A knock on the door interrupted Elunara's train of thought. She opened it up and stared at Tonas and Mayby. Mayby pushed her way on in and Tonas followed behind.
"What do you need?" Elunara sighed.
"Teach me how to suck dick." Mayby declared. Tonas flushed and shoved his hands in his pockets.
Elunara was stunned enough that she dropped her pages. She stooped down and scooped them up. "Well, I like a good, bracing, "can do" attitude." She tucked her papers away and looked at the pair. "Well, first he undoes his pants, then you stick your mouth -"
"No, no, no, no. I want you to teach me how to do it right. I saw you two that night. I want to learn that."
Tonas was several different shades of red. "Mayby, don't tell her that. I'm so sorry; she gets a thought in her head..."
"Thoughts are good things. I'm long past being embarrassed over these things." She turned to Mayby. "Though other people are still sensitive, you should keep that in mind." She shook her head. "It's difficult for an embarrassed man to get it up for play."
Mayby pouted. "So we can't today?"
Elunara laughed. "I can get just about any man hard. So we can work on that today. I just recommend watching your mouth..." She winked.
"Just about any?" Mayby frowned.
"Well, gay men don't find this attractive. Of course, Grommash didn't go for me until I royally pissed him off." She shrugged.
"He's gay?" Mayby's eyebrows shot through her hair.
"I can't tell you. I mean, he begat Garrosh, but that doesn't mean anything. He could have mated just to spawn. Or he has a mate in mind. Really, I think he just never saw me as a sexual object." She shrugged.
"He must have been terrifying."
Elunara laughed. "He was a really pathetic puppy. But I don't think we're here for my exploits."
After she sent them on their merry way, Mayby looking proud of herself, a Tonas looking shell shocked. She stood there and considered. Grabbing her board and papers, she started working on a design. Grogek found her there, still working.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm making a sign. Well, designing one."
"Where is Tulani?"
Elunara looked up and looked around. "Well, I know she came in. I think she said something about Mrs. Finister."
Grogek laughed and kissed her head. "Been involved have you?"
"Well, I might have been given a job of sorts, but I haven't been able to figure it out."
Grogek leaned against the wall. "And what is that?"
"That's just it. I don't know what to call it. I've been thinking about it ever since Mayby and Tonas came for my help. I mean, I'm an artist." She waved her hand at the wall and the books. "I like when people call me that, but it doesn't include my other hobby." She tapped her pencil on the board. "I want a sign out front, and I think I should have a privacy sign on the door, just so random people don't show up when I don't want them."
"That's a good plan."
"I was thinking of calling it... Sexual Therapy. That sounds vague enough, doesn't?" She looked up at his grin. "What?"
"You're cute."
"I have sex with men for fun, and somehow I got roped into teaching a couple how to have fun sex. So, slapping sex on the sign is the best idea. But I needed a vague sounding phrase so that I don't have to explain exactly what I'm doing in here."
"I think it sounds like a good idea. Now you just have to sell it to Renwa."