◈ Chapter 94:
"Huh. Well that explains why we haven't seen many monsters around, the Orcs killed them all."
Opal was standing with her hands on her hips looking down at the enormous Orc camp at the bottom of the valley. Rows and rows of tents and ramshackle constructions and warsmithies and stalls and sties and stables and canopies and carts and latrines and flattened ground where Orcs sparred and brawled in the open cheered on by eager Orcish crowds.
Rain could scent the camp from up on the rise thanks to the breeze and it caused him to wrinkle the bridge of his nose in disgust. Orcs on the move apparently didn't go in for hygiene... or baths. It gave the lower leveler slums a run for its money in stench.
"We should leave. It's a bad idea for monsters like us to be anywhere near that camp, we're too much of a target."
"I... want to go in."
He blinked and turned to find Lyra. She was looking at the red-headed Orc who was desperately trying to draw in what little air he could to remain conscious as Rain held him up in one paw.
"Why?"
"Because first of all you're obviously still hungry and I think I can see some cattle down there. We need that cattle because what if there is nothing to eat when we go further? What if the Orcs have stripped the woods bare for miles around? I don't particularly want to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with a hungry you Rain, er, no offence."
Rain had to admit that was true, he had been getting increasingly concerned with just how starved he was. He needed food, and a lot of it, the sooner the better.
"And second because, well, we're bloody lost! I'm a city sheep! I don't know my way around backwoods and endless forests!" she jabbed a finger at Rain "And you! You rarely if ever left Lynthia, you know literally one town and one dungeon, that's it!" The accusing finger swung to the side pointing at an annoyed looking Opal "And somehow you're even worse! You hadn't even seen the sky until recently!"
"Hey screw you! I don't need to see some dumb sky to scout!"
"So what direction is Florens in huh?"
"..."
"Yeah, that's what I thought. We don't know where we're going, so we need... we need a map. I think I can probably purchase that down in that camp. Maybe. So- So I'm going down there!"
Rain eyed the sheep girl. Five foot six. Cute. Fluffy. Then he turned and looked down at the camp. Hordes of huge seven foot Orcs. Muscular. Violent. Currently happily beating the shit out of each other in a massive brawl.
"No."
"I've been in Orc camps before you know. They are still levelers despite their incompetent public image department. They will welcome me fine and they won't even challenge me to a casual brawl first because I'm not very intimidating. It's when you look like you can put up a fight that you really need to look out around Orcs."
"...I will come too, as Fitz."
"And get immediately attacked on sight? Have you seen yourself? It's not like I can make you invisible without being invisible myself either, and Opal can hardly go in on her own as she isn't a leveler."
Rain set his lips in a line. She was... annoyingly right. If she could do as she said it would be quite good, maybe even very good, they were in need of both a map and food.
He clenched his paw and the Orc made a strangled cry of alarm as he was squeezed. But then he let his shoulders slump and sighed.
"Alright, it makes some amount of sense,-"
"Of course!"
"-but I'm not letting you go down there with nothing."
"Yeah she'll have me with her," said Opal.
Rain's eye twitched. "Not what I meant ."
He dropped the red headed Orc and he went sprawling on the grass on all fours, drawing in great raggedy breaths, his chest rising and falling like a pair of blacksmith's bellows, drool dangling from his lips.