"No." I said firmly. "What you are asking is kinda fucked up."
"How do you figure? Its just helping a guy out with the ladies." My one-time roommate pleads.
"Jake. You want me to enchant something that causes a woman to lose their inhibitions and find you sexually irresistible." I speak the words slowly hoping his brain will register the messed-up part of what he was saying. Unfortunately, he just nods as though I'm the one only just now understanding. I mop my hand across my face as I feel a building headache behind my eyes. "You realize that basically accounts to magical date rape, right?" He's suddenly taken aback by the accusation unsure how to respond. "Firstly, It's stupid Illegal. If anyone catches you with it, we are going to wish Azkaban was a real prison. It looks a lot nicer then where they would send us. Secondly your empathic. Your abilities already let you know how a woman is feeling in intimate detail. Information I know you've used to pick up half of town with. Why would you even need such a thing?"
His face brightens as I let him feel my outrage at the idea he has just offered up. Normally I'm careful to keep my emotions guarded around Jake. His latent magics aren't malicious but its never a good idea to give an empath emotional leverage in an argument. I watch a moment as he tries to come up with a rational justification.
"It's just, there's this girl." My eyebrows arch skeptically. This should be good. The last time he spoke those words it ended with him getting hexed, resulting in him only being able to speak in song lyrics for several days. Hilarious, and thankfully very lenient. The witch that he cheated on at the time could have done far far worse to him. "I've met her a couple of times, and I think she's really into me. But I can't read her at all. Every time I try to make a move, she shuts me down. It's super frustrating."
"Welcome to the world of normal people who have to use conversation and personality on dates." Someone that can block an empaths abilities completely was a very short list. Either a powerful magic user, actively blocking probes into their mind, or a selection of demonic or faerie entities. None of which were someone to be taking lightly. Jake wasn't the brightest but he knew well enough to avoid those circles. I rolled the idea around in my head a moment. There is another option. "Was she wearing topaz?" I ask as the thought fully formed.
"Um, what?"
"Topaz. A yellow/orange gem of some kind?" I watched as Jake collected his memories.
"Not that I remember. She wasn't wearing any jewelry at all really. Why does that matter?"
"Because topaz can be easily enchanted to block a number of mental intrusions such as yours." I smirk. Finally, someone has caught wind of Jake's playboy antics and is dealing with him. I hope they at least make him work for it. Or better yet leave him in the cold to teach him a lesson. "You are going to just use your natural charm and hope for the best. Maybe buy her flowers or something." My list of dating advice was rather stale, if anything I should be asking him for help. I still have at least a shred of pride. "Now if you don't mind, I have to get back to my forge and get back to work."
"Making +1 vorpal hammers?" Jake asked sarcastically. Enchanting is an art form. Dumbing it down to D&D video game terms was slightly offensive. Besides who needs a hammer of infinite sharpness. I wave him off with a single choice finger. He relents and makes his way out my front door.
As he walks out into the sunlight of the afternoon I watch as his head swivel around and his jaw fall slack. I didn't need to wait to see what had his attention as before my door could even close a woman had stepped inside. I use the word woman, but that isn't quite accurate. It would be the equivalent to calling the Taj Mahal a building. While technically correct, it was much much more then that. Just so the form in my doorway could only be described as a vision. She strode into my shop hips swaying, auburn ringlets bouncing down along her shoulders, and her eyes piercingly green. The black dress she wore hugged her body showing off curves that would make racetrack jealous. The length and neckline showing just enough skin to be tasteful but hinted that tasteful could kiss her ass at the drop of a hat.
"Hello. Are you Collin?" Her voice dripped honey. Pleasantly sweet. I found myself staring a moment longer then I should have before I realized it was my turn to speak.
"Uh-um, yep." Wow. With winning conversation like that it's amazing her panties are still on. No wonder I can't get a date. Maybe Jake was onto something after all. I push that thought out of my head. "How can I help you?" I ask finally rerouting enough blood to my brain to sustain basic function.
"You're an enchanter, right?" She asked leaning forward on a display case holding a number of mundane knives I forged. Her eyes browsing across to the next display that held assorted cheep costume jewelry. I have to keep everything up front above board. Just in case a normie walks in. Selling enchanted items to unintroduced population was frowned upon. Most people still go about their days completely unaware that much of the supernatural world exists right beside them. The fact that this woman addressed me as an enchanter let me know that she wasn't belonging to that group.
"I do various forms of enchantment yes. Forging and jewelry mostly. Anything in particular you are looking for?" I can't help but be drawn to the cleavage on display as she continues to lean against my display. Her forest green eyes come up to meet mine as she smiles impishly.
"I need a couple of items enchanted to broadcast ownership." In enchanting circles that was quite a common practice. With so many supernatural beings out and about, magically marking one's territory as it were was beneficial to prevent squabbles that could turn dangerous quickly. Mostly it was a simple spell to tell anyone magically sensitive that certain items or areas were reserved for certain groups or species.
"Of course." I chime in cheerfully. I'm always happy to take on new business. Especially business that's so easy on the eyes. "What items did you need made?"