he deal was not too bad. Thinking it over let you figure out that being Su's boyfriend had mostly perks. Her resources and intelligence seemed high, and she was being very practical about the whole thing, which gave you the impression that she was not a bad partner for someone as noncommittal as you. She offered good reasons for you to simply agree. Whatever fears you had about the woman ravishing you the moment you said yes were dashed when she simply got in close, took a selfie, shook your hand and left with all of her things. It was like a transaction. You gained a girlfriend and a phone number with her name. Her full first name was apparently Su Namgung.
"Anyway, that's how it happened. Now I guess I'm in a relationship, but I don't know how to deal with human women at all, because I'm technically supposed to be going after Asuka." You explained.
Iravani nodded, crossing one leg over the other. She noted that you did not try to look up her skirt as she did and lifted both of her dark brows.
"Are you sure you're into women?" She chided as a joke, smirking at you.
"I'm not! I'm just doing this-" You paused.
"Voices?"
"How'd you know?"
"Never mind." She smiled, patting a brown envelope on her desk. With the end of her pen, Iravani tapped her chin lightly.
"So, you are not attracted to women, but you have already stumbled into one relationship while pursuing a second, and this is why you came asking for my help?" She questioned.
"Not because you have voices in your head giving you strange missions that you must carry out?"
"I don't care about that." You still can not believe you let that slip in passing.
"Listen, Doc, I don't wanna talk about that. I wanna talk to you about how to handle this situation, because I only ever tried pursuing men and I'm out of my depth, here! Can you help or not?"
She nodded slowly. "I can-" You perked up.
"Not. It's unethical."
"Then why am I even here!?"
As you stood up suddenly she raised her palm for you to stop. "Let me finish. So long as I am simply this school's nurse I can not help you in this way, because it is unethical and outside my bounds as a simple Nurse."
"Doesn't stop you from getting close to me..."
"Hehe. Please, I was just trying to find your pulse."
"I don't think you can find it there." You remarked sceptically.
"You would be surprised, but do you want me to get to the point or not?" She asked.
"Please."
"If you sign a waiver making me your doctor, I can do all sorts of things. One of which is giving you some advice."
You sneered. "Is it true that I must take an oath to not speak of anything that happens during our meetings?"
Iravani paused. "What?"
"It's some type of Hyperbolic Oath."
"Hmm." She opened your file and looked through for records of your intelligence, nodding the whole way as she read through.
"Interesting." She chose not to correct you.
"Yes, indeed. Your hyperbolic oath. But I am also bound by the same oath." She offered altruistically.
"A two-way pact. Interesting. Very well. What should I do?"
She pulled a few papers from the file. "Sign here. Here. Here. Here. Here."
You nodded. She watched you. "You change your signature."
"Yes." You narrowed your eyes at her.
"I see, I see." She smiled.
"Just asking." Iravani turned the page over.
"Finally, sign here." You did so.
"So now can you give me advice about women?"
`Why didn't you just ask me?` Fin questioned.
You sighed. `Fin... I'm actually trying, not joking around.`
There was a pause.`W-what!? Wait, what the hell does that mean!`
`You were in multiple disastrous relationships, then ended up with the same woman for a thousand years? Huh...`
`That's a one-thousand year success rating!` He argued.
`Alright. If I need to know how to get inside Jeane's panties I'll let you know.` You smirked.
`For the record, this woman is one-hundred percent trying to take advantage of you.`
