Author Note - Hope ya'll liked this, I write various genre romance. This is a super short one shot quick micro story. All characters depicted in my stories are 18+
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"You have 5 terabytes of cat girl photos!" I managed to yell the sentence in the most delicate way possible. It wasn't judgement, it was the fact that I was speaking to Xozima 'the Magnificent'.
That title was either given by the multitudes that feared her, or self-assigned, and I meant that in a very respectful way. She was "magnificent", if you consider a fire-breathing dragon, twenty stories tall with a tail that can side swipe entire cities to the ground "magnificent".
"Hmmm?" She swung her head, and I tried to ignore the fact that she had teeth the size of... well, me.
"I said you have 5 terabytes of cat girl photos!" I realized I should've gotten a mega phone.
"That can't be right." The exhale of breath from her nostrils almost sent me flying. I had to grab on to the stone columns to stabilize myself.
"Well, I can't locate the other 1,200 you're referencing! So I can't catalog them and create your backup without the files!" Of all the things Xozima wanted to hoard, it seemed images and videos of softcore monster porn were her thing. I didn't judge, I just wanted to prevent her from visiting my server farm again.
It was my idea that to make her a local back up instead, but there's a lot of files here between podcasts, memes, and videos of 24 hr news. Finding what she actually wanted to save had been a small nightmare.
"They're easy to find!" she insisted, tapping her claws into the dirt, her nails large enough to impale an elephant.
"Can you give me a hint about your organizational structure at all?" I asked.
The jet black wings along her back stretched, threatening to summon storms, but all she did was shiver. "Fine. I'll come down and help."
"What?" I grabbed hold of the column on instinct.
Good thing, because the next thing I knew, a tornado erupted, swallowing her form in a glimmering tan mist.
By the time it dissipated, Xozima was gone.
"Where did she--"
"I'm right here." The voice made me yelp.
Adjusting my glasses, I looked at the woman behind me. Her eyes were deep blue pools like Xozima's were. Two horns adorned her head of dark black hair that went to her waist, and besides her legs, she had a tail that reached the floor. Tan flesh sat beneath a skin tight trim of black scales, and I tried not to stare at her gorgeous face, nor the deep valley between her breasts.
Magnificent.