shit happens. Are you gonna show me this fuck couch or what?"
"Come on in." Elunara flipped the sign and locked doors.
"You know, you were easy as shit to find. All I had to do, what ask a guard where the sex house was."
Elunara snorted. "I've probably had him."
"Man, I knew I liked you." Dropping her bag, she walked over to the couch. "Is this it?"
"Back up and get in the chair, you're going to need the height." Elunara yanked a lever. "Flat." She yanked more. "Sloped." She began to yank levers and unclasp locks, changing positions and angles, shifts and seats. "And then, back to a humble couch."
"Holy shitballs!" Kimmy clapped her hands. "I WANT!"
"Sorry, this baby is one of a kind. It can do just about anything you can imagine. I once took six guys in complete comfort."
"Oh, damn!" Kimmy licked her lips. "I have a present for you!" She went digging through her pack. Once she found it, she tossed it to Elunara.
"You did it!" Elunara examined the modified metal dick. "Look at this beauty." She flipped the switch and laughed at the vibrating dick. "I want to try this sucker."
"Feel free. That one is yours."
"Sweet. Oh, let me show you what else I did to this couch." She yanked open drawers. "Dry, clean towels. Wet, clean towels. A hamper for the used ones, a drawer full of metal dicks I sell to people, and a drawer full of my personal collection." She tugged out the largest one.
"Fucking hell! That thing is a monstrosity!!"
"It's a personal cast mold of my husband. Took me forever to talk him into doing it for me."
"Good gracious, is that Grogek's DICK?"
"Oh, shit. Sorry, Susan. I forgot you were here."
"You have ANOTHER one?" Kimmy blinked.
"Sweetheart, I have THOUSANDS." Elunara winked. "Sorry, Sweetie, you'll want to clear out. This is Kimmy, my mini me."
"Hey, I contend you are just a bigger me." Kimmy snorted.
"Honey child, I'm sixty three years old, I've been fucking longer than you've been alive."
"Fuck! You win." Kimmy crossed her arms and snorted. She licked her lips. "Well, you certainly pick the hot ones."
Elunara giggled. "Seriously, run!"
Susan bolted out of the door.
"Aw..."
"Sorry, sugar girl, my family is off limits to my practice."
"Whatevs... now, about this massive dick."
"Iron Horde Orc, right here. Big ol' fucker. Ain't it a beaut?"
"Let me hold the pretty!" Kimmy took the dick in her hands and whistled. "And you can FIT this thing in you?"
"He likes to shove it into my ass." Elunara licked her teeth.
"I'd pay to watch that one." Kimmy snorted.
She took it back and grinned. "Well, it's not my husband, but I'll gladly show you."
"Oh, man, really?"
Elunara yanked her shirt off. "Pfft, any excuse."
"HELL YEAH!"
She got comfortable on the couch and ran her fingers through her folds, getting a good lather. Using her fingers, she spread herself out, before sliding the metal dick in to the hilted handle.
"Holy shit, I'm seeing it... I'm not believing it! You just made that thing disappear!"
"And we pump it a few times, to get it nice and slick..." She tugged it out, before readjusting and pressing it against her ass. "And..." Elunara groaned as she worked it in. "In it goes!"
Without warning, Kimmy buried her face in Elunara's slick folds, using her fingers to pump in and out.
Elunara gasped and grabbed one of Kimmy's pigtails. "You little sneak!" she laughed.
"Always wanted to give a night elf a go!" She cackled.
"Keep doing that!" Elunara groaned and began to pump the replica of Grogek's dick in and out of her ass.
"With pleasure, toots!" Kimmy went back to her work, licking and tasting the pink folds.
Elunara shuddered and clamped down. After gasping for a moment, she dislodged the metal dick with a laugh. "You're a riot." Jumping up, she grabbed a towel and washed the metal dick in the sink with soap.
"Come on; let me give that puppy a shot!" Kimmy licked her lips.
"Sure, why not? But if it hurts, you gotta tell me."
"Yeah, yeah, just give it."
"Get comfy, and I'll control the thing." She laughed when Kimmy undressed in record time. "Alright..." Elunara ran her fingers through the slick folds. "Well, someone was enjoying herself." She popped some latches on the couch. "There's you a handle. You'll want to hang on for this."
"Shit, you really did think of everything in this crazy ass couch."
"You know it." Elunara pressed the head of the metal dick to Kimmy's spread center. "I'm going to go slow cause I don't want to rip you apart by accident." She began to press in and Kimmy gasped. "Don't tense, sugar plum. There ya go, little more."
"OK! Ok, I can't take much more of that thing." Kimmy winced
Elunara slid it back out. She grabbed a wet towel and began to clean it.
Kimmy put a hand to her forehead as she stared at the ceiling. "WOW! How do you manageβ" She jolted and cackled.
Elunara slid her fingers in and out with a grin. "I figured I'd pay you back." She continued to slip her tongue in and out, until Kimmy clamped down. Sitting back, she ran her fingers up and down. "I've had plenty of male gnomes, they're crazy little fuckers, but you'd be my first female." Elunara examined her slick fingers. "Not half bad."
"Please let me move in."
"Not a chance."
"Move in with me?"
"Not happening."
"Regular customer?"
"I'll give it a thought."
"Sweet."