11
["Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey,"] Devi said in his head, and Galen groaned. ["Come on, lover. You need to get up to eat and drink. You're dehydrated and malnourished."]
["How long have I been out?"] he thought to her with a groan.
"Five days," Lucinda said sleepily from his side. She was naked except for a pair of panties, and Galen moved to cop a feel before feeling a bulge between her legs.
"What?" he said groggily.
"My flow week," she replied, lazily getting out of bed.
"Oh," Galen said as he sat up slowly and swung his legs off the side of the bed. "Sorry," he apologized. "I didn't know... I didn't mean..."
"Don't concern yourself with it," she replied as she came back to him with a cup of something warm. She kissed him as she handed him the cup.
He took a sip and nearly spat out the contents. "Ugh, what is this?" he asked.
"It may taste like dung, but it will help you regain your strength much faster than normal," she said as she unabashedly stripped and changed a wad of cloth from the crotch of her panties. Then, she washed her face and began to get dressed. "It should be cool enough to down it all in one swoop," she said as she put on her uniform. "Then you can have some water or tea to wash out the taste."
"Ugh," he said again, almost retching. "I think I'll take my chances," he said as he moved to put the cup down."
"I'll force it down your throat if I have to, my love," she gently threatened. "But you need it."
"Fine," he said and downed the contents of the cup. It tasted like horse shit and charcoal. He retched a few times, but she was back in front of him with a pitcher of water, and he downed the entire thing.
"Shouldn't have drank the whole thing," she said as she cupped his cheek. "Gonna make yourself sick."
"Thirsty, though," he groaned and moved to lie back down.
"Uh-uh-uh," she said, catching and pulling him back upright. She looked into his eyes and smiled. "You need to get up and get dressed. We're going to the dining hall to eat so everyone can see you're still alive."
"Fuuucck!" he groaned in disappointment as he stood. He wobbled slightly as if he were a newborn giraffe.
Lucinda helped him walk to the wash basin and helped him wash his face. She helped him get dressed. "Glad to see you're not too proud to accept help," she commented with a kiss on his cheek.
"Where are we?" he asked as they made their way to the dining hall. "Still in Redd?"
"No," she replied. "We're back home in Spellthorn. After you passed out, we cleaned the field and brought everything back to the castle. We went through all of the duke's belongings, and anything deemed important was brought back here. Lady Hannah was instrumental in helping with that."
"Is she alright?" he asked with a concerned expression. "You made sure she was taken care of?"
She smirked at him. "She's fine," she said. "She, uh, seems to be under the impression you're going to make her your wife."
"Oh, for the love of the goddess, please don't start trying to push women on me," he pleaded. "Devi already has her hand deep inside that punchbowl."
"What's a punchbowl?" she asked.
"Think of it as a wine cask," he replied. "Only filled with fruit juice instead of wine."
"Ah. Well, no. I'm not going to push women on you, my love," she said. "Only informing you of what they are thinking. Although, Priscilla has been anxious to see you since the battle."
"Why?" he asked, confused.
"Didn't Devi and I tell you she's quite smitten with you?" she asked. "She visited you every day while you were asleep. Sometimes twice in a day."
"Odd," he replied.
"No more odd than the other two women who keep trying to sneak a peek at you while you slept," Lucinda said with another smirk.
"Huh?" he asked with a quirked eyebrow. "What are you talking about?"
"You make quite the impression with the ladies, my love," she said as she squeezed his hand. "Laird and Brittany, I think, are their names."
Galen groaned again. "Seriously?" he asked with a scowl. "And it's Lairn."
"Come now, husband," she whispered with a secret smile. "Let us not pretend you wouldn't rearrange their wombs if given the chance." She giggled. "They'd happily endure the pain, I think, if you were to do so."
Galen blushed. She was right. Though why, he wasn't sure. He'd never been more than a one-woman man. Elle had been all he needed or wanted. Now, though, on this world, for some reason, he couldn't help but think about bending every woman he met over his desk and railing her until she couldn't think straight. "Must be something in the atmosphere," he muttered.
"What was that?" Lucinda asked.
"Nothing," he replied. "Just thinking out loud."
Arriving at the dining hall, Galen could hear that it was more crowded than usual before he even came within sight of it. When he crossed the threshold, though, the room slowly got so quiet you could have heard a cockroach skittering across the floor. Then, slowly, people started clapping. The dining hall shortly devolved into clapping and raucous cheers as he made his way to his table amid claps on his back and people offering him tankards of alcohol.
"Wonderful!" Lucinda yelled sarcastically into his ear so she could be heard over the noise. "You're going to have to make a speech after this!"
Galen groaned again as he gave tentative smiles and waves to people. Sitting down at his table, he saw Priscilla across from him with her ever-present scowl. To her left was Brittany with a happy smile and to Priscilla's right was Lairn with a proud smile plastered on her face. Lairn and Brittany were both wearing guard uniforms. Lucinda sat next to him, and people crowded around his table to congratulate him or touch him.
"Give him some space!" Priscilla roared, but the crowd didn't hear. Her hand came up and electricity crackled around it. That gave them pause, and the room went quiet.
"Let him eat, please," Lucinda begged them. "He's been asleep for five days and needs his strength. Afterward, I'll bring him to the great hall and let him tell his tale there."
That seemed to satisfy them for the time being, and they slowly dispersed. Priscilla sat back down and crossed her arms over her breasts as she eyed him, that scowl never leaving her face. Remembering she had been injured, Galen asked, "You alright?"
"Why wouldn't I be?" she asked with a snort.