You rolled your eyes as the girls began to deliberate between themselves. Afer a few seconds you waved to try to get their attention. After a few more seconds you cleared your throat and raised your voice. They stopped and turned to look at you. You were still in the bathing suit.
"Hey!"
"What?" Fionna asked, trying not to stare directly at you.
"You don't care that it'll work, you only care about what'll happen as a result." You remarked. In your mind, your plan was fine, because it got the job done. In theirs, it was incredibly stupid because it got you molested, and the effectiveness did not matter. It was quickly driving you crazy that they were trying to decide for you based on that.
"Correct." Fionna confirmed.
"We have better options, Finn..." Asuka added.
"Mine is the quickest." Su claimed.
"No, mine is..." You stared down your sister.
"Yeah, well, we're not doing it. So just get changed and-" before she could finish what she was saying you turned and left the room. Fionna tried to get to you but you nimbly stayed ahead of her and descended. Once at the bottom of the stairs you grinned and winked at her, mouthing 'make sure you get it all.' You could hear from the top of the step.
"You little- Fine. New plan."
You made your way around, through the livingroom and into the kitchen where Jacob had successfully covered his bases by having Marie slumped down on the kitchen table with beer cans all around her. Jacob was washing his hands in the sink as you walked in, pretended to ignore him and went for the fridge. As you opened it he turned and asked.
"Huh? Who's there? One of Finn's f-" He stopped, seeing your cute butt in a thong. You were bent over, looking in the fridge. He rubbed his eyes, then looked around cautiously. He stepped forward, tested Marie's consciousness and took the artefact out to look at it before returning his gaze to you with a grin.
`He's probably thinking that the leaking has gotten to be too much and I'm just warped. I'll make sure he thinks that.` You thought.
"Finn? Everything alright?" He questioned.
"Yeah, why? I'm out of juice pouches." You found one at the very beck that required you to get right down and bend even further forward.
"So... Deep. Dammit..." You strained. Behind you Jacob was wiping sweat from his brow. He took one more cautious look before stepping forward and kneeling down behind you.
"Almost got it. Here, lemme give you a hand." He placed his hands on your hips and urged you forward while pressing his crotch into your butt.
"Thanks!" You waggled your rear happily. The moment you did that Jacob felt like he knew that you were completely brainwashed.
"Heh. No problem, but aren't you supposed to call me something else in private?"
"Oh, right. Sorry, daddy." You leaned back into him, back pressed against his chest as you held the juice pouch in hand.
`They better be recording this.`
"Where're your friends and your sister? Why're you down here in a bikini that..." He looked it over.
"I didn't buy for you."
"They dressed me up and now they're doing girl stuff so I had to leave..." You hoped that he would not feel it was too vague and unbelievable. Strangely he just laughed and nodded.
"Yeah... That makes sense." He muttered to himself.