"Sir!" The brown skinned orc saluted Warchief Grommash. "We've found something strange outside the walls. It appears to be one of the strange creatures that came through the dark gate. I think prophet Garrosh called it a "night elf"."
"Dispose of it."
"I would have, but this one was chained up and unconscious. Like a sacrifice. It seemed too easy."
"Hmm." Grommash tapped his finger on the arm of his throne.
"She had this book. I don't understand the words in it, but the pictures are clear. She has information I think we could use." The orc hesitated and cleared his throat. "Especially with the death of Prophet Garrosh."
"Bring it in."
The orc nodded and another pair of orcs dragged the night elf to the center of the room and dumped her. She pushed herself up and looked around the room.
"That was largely unnecessary." She grumbled. Sitting back she looked up at the large orc sitting on a throne of bone and metal. "Oh, wow. If you aren't the most prime specimen of a male, I don't know what is. Oh, please let me draw you."
A muscle in his face twitched. "What were you doing outside my fort?"
"That's not really important. Geez, you must be huge. Forget draw, let me lick you."
Grommash stood up and stomped over to the night elf, and yanked her up with a handful of hair and her ear. "Answer me!"
"Watch the ears." She grumbled. "Look, ok, I have a habit of sticking my nose in the wrong place. And words were said, things happened and then they're yelling "Treason!" and then I'm staked out here, for "justice"." She rolled her eyes. "Not my fault I like to look." Reaching out, she brushed her fingers on his chest. "Oh, nice." She purred.
Grommash tossed her to the ground and returned to his chair.
"Geez, I like it rough, but you guys are just excessive." The night elf rubbed her chin.
"Why shouldn't we execute you right here and now?" He leaned back.
"Alright, alright." She waved a hand. "Can I have my book back, please?"
Grommash nodded and the other orc handed over the book. She rifled through it and pulled out a sheet of paper. Handing it to the orc she nodded. "That is a full scale map of the world you seek to visit and destroy. I can give you all you need to know about it."
Grommash glared at the paper and made a gesture. The other orc held a knife to her throat.
"You will tell me all you know."
She just laughed. "Torture me, kill me. I don't care. I'm made of tougher stuff, and I don't give easy."
Jomak yanked her hair. "I will see about that."
"Get the stick out of your ass." She rolled her eyes. "I didn't say there wasn't a compromise. No... you give me what I want, and you can have all I got."
"What is your price?" Grommash spat.
"Just a pencil and paper."
Jomak moved back.
"Your demands are strange."
"Not really. The name's Elunara, and I am an artist. I like to draw things. It is my only passion. Let me draw, and I will talk. Everyone always tells me I don't know when to shut up. I'm certain I can make that work for you. I'm just itching to draw everyone here. What do ya say? You let me sit and draw, and I teach you everything you need to know."
"You would go against your own people?"
"They chained me to a post to die, they are not MY people."
"I fail to see how a songbird would do me any good."
What are you," She gave his exact height and weight. "Is that working muscle or do you get it from a bottle? No, I don't think so, that's pure, raw power, I wouldn't see anything more than the best going into that body. You've gotta be packin a," She gave a rough estimate of his dick size, shape and dimension. "Come on, you can tell me. Let's see, the size of your axe there, I bet it's..." She described the exact size and shape of the axe, the span of the blade, the weight of the thing.
"How are you doing that?"
The night elf began giving measurements of the orcs in the room, the size of weapons the makes of walls.
"Listen to me sugar; I spend my life drawing, and measuring. I could make it for you, sugar. Just give me a go."
Grommash laughed. "Fine, little songbird, I'll see what you're made of."
Elunara held up the shackles and dropped them to the ground. "I've been out of those things for the past hour."
"Shackle her to my throne; I want to hear what she has to teach me."
Jomak grabbed her by the shoulder and pushed her over. A set of orcish shackles tied her to the chair.
"Since you were kind enough to return my book..." Elunara got comfortable and leaned back against the chair. "Let me explain to you the layout of the world you want to visit."
Sketching while she talked, she began to describe the layout of the continents of Azeroth, its various zones and landscapes. Occasionally, she would rip a sheet of paper out of her book, wad it up and toss it over her shoulder, it burst into flame when it hit the ground.
"Why do you do that?"
"I messed up the page, I need to start over."
"Hmm."
"So, about that extra paper and pencils?"
Grommash nodded to a servant who took off running.
"I'll judge its quality, but since you are willing, let me tell you all about your first major obstacle. King Varian Wyrnn is the King of Stormwind, and the current head ruler of the alliance. The allegiances of Azeroth is divided into the Alliance and the Horde."
"Yes. I have heard of these, the Prophet Garrosh spoke greatly on them."
Elunara snorted. "Prophet Garrosh?" She wiped at her eye. "Oh man, that explains so much."
Grommash growled. "What amuses you about this?"
"Ok, I'll switch topics." She scribbled a few marks on the edge of her paper. "I don't know what you've heard, but Garrosh is no prophet. He was a whiney little kid that Thrall took pity on."
"Thrall is the name of the one who slew Garrosh."
"Bout time if you ask me." Her eyes dart back and forth between her paper and her surroundings. "You see, when I first met Garrosh some years ago, he was weeping in his stew."