Note: This is a brief edit of the title and content of Orc: Dream a little dream of. All characters are over the age of 18.
"You are a very naughty boy."
"Excuse me, teacher?"
"I saw you looking at me."
"No teacher, I wasn't."
"Then you weren't paying attention to me?"
"No, I mean yes I was... um."
"Well which is it? Were you looking at me or not?"
"Er... yes?"
"Yes, what?"
"Yes teacher, I was paying attention."
"To whom?"
"You, teacher."
"Oh yes? And what part of me were you paying attention to?"
"Teacher?"
"It's o.k, I'm a grown woman, I can handle the truth. But tell me the truth you must or I shall be forced to punish you."
"Teacher, I can't."
"Oh but you must! Now don't be shy, which part of me were you 'paying attention' to?"
"... your face."
"Now don't be coy. Lying is a sin."
"I'm not lying."
"So you're saying that out of all my lithe body parts, gripped by tight leather, accentuating every curve, baring my cleavage and my nipples bumping the fabric, you were looking at my face?"
"Yes."
"Liar!"
"I'm not!"
"Shut up, boy. Your lie shows in your face and your increasing firmness."
"T-teacher, please don't touch me there..."
"Oh, but your little soldier seems to be standing to attention! If you are so unwilling to tell the truth, perhaps we can squeeze it out of him?"
"Ugh, teacher, please don't."
"Think as this as part of your education. As your teacher surely it would be remiss of me not to go over your more primal urges with you."
"No this is wrong... this is..."
"Now let's see your little soldier then, I bet he's filthy! Your first lesson will be on how every little soldier needs a bit of spit and polish."
"Get off me, it's strange... it's not even..."
"Oh he's all messy and salty, this won't do at all."
"THIS ISN'T REAL!"
****
"Arrgh, fucking, fuck, fuck!" a petite pale blonde woman clutched her head in pain as she recoiled from the unconscious form of a young man.
A female orc was reclining in a chair opposite the pair, watching intently despite her seemingly relaxed posture, "Another failed attempt, witch?"
The woman did not respond at once, instead covering her face with one hand, eyes scrunched shut and unnaturally straight long hair shrouding her, while she felt around for a strong drink. Meeting with fumbled success, she parted her hair enough to take a long swig from a clay flask, then almost immediately stuck out her tongue and half choked, "This is fucking disgusting, it's bloody marvelous, what did you call it again, Ghoen?"
"Death wine from Vingal province."
The blonde snorted, "'Death wine', bloody marvelous."
Retaining her laid back position, the orc asked, "So are we to cut him loose, or try again?"
"Cut him loose? Abso-fucking-lutely not! If there's one thing I like, it's a challenge." The woman stood up and started pacing around the large windowless room, which was lit by flickering lantern-light.
The beast woman followed the smaller one through the room with her eyes as she made her way around the lavishly, but haphazardly decorated room. Deep colored velvet and silk hung from chairs and posts in no particular order making the pale woman seem like a ghost floating through a broken history of decadence. Ghoen was seemingly unmoved by the impromptu visual poetry, "Last week you said you hated being challenged."
"That was last week, sweetie. Try to keep up," the witch replied absentmindedly, "No, this is far too interesting, a mere boy with no psychic training whatsoever is able to forcibly remove me from his mind, while unconscious, while drugged and while I'm trying to give him a mind blowing wet dream. It's unnatural!"
"Unnatural," the orc deadpanned.
The witch stopped pacing and looked the beast woman in the eye, "Irony is my friend, leave it alone."
"Right, well I'm getting hungry and tired; do you still need me here? Watching the two of you mumble and twitch isn't what I was expecting to be doing when you hired me as your bodyguard."
"'His' bodyguard, sweetie. How many times do I have to repeat that?"
The orc sighed deeply, "Yes, because dwarfs could pop out of the wall at any moment... I've set traps for a mile around, the only threat here is you might slip and poke your eye out on his erection."
"Ha-fucking-ha," the witch wafted over back to the unconscious boy, "no, one more try I think, one more."
"How long do you think it will take?"
A snarl passed over the girl's face making her seem much older, "I don't fucking know, bitch. You're messing up my thought process, if you're going to ask stupid fucking questions, ask stupid fucking questions about what I'm doing, it helps me focus."
The orc stood up to her full height and strode over to the witch, her muscles tight and tense, displaying her raw power to the girl who was at least two foot shorter than her. The blonde, for her part, met the fire in the orc's eyes with a raised eyebrow and said, "You know, walking around like that just makes me want to fuck you a-"
She did not get to finish her sentence, however, as the beastling grabbed her by the throat and slammed her down onto the table next to the boy, "I do like it rough," the witch smiled with a grimace. The orc raised her enough to head-butt her back down against the table.
Ghoen growled into the woman's face, "Shut. Up. You are not paying me enough to put up with your madness and abuse."
The witch grinned madly at her assaulter, "No shit?"
The beast woman let go of the girl in disgust, "You're insane."
The blonde's grin wavered, cracked, "I'm not... no. I'm sorry." Disheveled, the girl picked herself up, "I'm sorry, name your price, I'll double it, whatever. I'm sorry."
The orc clenched and unclenched her fists, breathing deeply to calm herself down, "You frustrate me, witch."
The woman gave a half chuckle, half sob, "That makes two of us. I've been told it is possible to get used to me, I wouldn't know. I'm sorry."
"You're sorry," the orc repeated without sarcasm or ire.
"Yes, next time I rub you the wrong way, though, I'd suggest you kiss me instead of attack me, you still get my attention but make less mess. Well, different mess. I'm lucky I don't bruise, anyway."
The beast woman said nothing but returned to her chair and sat down awkwardly, partly ashamed for her outburst of violence.
"I wish you'd use my name by the way, sweetie," the blonde said as she straightened her hair, "Every time you say 'witch', it makes me want to wiggle my nose."
"Marenda..." the orc struggled with her convictions for a moment, "I apologize also, I should not strike an employer."
"Oh, dearie. Random violence is like punctuation for orcs. No harm done." the girl jumped lightly up and down on the spot shaking herself loose. "Now, where were we?"
"The boy."