◈ Chapter 117:
"No it really is! Mother gave me the bag and it's really powerful and magicy!"
"It's a dimensional bag, yes, I come across them often enough. Let me see inside."
"Well gosh, if it's really that important to you."
The shuffle of something moving was heard, then the rattle of coin as the apparent dimensional bag was looked into.
"...Miss are you aware you have a dead Kobold in your bag?"
"Oh no, Reddy is just sleeping!"
"...Right. In any case this is clearly not the cause."
"Really? Well I did try to expand it, maybe that makes it more magical!"
There was a moment of pause.
"I'm sorry, you did what now?"
"Yes! I couldn't fit all my furniture inside so I took this knife-
"Woah! What do you think you're doing! Where the hell did that come from!?"
"Oh this? It's just my magic knife, it's super magic. Anyway, I took my magic knife and I poked it into the stone inside the bag a few times and wiggled it around. It went in really easy!"
"I... see," came an increasingly rattled voice. "Do you not know why that is a bad idea?"
"Mmm, well Reddy kept screaming about nightmarish creatures dwelling on the other side trying to claw their way through and eat him but I didn't believe that, it's probably fine, he's just a big Kobold baby. Why is there a reason?"
"Well, I've heard things, and- look, I... highly advise you to take that bag and get it repaired as soon as possible."
"You think so? I've heard it creaking and groaning sometimes like there's something trying to break through, and there are these cracks in the stone getting bigger and bigger as every hour passes, but that's just normal right?"
"NO! I- I- look you silly noble, you need to get that thing to an Artificer, as soon as you can and- Just, just follow me okay, quickly now. You move out of the way! Guard on business coming through!"
Rain settled back, not quite sure what was happening. Lyra had clearly tricked the guard into believing that the source of magic she had sensed was emanating from the bag and not her wool space, and the guard seemed decidedly unsettled by that, scared even, and was now giving them a personal escort through the tunnel gatehouse and into the city.
He tried to think why, well, maybe that wasn't that hard to imagine. A space that caused nightmares when slept inside? That would give birth to endless rumours and creepy stories that would spread and spread and especially spread to a guard's ears who regularly came into contact with the bags due to the sheer number of people passing into the city.
The guard could have heard some truly disturbing things and... Lyra had apparently calculated and played into that?
Not bad.
The sound of the crowd echoing in the tunnel slowly softened to his ears and he realised that they had passed into the city proper. He almost looked through then and there in his eagerness to see but managed to restrain himself, at least for a moment.
"Wow, thanks! All that queuing was soooo boring!"
"I didn't do it for your convenience Miss, you need to get that bag-
"Aww but I wanted to have a spa day!"
He heard the Elf making a sound of agonised frustration.
"No, no spa day. Go immediately to the Artificers district and get that bag fixed!"
There was a long sigh, followed by what sounded like Lyra flipping her hair. "Fiiiine. I'll go get it checked out or whatever, I am doing this as a favour to you you know, it's such a bother, you should honestly be grateful."
Rain wouldn't have been surprised to hear the Elf's head explode, as it was he was fairly sure he could hear her actively grinding her teeth together.
"Well, bye bye guard person! Have a nice day doing guard things!"