"All right, ladies" I said. "As you know you are here to play Ho Family Feud. The three east coast whores are taking on the west coast whores in a battle of wits. The winners will get $5,000 each while the losers will have to have sex with Stuttering Tommy, Perry, and me. Any questions before we start?"
There were none and I was ready to start. My name is Paulie and I was the host of the nation's first sex talk and porno channel, the only television channel currently licensed to broadcast full frontal male and female nudity as well as penetration. That gave me the leeway to broadcast what most of the viewers wanted to see β¦ horny people satisfying their lusts.
The east coast whores were not really that impressive, all three of them being working girls from New York City. Carla was a 22 year old blonde, rather on the slender side for my taste. Donna was a 39 year old brunette, overweight but with some nice tits. Patty was a 28 year old African-American who looked like she'd been hit with an ugly stick, although she struck me as being pretty smart. The west coast whores were actually three blondes who worked at The Rabbit Ranch near Las Vegas, Nevada, not exactly a coast site. Yummy was a voluptuous 27 year old with a beautiful face. Air Force Annie was an equally voluptuous 31 year old and was not bad to look at either. Kendra was a 24 year old beauty with a 42DD-23-39 figure that made her look like the old Coke bottle. The west coast whores were wearing black bikinis while the east coast whores were wearing red bikinis.
"The rules are simple. We have asked 100 people the same questions and recorded their answers, which will be on our Feud board. A team which gets the best answer to a toss-up question, can either try to answer the question or pass it to the other team of hos, hoping to steal the points if the other team falters. Any questions?"
There were none so I called Carla and Yummy to the toss-up stand. "Please put one hand flat on the table. When you want to ring in, hit the buzzer. The team to buzz in first gets to answer. Okay? Let's start."
Both women put a hand on the table. Yummy's big boobs almost covered her hand and I made a show of looking down her cleavage. "Wow, that's a big valley in there, Yummy." Both women giggled. "The top seven answers are on the board. We asked 100 people what their favorite name was for the male sex organ."
Instantly Carla hit her buzzer with Yummy just a second behind. I asked "Okay, Carla rang in first. Carla, what is your answer?"
"Dick" she responded.
"Okay, is 'dick' the number one answer?" I looked back at the board and the second panel rolled over, with a vote count of 34. "No, that is the second most popular name. Yummy, you can control the question if you come up with the number one answer."
"Cock" she said with a look as if she was about to swallow a big long one.
I turned as the first panel rolled over with a count of 37. "Okay, the west coast hos control the question. Yummy, do you want to play or pass?"
She looked at the other two girls and they both shouted "Play" so Yummy turned to me and said "We'll play." I sent Carla back to her place and followed Yummy toward hers. Stopping in front of Air Force Annie, I looked down her cleavage and said "Bet you've had a few of these right in there, haven't you, Annie?"
She grinned and said "You mean, do I tit-fuck guys? You bet I do. And they love it." She pushed her arms inward, making the cavity even deeper. "I'll bet you want to put yours in there too, don't you, Paulie?" I could hear the soft whir of the overhead camera as the remote operator maneuvered it into position to look down on her tits and the image appeared on one of the monitors.
"You know it, sweetie. Just like every red-blooded man in America" I added. "Okay, what do you think is one of the answers people gave as a favorite name for a man's cock?"
"Uh β¦ I think they would say 'spear" she said sweetly.
"Is spear there?" The sixth panel turned with a count of 4.