"That really ruins what I thought. My stomach is filled with a mucous ball. Gross."
"So it was only my sexy body you loved, I get it," he snarked.
"No I do love- you're a jerk."
Zaenaris just laughs and her stomach moves."
"Aww... you're kicking," she retorted.
Two weeks later, she wakes up not with a motherly glow at all at the end of her seemingly second trimester.
"Aahh. Oooch. My stomach is growing so fast," she whines. "By the time I get used to it, it gets bigger, and heavier."
"It'll be over sooner than you think."
"I hate dealing with this, but you are the love of my life."
"You've done spectacular, a brand new woman, you are."
"Yeah, plus these guys are dying to get this preggo pussy!"
"I've never had a birther collect so much, but these are different times where any pointless position is considered to have some deeper meaning."
"Everybody thinks they're important and entitled."
She decides to take advantage of their fortune and buy a new car, going to a prime dealership and spots the car she wants.
"Can I help you, miss," asked the car salesman.
"Yes. I'd like this car, and I don't even need a test drive," she states.
"The Prancer RX is a brilliant car; synchrodrive all wheel drive system, ground control suspension, six speed manual..."
"And five fifty pounds of downforce with the aerokit," she finished.
"I own one too, the electric purple one outside," he spoke proudly.
"Then you know how great they are. Please, arrange the paperwork."
"This is it! This is the car I want!"
Some high schooler comes running to the car, trailed by his father.
"Please, you must arrange a test drive for my son," demands rich bastard.
"Excuse me sir, I've already begun to purchase this car," Lillian claims.
"My son wants this car, he just got his license, he's a man now. Besides; a woman like you, in your condition, shouldn't be driving a car like this," he snobbed.
"What?!"
"There's a used Altus minivan out there, I suspect it'd take you about twelve years to pay off. This is a car for a man."
"I'm buying this car," she snapped.
"Only a real man can drive that," said bastard child.
"Yeah... and you... boy! Are just going to run it in to a wall and kill yourself."
She pulls out her Black Card from her purse, waves it in their faces. She peers in to the salesman's eyes.
"Prepare my paperwork, please,"
"Right away," he turns on his hills.
"Now see here," rich bastard yells.
She gives him and his son the look.
So, you're both big men, huh?"
They nod sternly. She looks towards the salesman.
"Where's the bathroom, sir?!"
"Over in that hallway, ma'am."
"Thank you, and nevermind these two ever being here," she looks at father and son. "Come show me how big a man you are."
They lead her to the mens bathroom, allowing her to step in first. She see's the son follow.
"Oh no, you, little boy wait outside," she picks him up by his armpit setting him in front of the women's. "This is not father and son bonding time. Go play in the parking lot.
She shuts the door, removing her clothes. He drops his pants, hanging his suit jacket on the hook, unbuttoning his silk shirt. She kicks her maternity flared jeans to the side with her bra and t-shirt.
"Show me what you got. I'm not giving you head, since you were so rude."
"My apologies miss."
He turns her, bending her over the sink, sticking his fairly decent sized dick in her, rocking it in nice and slow.
"Careful my stomach," she cooed.