This one is a little outside my wheelhouse. If you like it, please vote or comment so I know if Robert's story should continue. There is some silliness, some comedy, and yes I know most of these things could not happen. Relax and enjoy.
When we obtained our assignments upon graduation from the academy, I learned I was to begin my career aboard the Earth Exploration Vessel AMAZON.
As Klarr and I enjoyed our long weekend together prior to our assignments, I had held out hope that we would be assigned to the same ship. It was not to be. My iridescent blue lover, possibly the mother of my child, was assigned to the EEV CLEOPATRA, which would not even be in the same quadrant of space. We both wanted to be together to explore space and our relationship. At the same time, we had both known it was unlikely. The needs of the service.
Klarr promised she would keep me apprised of her, umm, status, by subspace messages when she could. We agreed to keep up a correspondence. We were both realistic about distance, time, and other potential relationships. But we wanted to keep the doors open, so to speak.
Myself, Ensign Sabrina Wiley, and several other cadets stood with our gear on the flight deck, waiting to meet the Lieutenant who would give us out section and quarters assignments.
All of the females wore their best class A uniform. They were impressive.
All of us males knew nothing changed once assigned aboard ship. We were all completely nude with the exception of our rank insignia arm bands and shoes. We were given shoes because AMAZON was a big ship and we should expect to be active.
Lt. Keisha Washington approached and called us to attention in formation. It was evident our initial contact did not require verbal exchange.
She moved silently along the lines of new crew members. With the females she spoke and asked their goals.
With the men, she regarded our musculature, even squeezing our arms in her grip, testing firmness. We had to look straight ahead so I could only guess at the groans and whines from the males she inspected first.
When she got to me, I quickly understood. She gripped my biceps hard to test their tension. Twisted my nipples. Then, typing in my "serial number" into her command communication device, she read my intro. Then she tapped on the device, and was obviously accessing my "Genital Control Module" remotely. My manhood suddenly became painfully erect without any input from me. "Nice."
I realized some of the whimpers I had heard were from male cadets who had not promoted above seaman. "No semen from seamen" was a mantra of the staff. So the ardently mournful sounds came from cadets who knew their painfully forced erections would only become more frustrating.
Lt. Washington's communication device buzzed and she tapped it again. "Washington."
A woman's voice spoke, "Assign that one to the command module, Keisha."
"Yes, Captain."
The voice inquired, "Name?"
"His name is Ensign Robert O'Brien, Captain."
"Oh, really? Be sure and read that bio, Keisha. Fascinating."
"I'll do that, Captain."
"Oh, and Keisha. Have a go at him if you'd like and give me a report, please."
The Lieutenant regarded me, then asked, "Anything specific? Or a full battery?"
The Captain chuckled. "Looking at his file, I think we should have a full battery. It looks like you would enjoy it, but let me know."
They finished talking, then the Lieutenant scribbled on a card and handed it to me. "Cabin A-87. Stow your gear and report to me by 1800 hours for that analysis." Then she quickly moved on to the next new crew member.
Fortunately, when she forced a painfully hard erection onto the next "victim" she released mine.
After inspecting all of the new crew, Lieutenant Washington gave a briefing with generalized instructions about our duties.
Several Seamen already assigned to the ship escorted us each to our cabins. They were all male, most seemed jittery, and most sported erections.
I found my cabin was shared. Two other newbies and one veteran also roomed with me. Ensign Sabrina Wiley from my class, Seaman Franklin Michael Davis III from my class, and Ensign Amanda Amora, who had been on the ship for two years.
Fortunately we all had our own room within the cabin, with a small common area which had a table and comfortable chairs.
When we entered, Ensign Amora exited her room to greet us; if you could call it that. She was a thin woman with a runner's body.
We did not even introduce ourselves before she exclaimed, "FUCK!"
She pointed at Seaman Davis, who was visibly pensive and sported a small erection. "You! You take the room at the end of the hall and keep your fucking door closed!"
He looked like he wanted to cry, "Y-y-yes, ma'am. I'm Seaman Da.."
"I don't give a shit! I just got rid of one of you 'no semen from Seamen' losers! Spent the whole time crying, whining, begging, and trying to jack off. If you try masturbating in our common room I'll fucking cut if off, you got me?"
He could not speak. He just hung his head and nodded. Then he picked up his gear and trudged off to his room.
Amora was much friendlier to Sabrina and myself. She helped us set up in our rooms and gave us the scoop about the ship. She said the food was excellent, the Captain was a real pro, and the duty was interesting.
She laughed at me when I commented it was interesting to serve aboard a ship named after an ancient race of warrior women.
"You doofus! The ship is named after the river in Brazil! We're an exploring vessel...I like the way you think, though."
She said she was not due on shift for another two hours, so she kindly gave us a tour of the ship, allowing Davis to "tag along as long as he doesn't whine."
We were sitting in the cabin's common area afterwards talking when I realized it was about 1730 hours. "Oh, crap. Where should I look for Lieutenant Washington? I'm supposed to report to her at 1800 hours..."
Amora looked mildly horrified, "You haven't even been here a day, what did you do to get on Washington's scanners?"
"I don't know. We had our inspection and she said to report for a full battery analysis, whatever that means."
Amora put her face in her hands then looked back up at me. "You really know how to start off right. Newbies are supposed to keep a low profile, but you've gotten yourself into a position to piss off the meanest bitch on the ship. She's the Security Chief and the Tactical Officer. She could take you apart without even thinking about it! You better put your all into that battery of tests."
Well hell. "Do you know what a full battery is? The Captain ordered it."
"The Captain??"