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Escape Flirtation At The Spaceport

Escape Flirtation At The Spaceport

by racyandawward
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Trazin Spaceport, Tau Ceti Gamma. February 14, 2150.

On the edge of human controlled space, irregular crowds of traders, outcasts and pioneers mix and mingle. And here at Sirius's Pub, recently retired celebrity pilot Zebulon Sirius, the Wolf of Helios, is at ease, slinging only the finest human cocktails for spacers that pass through this critical port of call.

An homage to taverns and divebars of pre-contact Massachusetts, three things distinguish the pub immediately from all else in Trazin's economic zone. First, its light-up signage, a clever imitation of arcane neon yellow lighting. Second, a genuine 20th century jukebox, retrofitted and rigged to pantomime loading records but actually run off holo storage and touchscreen. And third, the interior extensively done up with natural and artificial woods. The bar itself is a notable extravagance made of massive dark oak planks from homeworld.

There, Alex Kravitz is minding his own business, pulling on a tiny vaporizer, playing a game of holocards nobody else sees, and contemplating what manner of bullshit to get up to on this particular Saturday. His options are limited by the irregular work he's been able to find repairing starships in the yards. It was a fun change of pace for a few weeks, but it's unsustainable and not the best use of his talents. He doesn't belong down here. He belongs up there, as an engineer on a merchant vessel, enjoying room, board and salary as a friend to the tritium powered interstellar beast living in its belly.

On the other hand, there's not much ass to be had in space, nor much drinking and dancing. Be nice to have a few more memories of

that

sort associated with his time on Tau Ceti. Space is mostly sitting around playing cards while on-call, with the occasional burst of adrenaline-fueled repair work.

This is what's on his mind when Zeb barks his name. His eyes barely flick upward from the cards. Casually he reaches out a hand, as the levitating tumbler of whiskey glides down the bar and smacks comfortably into his palm. Only then does it register to him, he didn't order another whiskey.

He lifts his gaze, considers the amber liquid, and cocks his head at Zeb, who nods the other way. To the corner of the bar nearest the entrance. There, silhouetted by the golden evening sunlight, drumming her little fingers on the faux wood surface, is the prettiest girl Alex has ever seen. Outrageous pink hair spills down her pale face before ending in a smart bob, not quite touching the collar of her olive drab canvas flight jacket. Her cheeks crinkle up in a joyful grin as their eyes meet.

There's something about her, something Alex can't quite place.

He returns the grin, and brushes off his chocolate brown synthetic leather coat. Black ringlets spill over his shoulder as he stands and saunters over.

"Hey," he says.

"...Is for horses," she replies. Alex blinks. "...Sorry, old Earth joke."

Her name, he learns, is Cynthia Eridani. She captains a small freighter; he is an engineer looking for a gig to get him off this rock; so naturally they get to talking and drinking. She notices where his eyes are pointed, and asks if he'd like to play against a human opponent. Turns out, they're evenly matched at dogstar poker, and that's saying something. She likes vintage spacerock, 20th century soft rock, and lev-biking.

Soon they are pounding their feet on the bar's little dance floor, riding high on imported liquor and Tau Ceti's finest cannabis. It's a bit hard to talk over the music, but it is plain they're both tight wound and badly needed the night off. Eridani very nearly succeeds in picking a fight with a trio of scaly blue Tralfamadorians over the jukebox, their eyestalks quivering with annoyance. Alex laughs and politely butts in, pointing out the error in her English-to-Tralf translation, and everybody relaxes a bit.

On the way back to the Res Zone, they swing by the freight depot. Here, outside the dome, it is ice cold and dead quiet. A billion stars wheel slowly overhead. He feels at once tremendously liberated, and crushed under the pressure of trying to make this tiny insignificant life mean something. Cynthia seems to recognize the look.

"Ground control to major Kravitz? Look, in the back corner there. That's my baby."

It's an older model light cargo vessel, but fully tricked out with modern propulsion and loading gear. Must be a gas to fly. And from the floodlights hitting the aft section, he can discern the paint job, a pleasant cornflower blue.

"Pretty. So who's handling the engine room now?"

"No one. I give her a quick check when I'm on-planet, which is good enough for these short trips. But I'll be up a creek when they extend the shipping lane next year."

He chuckles to himself. "Must be kismet."

"Say, you want to come over for a nightcap?"

"I dunno if I should. Eh, fuck it, I shall."

The next thing he knows, they're in her hotel room, half a klick from the depot, pawing at each other and tearing their shirts off. A familiar song he can't quite place drones on in the background. He makes a cheap and unnecessary come-on; Cynthia blushes. Then she shoves him hard onto his back on the mattress, and climbs on top, knee between his thighs.

"You're gonna pay for that, you handsome bitch." She rests one hand on his throat as she thoughtfully plants kisses on his mouth.

Alex sighs and melts under her ministrations.

"I didn't see tonight... going quite like this." He struggles to get a thought out between the mouth smashing. "But there's something... about you. I like being your pet."

"Good boy. How would you like to get fucked like a dog... and milked like a cow."

He bares his teeth with glee. "Say less."

She pops an impish grin. "Thought so. I have a tendency to get what I want."

At this, hairs stand up all over Alex's body. His jaw slackens as a thought blossoms in the back of his mind.

Static.

Pshhhhhhhhhhht

.

***

Trazin Spaceport, Tau Ceti Gamma. February 14, 2155.

At this busy port of call along the Tralfamadorian trade lane, a growing limb of human influence in the Canopus Sector, the teeming masses hustle and bustle. And dead center of the port's swelling Economic Zone is Sirius's Pub. There, famed ex-flier Zebulon Sirius and his apprentices have made a tradition of mixing the finest human cocktails for spacers, fortune seekers and aimless nomads alike.

Sirius also makes the dubious claim of serving "the last cherry pie in the universe." Meaning the last along the shipping lane, the last before reaching non-human space devoid of our delicacies. But locals will tell you, the pie's only worth it during the first few weeks of the polar summer, when the port city's grove of cherry trees fruit naturally.

Amber Keogh is minding her business, pulling on a lifelike papery cigarette that in fact contains a vaporizer. Yesterday, she quit her job running HVAC for the port terminal. Tonight she's feeling a bit lonely and wondering what the fates will bring. As if in answer, Zeb calls her name.

She meets his eyes and casually reaches out as the levitating tumbler of midori sour glides down the bar, smacks into the palm of her right hand, ricochets, and nearly sails off the edge before she can recover it. She's off her game. She straightens up and purses her lips.

Zeb nods in the general direction of the bar's entrance. She can hardly believe it. There, silhouetted by the golden evening sun and giving a little wave, is a vision of a woman. She has long brown braided hair, cute freckles on light brown skin. In her faux suede captain's jacket she looks devastatingly dapper. And here she is, favoring Amber with a smile that could teach stars to shine.

She resists the urge to giggle like a dorkus as the newfound center of her attention steps closer. Instead she quickly smooths her dress and adjusts her tits. Tall, lanky Amber at her barstool and the spacing woman on her feet are just about at eye level.

"Hello, angel," says the spacer.

Amber's eyes go wide for a moment before she can collect herself. Rosy pink spreads in her cheeks. A

man

could never get away with such absurd flattery, but coming from this woman, it lands. Perhaps it's because there is something uncannily familiar about her, something unnameable.

"Hi. And how many have

you

had this evening?"

"One, but that's worth about three here," the woman says with a sheepish smile. "I'm Carina."

"Amber. Please, sit. Let me return the favor--what are you drinking tonight?"

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"Oh, ah, it's one of those antique recipes Zeb loves. Something called a Harvey Wallbanger."

Amber shakes her head. Old Earth bartending conventions were absolutely preposterous. Still, she shouts over the din of the bar to Zeb. Soon the women are ensconced each with her froofy drink of choice; the Sour is a radioactive apple green, the Wallbanger as clouded and yellow as the Venutian sky.

Carina Brown is a seasoned courier, and has been just about everywhere between here and homeworld. She and Amber pick each other's brains about any- and everything, from Helion Union trade policies (awful) to music (Carina loves pre-space oldies, whereas Amber listens only to Spacethump), to dealing with racists and misogynists (careful application of a fist usually works), to the plan to augment Trazin's culinary scene with stasis-packed produce (promising, but not yet trusted). They try Zeb's new pumpkin pie, with his assurance that it is in fact in season. It's quite tasty.

Then they're careening off across the Economic Zone, stopping twice at gacha machines, ultimately finding themselves among the carnival games. Carina's a crackshot with the skill cranes, but it is Amber who annihilates the High Striker game with one swing of the mallet.

Her prize? A giant stuffed tralf-bear, cute as hell despite the seven creepy eyes.

"I jumped a shuttle off Ohio at 16 so I could get care," she says as they schlep their winnings up the road towards the Res Zone, orienting themselves by Gamma's tiny moon on the western horizon. "The feminizers reduce muscle mass a bit"--nodding at her raised left biceps--"but they didn't do nothing about the length of this lever arm."

Carina thinks about this for a moment. "Well," she finally says, "I'm glad you made it off that backwater planetoid, and I'm glad I met you."

"Me, too. Fuckin Ohio."

On a whim from Carina,

Claire de Lune

begins to play off her little omnicomm, spilling softly from little roadside speakers that have nothing better to do at 1am than take requests. The women look at each other and smile; here is a genre on which they agree.

Upstairs in her modest room, Amber is breathless and flushed as Carina fondles her tits with enthusiasm. But she's still too stuck in her own head when it comes time to lose the panties and accept pleasure.

"Just so you know, hon--"

"I know."

"--on girls who got modded young, with the implant, it's totally seamless. Compared to that, plastic surgery is a hatchet job for twice the price."

"Sweetie," says Carina as she gently grasps Amber's chin, "have you ever bedded a Tralfamadorian? Men, women, they've all got two dicks! I mean technically one branch is a dick, and one is an ovipositor. I have a rubber one I could use to demonstrate."

She trails a finger slowly down Amber's lithe little belly as she continues:

"My point is... space is mind-bogglingly big, and filled with beings and bodies we can scarcely fathom. What's a little designer pussy between gal pals? I

want

to touch it."

Soothed and delighted by the kisses that follow the finger down her abdomen, Amber lets her head fall back. And notices a familiar song is playing. Some farce about a man cheating on his wife over cocktails.

"And I have a tendency to get what I want, princess--" Having said this, Carina stops. Her eyes open wider and her mouth falls open mid sentence, as though she's realized something terribly important.

Static.

Pshhhhhhhhhhht

.

***

And so on. Every year, right in front of the bar, someone meets someone. Not necessarily sex. Not necessarily the love of a lifetime. But something ineffible, something compelling.

One year it is an admiral meeting a merchant. The next, a pilot meeting the daughter of the director of the port. The next, it's

two

pilots. Not altogether surprising given the clientele.

A dockworker and a naval technician. A lounge singer and an air traffic controller. A smuggler and a spaceliner stewardess.

Static.

Pshhhhhhhhhhht

.

***

Trazin Spaceport, Tau Ceti Gamma. February 14, 2166. A port that booms and busts at the whims of mankind's evolving trade partnerships, currently in a bit of a bust. But gray-haired old Zebulon Sirius isn't worried. Overpriced jewelers and exotic tech dealers may shutter their businesses and move out, but not him. On the fringes of human dominion there's always money to be made in warm food and alcoholic drinks.

Especially

when catering to homesick spacers is your specialty.

It's just about sundown when Walter Ito, a regular, flings open the doors to the pub in a huff that he can't conceal. "Dumb fucks," he mutters.

Zeb turns, not hearing the words but catching the tone. "Walter, mah guy! What's got ya down?"

Walter takes a deep breath, but doesn't lose the scowl.

"It's those

pricks

from the Inspector's office," he hisses, slowly pulling off his parka. "Apparently they'll just let any dumb kid wear the badge now--"

"Do me a favor, Walt, tell me but write it down."

Of course Walter knows the policy, but he appreciates Zeb's patience. You write down your grievances as you come in. You set them down on the bar, leave them behind, have yourself a time, and if you still want them after that, he'll be happy to return them to you. Otherwise they go right in the trash can.

Walter peels a sheet off the notepad and starts scribbling.

"I'm middle aged. I wear a fur coat. I have a homeworld accent and I always show my medallion. And some racist brat ten years my junior

still

mistakes me for a stevedore and tries to boss me around, cause I don't look like a businessman to him."

Zebulon just nods. "No doubt about it, the admin is getting dumber. I still have some pull though, case you want the sonofabitch fired--don't answer now. Give it some thought."

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Walter nods quietly, accepts a complimentary Suntory and water (his usual) and a slice of cherry pie (it's to die for), and is heading for his usual spot in the back when a gorgeous young androgyne catches his eye, coyly stretching out their shoulders.

"How you doing, Zaddy?"

Walter tenses for a moment, then grins and turns. "Okay, I'll bite. How did you know I was queer? I don't exactly telegraph it."

The young flirt smiles toothily, and takes another sip of their caipirinha.

"Couldn't be sure--but you

are

the best dressed man in the joint. I thought I'd shoot my shot."

A warmth spreads in Walter's chest. There's something about them that has him riveted. Something he definitely wasn't expecting to run into tonight.

"Thanks, it comes with being a furrier. And

you

are easily the most beautiful person here."

"Aww. Thanks, it comes with being a holo actor. And if you wondered, yes, I'm a man. Mostly. Usually."

It isn't lust, although there's that too. And it couldn't be love--Walter never falls on first sight. But there's this feeling, practically smacking him in the face, that the two of them were supposed to meet. He takes another big calming breath and extends a hand.

"Walter Ito. Nice to meet you."

"Kay Germaine. Likewise."

They talk all night over dessert and drinks. About the newfound passion for Earthling theater on Tralf Prime. And the surprisingly robust market there for ethically sourced plant and animal leathers, which Walter buys wholesale from a cousin in Canada. About recent drastic improvements to the quality of produce here in Trazin. About business, and the arts, and aging. About the ups and downs of interstellar travel, of which they've both had their share--Kay's many cosmetic surgeries belie the fact that he's really just a few years younger than Walter.

"But they don't stop my back from hurting!" he says with an impish look.

The bar has gradually emptied without their noticing.

"Zeb will probably kick us out soon."

"Yeah. You know, I tried to get with him once, that silver fox. Can you believe that sap is a one woman man, with a face like that, with all the ass his fame could pull?"

Walter looks around self-consciously. Sure enough, the old man is watching from across the bar, arms folded, some uncertain mixture of amused and annoyed.

"Well, the straights are like that," he whispers.

"Who says he's straight? I saw how he checked me out, he wanted this. Just not as badly as he wants his old lady."

"Speaking of which," says Zeb--finally Kay turns and sees him approaching--"it's nearly 3, and you're the last ones here. So I'm going home to spend what remains of the night with my 'old lady'. I love you both, please come again, get the fuck outta my bah."

Walter nods, chastened, exchanges glances with Kay, and sets about zipping up his parka and tucking everything in just right. They are nearly at the door when the old man shouts, "Hey, Waltah! You want your grievances back?"

"No thanks!"

They cut across the exterior to get back to Rez. Outside of the dome, the night is frigid, not just physically but psychically. The very stars seem to scream that they should be home by now. The slight hint of navy blue has begun to appear in the southern sky.

"The accent really comes out when he's miffed," Kay says softly. "So, uh... did you want to come by my place?"

Walter bites his lip, divided right down the middle. For once he has no idea what to do; it feels like all paths are open. He searches Kay's eyes for a tiebreaking vote, but finds none. Finally, he sighs.

"Not tonight, Kay... but believe me, I'd like to sometime."

Kay nods, unbothered. "I get it."

"--Because you're absolutely my type--"

"

Really

, I'm on the same page as you. It's late, and we're old men, and I

am

seeing you again. I have your word on it. And your business card right here in my pocket."

Walter nods, and they awkwardly hug. Which is a bit silly, as they're halfway home and both still going the same direction. Having settled the matter, though, the air somehow feels warmer, the stars more at ease, the silence more contemplative.

They are standing in front of Walter's hotel when he turns to Kay and says,

"I know your ride to Tralf Prime is paid for, but I hope you'll consider my offer. My ship's as fast as theirs. It would be nice to have someone onboard I can really talk with..."

Kay turns and envelops him in another hug. "I'll think about it, I will."

This hug is easy. Is natural. It, too, stirs something unnameable. At length they separate--just as one of the little roadside woofers, entirely unbidden, starts blaring the smooth voice of little-known old Earth singer Rupert Holmes, talking about getting caught in the rain.

"Good," says Walter. "Because you know, I have a tend--"

They both stare at each other, eyes wide as tumblers.

"--a tendency to get what I want," they both say in unison.

The wind stops. The regular blinking of the spaceport tower lights stops. Everything stops. All ambient sound cuts out, even the song, replaced by static.

Walter's face is scrunched up to high heaven in a smirk. "Heh. Game over."

"And what a magnificent game it was," says Kay. "I think I actually like it best like this, when they talk so long they forget to fuck."

Walter nods briskly in understanding as the lights on the hotel die out. "Coming back to ourselves, to remembering

us

, that's the real prize."

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