The next day, Elunara sat on the hill above the training yard and captured the scene. Standing on the sidelines, a soldier snickered. Grogek ignored the man at first. She was careful to capture his expression, should she need it in the future. There was a soldier standing beside him, but the second one seemed embarrassed and didn't respond to the original soldier's sniggering.
Finally Grogek stomped over to the man.
"Something funny?"
"Not a thing." A guy smirked.
Folding up her board, Elunara walked down the hill. Grogek saw her approached and watched with interest. When she halted at the edge of the area, he walked to her. His fingertips brushed the hair from her neck.
"Going to start another spar today?"
"No. Tempting, but no. I wanted to let you know that he is one of the eight."
"Ah." He looked over to the first man and growled.
"One sec." She popped open her board and made a few scribbles "Sorry, just wanted to capture his face before you obliterated it."
Grogek snorted. She sat down on the edge of the training yard and continued to work while Grogek went to the laughing man.
"Rodger, is it?"
"Yeah what of it?"
"Get in the ring."
"What?" He blinked up at Grogek.
"You think you're so funny, get your ass in the ring and PROVE it."
Rodger cough and sputtered. He looked around. "Uh, I'm not part of this training group. I'm just visiting with the traders. I'm a guard, you see."
"THE RING, GET IN IT!" Grogek bellowed.
Rodger held up his hands. "You can't seriously mean..."
Grogek grabbed the guy's head in one hand and tossed him into the fighting ring. "In MY town, we do things differently. You want to think you're funny, you go through me!"
"Hey!" Rodger cried. "Somebody help me! This guy is crazy!"
"Grogek!" General Renwa frowned from the side. "What is going on?"
"This pup was interrupting my training."
"Oh. Continue then." Renwa shrugged.
"This is crazy!" Rodger cried. "I'm not even from this town!"
Renwa raised an eyebrow. "If you're being disruptive, then obviously you need more training; regardless of where you hail from."
"But..."
Grogek picked up his axe and held it on his shoulder. "You claim to be a guard, yet you refuse to fight me. The Iron Horde will eat you for a light snack."
"Or, you could just fess up as to what you were giggling like a loon about!" Elunara called from the side. At Grogek's snort, she smiled sweetly. "I'm sure if the joke's funny enough, we can ALL have a laugh." She propped her chin on her threaded fingers.
Rodger looked back and forth between Grogek and Elunara and turned sheet white. All at once, he turned and fled. He tripped and smashed his face, but clambered up and kept on running. Grogek burst into laughter.
"That WAS a funny joke." He laughed.
Renwa wandered over to Elunara as Grogek went back to yelling at his trainees.
"What was that about?"
Elunara smiled up at Renwa. "The same thing that's had Jordan in a fog all day."
He frowned. "I have been wondering what's wrong with him today."
She gave a dramatic sigh. "People do like their peep shows."
"You didn't..."
She just looked up at him. With a sigh, he hung his head. "How many this time?"
"Just eight"
Renwa groaned. "I'll have Gerald on latrine duty for the next year!"
"Oh, leave off. It's part of the fun."
"Only you would think so." He straightened up and looked at the crew training. "Nonetheless, I'll have to discipl- wait, you said Jordan?" He looked down at Elunara.
"Well, he was last to the party, and I was a little preoccupied, but yes. He was there, and he got quite a look." She bit her lip. "I'd talk to Gerald about the rest."
"I will be." He murmured.