ESCAPE FROM FORESTBLIND: CHAPTER ONE
"What the hell?"
Monica was the first of the three friends to pause clicking her keyboard, but Jonelle and Tiffany quickly followed suit. Their gazes were locked, eyes wide, on the screens of their laptops, fingers motionless above their keyboards after Monica's surprised reaction.
"Jonelle!" Tiffany exclaimed. "What kind of game is
this
? Where did you get it?"
Jonelle, a chemistry major in a blue long-sleeve t-shirt and jeans answered cautiously. "Umm, I don't know. I mean, I know where I got it — at that used book store we wandered into last month on the trip we took to go to the concert. But I don't know much about the game, except that it looked kind of fun from the description on the case. It only cost, like, three bucks or something, and it was kind of nostalgic to actually buy a DVD game," Jonelle said. She leaned down to retrieve the case. "Yeah. Just like I remember," she mused, her eyes scanning the game case. "Lots of good ratings, and I liked this right here," she announced, pointing to some writing on the case: "'Join a group of young women bucking norms in a race to escape an oppressive, toxic male society.' I figured we'd have some hoots playing a cheesy, low-res groaner, but at least it seemed to have a social conscience about male jerks and the trouble they cause."
"Still trying to forget Brad, obviously," Monica said. The comment drew a scowl from Jonelle.
"But, Jonelle! This . . . this . . . whatever you call this . . . it came out of nowhere," Tiffany said, pointing at her laptop screen. Also a chem major, the slender and athletic young black woman with close-cropped hair fixed her gaze back on the paused gaming scenario showing on her laptop. "Do the comments on the box say anything about Xandria's and Gabrella's and Kelsana's escape out of the forest requiring them to use those things on Scaffaro and his guards?"
"Yeah," Monica chimed in. "Did you know about this?" She cocked her head to look at Jonelle. In the process her light brown/blonde-wannabe hair fell back into her eyes, and she brushed it away. Again. For maybe the fifty-eth time since the three of them began playing "ForestBlind: The Escape" over an hour ago. She shook her hair to free the strands that had fallen into the collar of her green blouse.
"Look, guys. I swear. If I'd known something like this was going to come up, well, I don't think I would have-"
"You don't
think
? Really?" Tiffany asked, incredulous.
"Jeez, let me finish," Jonelle said, miffed. "I was about to say that I don't think I would have bought this game for us to try out if I'd known about this particular scenario." The dark-haired young woman in glasses looked hurt, but only for a few seconds. Then a very small smile started tugging one corner of her mouth upward.
Tiffany narrowed her eyes at her. "You're lying, Jonelle. I see that face you're making."
"No, I'm
not
lying. I had no idea this was coming up in the game. For real."
"Then why that face, Jonelle," Monica asked. "I saw it, too."
"You guys!" Jonelle said, flopping back in frustration but then quickly returning her gaze to her own laptop screen as it sat on what passed for a coffee table in the small apartment the three of them shared a little ways off campus. "I did
not
know this situation was part of the game! Here — see?" She thrust the game case at her two friends. "There's nothing about this anywhere in the description, and the names of the characters aren't even shown on the case."
Tiffany and Monica held the case between them, scanning the front, then turning it over.
"But, you know," Jonelle said cautiously, "Umm, well, uh, aren't you at least a little curious about this?"
Tiffany interrupted. "You mean curious about Xandria, Gabrella, and Kelsana luring Scaffaro and the guards into the cottage to get in from the cold and snow, and-"
Monica interrupted in order to finish Tiffany's observation: "-and casting a spell on them to yield the code to open the amulet by-"
Jonelle cut them both off by jumping into the middle of their accusations with the thing that had yet been spoken by the three gamers: "Yes! Exactly! By enchanting the men using strap-on cocks. And just waving those things in front of that evil dictator and his guards to hypnotize them is surely only the first step toward whatever else the three of us are about to do with those strapons."
Silence. Tiff looked at Monica. Monica returned the stunned expression, then fixed her gaze on Jonelle, as did Tiffany.
"So you're saying we just strap in and do this?" Monica asked.
Jonelle's enthusiasm came through in her response. "Look. You two would never even consider a game with female characters using strapon cocks to cast spells or for anything else — and remember, ladies, we don't know what's going to happen yet in the game. Maybe the strapons are just magic wands in disguise." Jonelle smirked at her friends. "Admit it. You wouldn't touch a game like this with a ten-foot-long sword of any heroine you can name if you knew your character would pull out a strapon cock in Level 2."
More silence. Tiff drew in a big breath, opening her eyes wide and shaking her head. "You're right about that, Jonelle," she said. "So what are you saying? That we go ahead and do this?"
Monica chewed her lip and brushed back her hair, waiting to hear Jonelle's answer.
Jonelle stood up suddenly, pinning back her dark hair with her hands, elbows out to the side, and looked at the ceiling, then back at her roommates. "It's a really good game, right? We've been at it for how long? And it's been intense and fun and cool the whole time." She paused, glancing to the screen of her laptop. "And, well, the whole idea of the three heroines — Gabrella, Kelsana, Xandria . . .
us
, you guys,
US!
— doing guys with strapons . . . I just think it's kinda sexy."
Tiff jumped up to look at her friend. "What?"
Turning toward her roommate and shrugging, Jonelle said, "Maybe this will be a really sexy scene. Come on, you guys! We've all heard of pegging, right? We're college women. It's not the 19
th
century, you know."
Monica chimed in. "There
was
that scene in the film about the anti-hero in the red suit, Tiffany."