The Miller said to the village Cooper, "Did you know that my lovely daughter Treasure can spin straw into gold?"
Cooper spat into the yard. "Do you know the boldest thing on God's green earth?"
The Miller shook his head.
"Your shirt. It clasps a thief by the throat daily. Now take the barrel and go on out of my shop. You're scaring away my custom. I've paid enough for my ground wheat that you can give me that courtesy, at least."
As he sat in the alehouse that evening the Miller said to the alewife, "Did you know that my lovely daughter Treasure can spin straw into gold?"
The Alewife laughed. "Get you another, Miller? Or have you had enough tonight?"
As he pissed against the post that marked the village green, he asked the soldiers passing along the road behind him, "Did you know that my lovely daughter Treasure can spin straw into gold?"
"Go home, you souse-pot, you're roaring drunk," one soldier yelled.
The other called, "Go sleep it off, and perhaps that lovely daughter of yours won't wake you at dawn with a bucket o' water to sober you up!"
A few days later, however, the soldiers were back, the two that had heard his drunken boasts and two others with them.
"Rumor's reached the lord hereabouts that the Miller's daughter can spin straw into gold," one of the armored men said as they stood together outside the mill, beneath the tattered sails that creaked in the midday sunlight and soft breeze. "Now I heard that boast myself, and you were soused and beyond soused. Say it sober, if it's true, and let these men hear it."
The Miller licked his lips and looked between the four men. "And if it was drunk-talk?" he asked timorously.
"Then we have the right to imprison you for perfidy and drunken lies," the tallest of the soldiers said, stepping forward with a pair of manacles. "There ain't no ale in them cells."
The Miller chuckled shrilly. "Then I suppose it's a good thing it's true, eh, gents? My beautiful girl Treasure can do just as I say, and spin straw into gold! Such a sweet thing she is! Treasure, sweet, c'mon out here!"
A young girl stepped out of the mill, pulling a kerchief from her long dark hair. Her cheeks were dusted with flour, and her hands and apron were white with it, but beneath the smudges they could see she was indeed quite comely.
One soldier licked his lips, and a second murmured, "A sweet morsel indeed."
"I presume the King's interested in my Treasure," the Miller said jovially, pushing the girl into the ring of men. "Of course, it'll be a hardship to me to lose my only girl."
"You mean to lose your golden treasure," the shortest soldier spat. "Millers are all greedy bastards; the gold she makes must be worth more to you than the girl herself."
"I'll sore miss my Treasure," the Miller protested. "If the King's to take such richness, then surely a sack of coins - gold and silver, mind, none of them coppers - is little enough to ask in return!"
"Ha!" one of the men scoffed. "Sure, and we give you our earnings, and you give us a girl that can only spin wool into thread, and then where are we? Out twenty coins, more than a week's wage apiece? Not a bargain I'd make, drunk or sober!"
"You don't have to be drunk to be a fool," the Miller shot back. "If I cheat you, you've got a lovely girl on your hands, one certainly worth more than a mere twenty coins. If she worked on her back to earn her keep, she'd be worth two coins each visit; if each of you take her each evening, then in less than a week, you've recouped your losses. But mind, that's only if I've lied. The gold magic is particular. If you want the King to be happy with her, you might do well to wait."
At her father's words, Treasure hung her head and wept, her shoulders bowing.
The men looked to one another, then to the Miller. "You're a hard man," the tallest one said.
"I'm a Miller. I drive a hard bargain, and always get what I want."
The soldiers pushed Treasure up into the bed of the wagon, three of them followed her, and the fourth, the tallest, climbed up onto the seat. They leaned together, pooling their coin. They filled a small sack torn from some old cloth at the bottom of the wagon, tied it off, and tossed it to the Miller. He caught it, and without a look back over his shoulder, strode into the mill.
Before the old mill was out of sight, one of the soldiers had begun unlacing his trews. Another pulled off his corselet of mail and dropped it with a hissing-thump onto the wagon-bed.
"Sweet, indeed. I'll take some Treasure. And I'll even give you some of mine, if you're a good girl."
The girl protested, pushing them away, trying to crawl over the side of the wagon, only to be pulled back in again. As one of them hiked up her skirts and two others pulled on her ankles, she gasped, desperately, "The gold magic will only work if I remain pure, unmolested. You can't do this to me."
"You know," one of the men said to the others, "I'm beginning to think that perhaps this one's worth the price after all, never mind that whole gold story. I think we can get our money's worth from her without too much difficulty. I like the feisty ones."
"And what happens when the King hears that you've taken away my gold magic with your lusts? Don't you think you'll be punished? Surely there are other feisty whores that can satisfy you. On the other hand, if you bring me to the King unharmed and I give him all the gold he could want, do you not think he'll remember it was you who brought him this treasure? Don't you think you could be rewarded beyond your dreams?"
Grumbling, the men re-donned their armor, straightened their clothes, and helped pluck the hay from her hair and homespun gown. "We can always find you later, if it turns out you're lying," said the soldier who liked feisty women.
They arrived at the castle and brought her into the throne room. The King was a tall, lean man, his dark hair greying, but into steel, not softness.
"What is this?" the King demanded, and the guards knelt before him. Treasure knelt as well, hoping to win the King's sympathy, if such a hard-looking man could have such feelings.
"Sire, we've brought you the girl who can spin straw into gold."
"Indeed. Prepare one of the large cells for her in the dungeon. Make sure it's cleaned, and stock it with a spinning wheel, a bale of straw, and a bucket to see to her other needs. You will be given a bed, girl, only after you've proven yourself. Oh, and a torch, but make sure it's high enough out of reach that there won't be any danger of a fire. If you do not produce a bale of gold by morning, you will be returned to the soldiers who brought you. Once they're finished, you will be taken to a whorehouse, where you will spend the remainder of your days. Your wages will come to me as recompense for the gold promised but not delivered."
Before she could say anything, Treasure was pulled upright and herded down to the dungeon. Outside, just before they descended the stairway into the ground, she saw the sun setting in vibrant crimsons and golds, oranges and pinks and greys, and she wondered if she would ever see the open sky again.