Escape from Altera
[Note: This is not a "sexy story". It is a mix of WW II "The Great Escape" and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's "The Gulag Achipelago"... set in outer space)
Chapter 5: Fighting Back
"I am very disappointed," said Major Colonel Tromov. He paced back and forth in front of us as we stood at attention in the blistering wind and snowfall.
"You lazy dogs have not been meeting you work quotas," said Tromov. Actually, he said something
a little more severe
than lazy dogs, but the entire concept doesn't translate well from the original Slurian.
He marched back and forth in his fashionable Redcap boots. While we were shivering, he certainly wasn't, with his triple insulated military parka.
"I was sent here to reform you, to make you into good communitarians," said Tromov. He paused. "Perhaps it is my fault. Perhaps you have taken advantage of my laxity and goodwill. It is painful to do so, but work time on Sundays will be increased an additional two hours a day. Also, no care packages will be distributed this month. That is all."
We were dismissed, and I saw Kerensky shaking his head. "I guess the guards are hungry," said Kerensky. "Someone must have bribed him pretty big to get our care packages."
"We get packages?"
"Certainly," said Kerensky. "The Slurian Union is a highly communitarian society, remember."
"I remember, I remember," I said. A new possibility occurred to me. If we could receive things, perhaps we could send them as well. "How would I go about sending a letter?"
Corporal Zyto Filitov was the labor camp's "mail man". Could it really be so simple as writing a letter and handing it in?
No. First, of course, one had to get access to a datapad to write a message. The "post office" only had three datapads, and these were reserved months in advance for the use of the other prisoners.
I looked at the three datapads in the room. None were in use. I pointed this out to Corporal Filitov, who simply harrumphed and turned away.
But by now I was learning the ways of the system and easily bribed Filitov for access to a datapad to write a letter. My "business" of selling stolen construction materials with Kolya had taken off, and I now had a small supply of Slurian currency.
"All right. You may have five minutes," he said generously.
I quickly sat down and started typing. I had decided in advance to write to my mother. Knowing the letter would probably be censored, I wrote
Dear Mother,
It is Idaho. I am alive and well. I just want to let you know that I am a prisoner of war being held by the Slurians. Please contact my unit and let them know I am all right. If you can, please send food and warm clothing as soon as possible to this return address. I promise to do better and not to get captured in the next war.
Your loving son,
Iday
I wrote the address and turned it into Filitov. He casually looked at it, and then at me. "Nyet," he said.
"What do you mean?"
Filitov crossed off all the sentences except the first two.
"What's wrong with the rest?" I asked. "What's wrong with saying I am a prisoner of war?"
"You are not a prisoner of war," said Filitov. "This is not a prisoner of war camp. This is a camp for thought reform. You are a spy. You are not a military prisoner. Furthermore, you are not allowed to give military information."
"What military information?"
Filitov gave me a stoney stare. "Telling your mother to relay this information to the military."
"But-" I was about to say that my mother probably would anyway. But if I said that, then this irritating Slurian bureaucrat might not let me send any letter at all.
"What about requesting food and warm clothing?"
"That was your cleverest line of all. You are surreptitiously conveying the propaganda that we do not provide you with everything you need!"
I licked my licks. "What if I just asked for a care package in general... would that be all right?"
Filitov considered, then nodded.
I turned back to the datapad.
Filitov barred me.
"What?"
"Datapad is booked up months in advance."
Sighing, I paid another bribe.
Dear Mother,
It is Idaho. I am alive and well. I just want to let you know that I am being held by the Slurians. If you care to, feel free to send me a package at this return address.
Your loving son,
Iday
I kept it short in the hopes that it wouldn't be rejected. But Filitov only shook his head again.
"What now?"
"Your letter says nothing nice about the Slurian Union."
"What does that matter?"
"You are using community resources to send this message. You should at least show some gratitude to the community."
"You want me to say something nice, about here, about this place?" I was incredulous.
Filitov looked adamant.
I thought for a moment. "All right."
After another bribe (of course), I started again. I got stuck in one part, though; what could I say that was nice about this place? Finally, I started writing again.
Dear Mother,
It is Idaho. I am alive and well. I just want to let you know that I am being held by the Slurians. The cross country skiing and curling is fun great here. If you care to, feel free to send me a package at this return address.
Your loving son,
Iday
Filitov looked at the message. I cautiously held my breath. Then, he nodded. But he started typing vigorously, changing my message.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Must change wording of message. You are convicted spy; you may be attempting to use key words to send out code. I will change words but keep meaning," he assured me.
I got a look at the final text:
Dear Female Parent:
It is Idaho. I am very well and prospering. The Slurians are holding me for my crimes. They are very gentle and patient with me. The cross country skiing is also very good.
Your obedient son,