"I feel like singing today. Care to join me, Little Bit?"
"Oh yes, Mommy, I do!" Emaline bounced behind Elunara. "You sing so pretty."
From the house, Elunara snagged one of her boards and draped the strap over her shoulder. Hand in hand they walked down to the amphitheater. Lydia had the children lined up and had them singing in harmony.
"Care for some company?"
"Always, Momma."
"I see you have Susan's children as well today."
"I'm working up a regular little choir. Some of the other children have come and gone, adding their voices to our company as they will or wont to do."
"Beautiful."
"It is." Lydia happily sighed. "It's such a lovely day to sing too."
Elunara sat her board to the side and climbed the stairs to the platform. Emaline joined the line of children and all at once everyone began to sing. They started with a charming lullaby, but soon the voices picked up interest as they moved into other songs they all knew. Before long, Elunara sang while the children bounced around dancing.
In the stands, more and more people began to accumulate. Soon, Gerald sat in the stands and leaned back, his foot bouncing in time to the music. That's where Ryan found him.
"May I sit?"
"It's a free country." Gerald shrugged.
Ryan sat down and fidgeted. "Can I talk to you?"
"Sure thing."
"People seem very unhappy with me lately."
"You did piss off our resident goddess of sex. People don't survive long after that." Gerald scratched at his beard. He was happy with how the thing was coming along, and Chrissy seemed to enjoy the change up.
"I'm starting to see why." Ryan shivered. "I'm getting cold shouldered everywhere I go."
"Listen, piece of advice, publicly declare yourself as a slave to or goddess..." Gerald began to giggle. "Sorry, sorry, I can't keep that up. You try that bit and she's probably strangle you with your own nutsack. She hates the goddess shtick and worship just drives her insane."
"Then why do they do it?"
"I don't have enough hours in the day to explain it."
"Oh." Ryan sighed. "What was that though, why does she do these things? Hell, Why do you sit at a table and make bets?"
"Because that's who she is. Listen, she's not only my boss, but she's my sister. She tells me to do something and I damned well do what she tells me. She tells me to round up the guys and do what I do best, then that's what I'm doing. You see, we used to be partners in the SI:7, I was her spotter, she was the agent. In town I'd find her a mark, and she'd seduce and interrogate. In the field, she'd set herself up as bait, I'd be there to back her up if the deal went south. I have literally watched her fuck her way through hundreds, if not thousands, of men."
"Holy shit."
"Back in Draenor, me and a couple of guys spied on her and her husband fucking in the middle of an orchard and she knew it. She liked it, and her husband just wanted to do what made her happy, and a thing was born. It's gotten crazy now. People hear "the grove" and they just show. In fact, this amphitheater and the grove behind it were gifts to Elunara through the King. He knows what she does back there and he doesn't care. Never seen him down, but we know."
"It still sounds sick."
"For anyone else on Azeroth, it would be. For "The Whore", it's just another day of work. Has anyone told you about her energy appetite?"
"Mark mentioned it."
"We feed or goddess and love her for giving us the chance to. She's saved so many lives just being her. In fact, as I told you, she's my sister."
"I find that disturbing. Have you two ever...?"
"Once. Before she introduced me to the woman that is now my wife. After so many years of watching that ass bounce up and down on every dick in vicinity, I had to try it once, just for the see. She's super fucking tight for a woman so loose with her body."
"I don't know if I should be disturbed or intrigued."
Gerald clapped a hand on Ryan's shoulder. "Welcome to the city. Population crazy." He chuckled at Ryan's shiver. "In fact, it was my minor obsession over asses that led Elunara to the woman I married. You should get on her list. If anyone can find you a girlfriend, it's Elunara. The list of marriages that have been a direct result of her matchmaking schemes is kind of crazy, and they're all still married. Chrissy and I are coming up on year twenty three. I couldn't imagine my life without that crazy little... Speaking of." He raised his hand.
Chrissy bounced over. "You didn't tell me Elunara was having a concert." She put her hands on her hips.
"Sorry, Love. This was impromptu, plus I was having a chat with Ryan here."
"Is he the one that pissed Elunara off?"
"Yep."
"Boy, you picked a dumb time to argue with her."
"That's what I told him."
"Do you both always watch?" Ryan blurted.
"No. I usually stay home." Chrissy sat down and cuddled up under Gerald's arm.
"And you're ok with him watching that... and BETTING on it?" Ryan was astonished.