I blinked and Tyler was gone. He was replaced by a pretty girl with red hair and pale skin. Freckles splotched her smiling face, and she stood in front of me where my roommate had been standing. Except she was naked, and instead of my dorm, she was standing in a field of green grass, and instead of my bed, I was sitting on a rock, and I was naked.
I immediately took a long deep breath and closed my eyes. "It's not real," I whispered to myself. I had learned techniques to deal with bad trips and unpleasant side effects of vivid hallucinations. The most effective strategy for me was to close my eyes and take three deep breaths.
"What's not real?" The feminine voice made me jump before I could finish my breath and I fell off my rock onto the soft grass.
I looked up at the girl standing above me and my mind raced with possibilities. "Audible hallucinations, I was right," I had some experience with vivid dreams, once you realize your dreaming you're able to bend the reality of your dream.
"Right about what?"
I stood and covered my exposed manhood, then stopped and looked down in surprise. I wrapped my hand around the base of my flopping cock, it was nearly the size of a beer can and twice as long. And my balls, my god, they were uncomfortably big, each one the size of a ripe plum. There was no way I could cover even half my genitals with both hands so I gave up and focused my attention on levitating. If this was a lucid dream, I'd be able to float with a little focus. I closed my eyes but nothing happened.
"Hellooo?" The girl in front of me waved her hand in front of my face, causing her heavy breasts to sway slightly.
I took in the redheaded beauty in front of me. She was exactly my type, shorter than me with light freckles, wide hips, and large breasts, about my age with intelligent green eyes. I was hesitant to engage with the hallucination. This wasn't like any trip I'd ever been on. I chewed my lip and tried not to stare at her round breasts and pink nipples. "Hi," I said, and raised a hand in an awkward wave, standing naked in front of a beautiful young woman was a first for me.
She sighed in relief. "Oh good, I thought maybe you were deaf."
"What is this place?" I asked, and looked around. We were standing in a wide valley, the sun was high above us. One side of the field was bordered by tall trees, a river wrapped the valley and a dirt trail ran along the river, beyond the river and path, the valley continued, eventually sloping up into hills and a mountain range beyond that.
She looked left, then right. "It looks like we're in a field." She knelt down and felt the ground. "A field of grass and dirt."
Super helpful. I had a million questions and tried to dilute them down into something useful. "Who are you?"
Her face brightened. "I'm Penelope, your broodmother."
I froze. "What?"
She cleared her throat and spoke louder, "I said, I'm your broodmother."
