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All Characters in sexual situations are 18 years or older.
This story is a continuation of the Font of Fertility series. I suggest reading Chapter 1 if you have not already. This chapter includes oral, mf, groping, mfff, implied anal, analingus, and Dom-sub relationship talk.
Jeremiah pops a question and gets a day of rest.... Ish.
Returning Dramatis Personae
- Jeremiah 'Jerry' Grant - Seat of Fertility, aka. Powerful Sex Shaman
- Victorious - Ancient demonic nightmare horse-turned-muscle car
- Jordan - Redheaded writer friend, interested in Jerry and his Harem
- Stacey Wilde - Girlfriend/Concubine, godchild of Jerry's parents, athletic
- Moira - Real estate agent from the city
- Aidra - Petite goth girl from Jerry and Lauren's school, Witch
- Lauren Baxley - Public girlfriend, Jerry's Prime in the magic world, closest friend and confidant
- Lindsey Baxley - Girlfriend/Concubine, Lauren's step-sister via marriage, girl-genius
- Jay - Jerry's best guy friend from high school
- Benji - Jerry's guy friend from high school, the one with the attitude
Referenced Characters
- Angela 'Angie' - Lindsey's friend from high school, has been dating/sleeping with Jerry
- Annalise Stoker - Concubine/Girlfriend, Fire Mage
- Ashley - Jordan's friend and roommate, Emily's older sister. Had sex at the New Year's Party.
- Brandon - Oldest brother of Annalise and Maya, back in New Mexico
- Jerry's Parents - 'Mom' and 'Dad,' took in their goddaughter Stacey when her parents died in an accident
- Maya - Annalise's younger sister
- Paul - Older brother of Annalise and Maya, back in New Mexico
- Susie - Angela's roommate
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After everything else that I had done that day, it felt a little silly that I was nervous as I pulled up in front of Jordan's parent's place.
Well, Victorious pulled us up, but that was semantics.
Just that day I had teleportaled to New Mexico and bought a truck for the first time for Annalise, then I'd teleportaled to Finland - my first time leaving the United States if you didn't count extradimensional mind spaces - where I had helped stop a plot to infiltrate a magical media agency, and fucked two stunningly gorgeous women, one of whom was somewhere in the range of a thousand years older than me despite looking like she was in her early twenties. And in the last week, things had been just as wild personally and in the greater magical...
thing
that had become my life. Dinner with a Death Seat. Asking Angie to join my harem and revealing magic to her. The Council meeting. Healing Maya's eyes.
So why the hell was I nervous?
"Jeremiah," Victorious's many-radio-voices cut through my thoughts. "We have arrived."
"Yeah, I know," I said.
".... you can get out now and go claim your filly," Victorious said.
"I know," I said and took a deep breath, letting it out slowly.
"You-"
"I know, Vic," I said. "I know. I'm going."
"If you are unsure of how to lay claim to her, simply chase her down and mount her. I have not yet met a worthy filly who did not appreciate and bow to the power shown in a proper chase," the demon car that had once been a demon horse suggested.
"You have no clue how true that is for her," I mumbled as I got out of the driver's seat.
I'd never been to Jordan's parent's place before; hell, I hadn't even known where she lived until I texted her saying I needed to see her. She'd sent me the address immediately. Jordan lived on the outskirts of the suburban town we'd all grown up in, and judging by the houses it was possibly the 'older' part of the town and things had just developed more in other areas. The lots were a lot bigger but the houses were smaller, and I was looking up a long driveway to a short ranch-style house that was neat but even to my untrained eye looked dated in its architecture.
Trudging up the driveway, I considered sending Victorious away - even if they didn't know he was a demon car, he still looked like the kind of car a parent would look out the front window and judge, especially when the male caller was asking to see their daughter. The last thing I needed was to add more reasons for making bad first impressions.
Still, I didn't send him away. For some reason I just felt like that was the wrong move.
I rang the doorbell and waited about half a minute before big, thumping footsteps approached and then the inner door opened as I looked up at a particularly huge man. I immediately knew he had to be Jordan's father, considering the big ginger beard he was sporting. What I hadn't realized was that Jordan, with her slight and skinny build, had been fathered by a fucking giant. He was bald, and I could immediately tell that he had to duck to get out of the door. He was wearing a sweater with a crest emblazoned on the front, something about Steamfitters and a union.
He was also looking a little miffed.
"Hello?" he asked, making it sound a lot more like '
what the fuck do you want?
'
"Hello, sir," I said. "Sorry to bother you. I'm just here to talk with Jordan for a couple of minutes."
"It's dinner time," he said bluntly. "What sort of person calls around at dinner time?"
That one took me aback a little bit. It was
barely
five o'clock. Who ate that early?
"Daddy," Jordan said from behind the looming man. "Back off, for fuck's sake."
The huge man did back away, though not entirely 'off' as he turned to address his daughter. "We're having dinner, Jordan. Your friends should know better than to-"
"I told him to come over," Jordan said. "I'm leaving soon, and he just needs to give me some notes that
I
asked for."
"So you decided to interrupt your farewell dinner?"
"
My
farewell dinner, Daddy," Jordan said, her brow furrowing. "This will only take a couple of minutes."
Jordan's Dad was obviously unimpressed, but he let out one long sigh that was part growl, then walked back deeper into the house. Jordan watched him go for a moment, shaking her head, before coming to the screen door and opening it. She leaned out and kissed me quickly, hesitating before pulling away more than a couple of inches to look into my eyes and grin a little. Then she quickly put on shoes and stepped outside, taking my hand and pulling me around the side of the house.
I stopped us there by a gate to the backyard and pulled her into my arms more fully, kissing her as she pressed her body to mine.
"Mmm," she hummed. "Come on. We'll sit in the gazebo. None of the windows of the house can see us there, so my parents can't spy."
"OK," I chuckled, glancing at the house and seeing that there was a side window that could be used to watch us, though it was currently unoccupied.
She took my hand again and led me into the backyard, trudging through the wet grass. The backyard was even bigger than the front, dotted with a decently sized garden I could imagine bursting with greenery in the summer, and lots of old, fully-grown trees. She led me back to a little white gazebo that was nestled between two trees and had a covering of hedge around most of it.
"My Dad built it for my Mom years ago as her reading nook," Jordan explained as she led me inside, where I found the seating around the edge was a sturdy bench with smooth backrests.
"It's cute," I said. "Your whole house looks very cute and comfortable."
"Thanks," she said. "My Dad is a bit of a jackass sometimes, but he works really hard to give us all of this."
I took her other hand and we stood there looking at each other in the dim of the little covered area. I leaned in and kissed her softly again when she raised her chin a little, and she squeezed my fingers with hers.
"Sorry I'm interrupting dinner," I said.
"It's fine," she shook her head. "Dinner's in my house last two hours. My Mom took cooking classes a few years ago and she takes any reason to make four-course meals. And we eat really fucking early."
I chuckled and kissed her again, just a peck, then nodded to the bench. "I couldn't let you leave without talking to you again," I said.
She broke into a grin. "Thank you for coming, then," she said. "I wanted to see you again, too."