β Chapter 54:
"See! It's not my fault I'm here! Clearly it would be immoral to do me harm, not when I had no say in the matter," said the skull, its eyes dancing nervously from Opal to Rain.
"Would you die permanently if I crushed you into powder I wonder?" said Rain taking a threatening step forward, his claws twitching in anticipation and his muscles tensing up.
The flames in the skull's eye sockets seem to shrink down warily as it looked up at Rain.
"Wait, wait, Stop moving Rain!" said Lyra.
Rain paused and turned to her. "Why?"
"Your clothing, it's about to tear, I only did temporary stitches."
"No no, I think he should keep moving, straining, bursting out of his clothes, with his sheer si-"
"Please don't! I'll have to get everything lined up again! J-just, hold on, let me stitch things properly before we get into this."
The sheep girl dashed forward and grabbed up her sewing box and then bounced over to where Rain was awkwardly stuck mid-stride.
"You don't have to do it you know. I'm basically powerless now..." grumbled the skull, its words sulky and a little upset. "When you took me away from my collection you took everything from me."
"You knew you would survive what happened?"
"Well, yes, I am an undead and undead are nothing if not tenacious. Had I been left as I was I would have been able to collect together the corpses of my minions and eventually bring them back to undeath, rebuilding my collection, damage from your brutish behaviour notwithstanding."
"I recall you had a fracture from when I threw you. I don't see it now, meaning you must have the ability to heal your bone core and then return to life, or undeath." Rain snorted. "Seems simple enough, I'll just break you into pieces and bury them in separate locations, or, alternatively, I could just eat you."
"I can heal, I will admit that much, and It worked perfectly fine whenever some overpowered leveler came along thankyou, and it would have worked again if not for that grubby Goblin kidnaping me from my home."
"Hey screw you, you don't even know how many baths I've been put through lately. Nobody gets to call me grubby. Bitch boy."
"That- Why are you calling me that?"
"Seems pretty fitting considering we kicked your butt for being a jerk. We won."
"How disgustingly mortal of you."
"Yeah? Well, what's your actual name?"
I have had not need of one. The undead do not require something as ephemeral and shallow as a
name
.
So you're fine being called boney bitch boy then?
The skull seemed to pause at this and quickly reconsidered its position.
"If you need to pick a name then just use your name from when you were alive, when you were a leveler," said Rain. "You did not lose that in death."
"I suppose since you are mortal you require mortal follies as pathetic as they are. Fine."
Mm too slow. I've thought of a new name for you," said Opal tapping a finger to her lip in deep thought.
I'm not letting a bottom grade monster such as you name me. No. I was the greatest Necromancer of my century, a scourge upon the lands feared by all for my undead armies, conqueror of unending walled cities, an unparalleled master of graves, my name such as it was when I was alive was Va-
"Your name is Boner!"
"My name is not Boner!!"
"Too late, I said it first, it's just your name now."
"Don't worry," said Red dully, "You get used to it."
"You will not name me, the most powerful necromancer of an entire century, Boner!" said Boner.
"You lost, remember Boner? The winner takes the spoils and you are the spoils."