There's several excellent Literotica stories that combine punny titles and the basic concept of 'Christmas Elf and Human end up boinking." This one is mine, perhaps not as focused or well done as the others, but original in content and story.
This is also probably the only story I'll ever write that will deal with 2020 in any real detail. Maybe a sequel, but only if things improve in 2021!
Content is mostly 'basic' sex, but the final act has several odd transformations and such.
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In the year of the plague Pete and Cara had become a 'quarantine couple' to the delight of many of Pete's friends. Most thought it had been too long since he'd split from his ex and were glad to see he'd met someone new, even if she did seem a bit odd at times. Positive comments flowed in to support the short thin man and his even shorter but undeniably attractive 'close friend' who had moved in with him. All of his friends assumed the relationship was a bit deeper than 'just friends' between the two even before they made it official on social media months later.
Their relationship had started nearly a year ago, and had been a slow process to get to even this place; Officially, Cara was Pete's housemate, a friend he'd let stay because she needed a place to live during the ongoing lockdown.
They'd met on a Discord talking about a console RPG series both enjoyed. When they'd realized they also had shared interests in a few authors they'd started talking more privately and begun months of somewhat awkward online flirting. Meeting seemed unlikely until they discovered each was attending a trade show in Philadelphia: Pete's employer had a booth for equipment to make packaging, while Cara's employer bought a lot of stuff. Neither was really there for more than support for their employers, so they managed to sneak in lunch together.
Cara found Pete adorable: A short, lean man, he looked handsome if uncomfortable in the suit he had been ordered to wear to the event. Cara certainly wasn't bothered by short men: She was not quite five feet tall herself despite shoes with three-inch heels. Pete had a huge crush on the tiny woman who despite her height had an undeniably womanly body.
The lunch went well despite being a quick meal at a chain restaurant, and both exchanged information. The budding romance moved to texting now, and Pete grew flushed as he even received a picture of Cara showing of a cute Christmas-themed costume that showed off her breasts with a slight hint of brightness red nipple.
Then she disappeared: Just before Halloween she stopped showing up online and her texts moved from quick but detailed responses to short responses that took aching hours. Pete was panicking: Had he offender her somehow?
The end of 2019 flew by and 2020 started. Pete tried to move on: He felt that every attempt to contact Cara was hurting her. She'd obviously found someone else.
In January he got a single text from her: "Miss U" but he could not bring himself to respond.
In April she seemed to be active in Discords again. They tentatively resumed their relationship. Pete was too shy and afraid of rejection to simply ask why she had gone silent for months. He hinted at the question and Cara only mentioned work and family keeping her busy.
In April so many things shut down, but the world kept moving. He and Cara had returned to innocent flirting as friends, but neither seemed prepared to take the next step to grow their relationship.
One Monday afternoon in August he got another surprise: A text from Cara asking if she could call him. This was the first time they'd actually talked since the trade show that seemed a forever ago. The call was surprisingly brief as both were nervous. Pete found himself shaking as he put his phone down.
Cara had a problem: She needed a place to stay and was only a few hours away. Of course she could stay at Pete's! She'd be there Wednesday.
Pete panicked: The girl he had a huge crush on would be showing up in just a couple days!
The house was more than big enough: It had been bequeathed to him by his grandparents years before, a smallish Victorian-style home in a small central Pennsylvanian town. It wasn't large, but it was in good shape, especially after he moved here from Philadelphia and begin remodeling the place. Upgraded the fireplace to a pellet stove, replaced the ancient roof, upgraded electrical. It had been expensive, but he had a house that was certainly big enough for two. he kept it reasonably clean, but spent the evening moving furniture around. He would keep the master bedroom for himself, but he moved his 'office' into a smaller almost empty bedroom he used for storage, clearing the larger of the two other bedrooms for Cara. He left a futon as he wasn't sure if she'd be bringing furniture.
He dreamed that night of her crawling into bed with him. All sorts of scenarios; A drunken night together leading to falling into bed; The heat breaks and they snuggle for warmth; Her just standing naked in his bedroom as he enters; an elaborate strip-tease. All theses scenarios and more ran through his mind as he tossed and turned through the night.
The next day he struggled through work and ordered in some additional food from the grocery store. Wednesday he took off to greet his guest.