Author Note - Hope ya'll liked this, I write various genre romance. This is a super short one shot quick micro story. All characters depicted in my stories are 18+
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"You have 5 terabytes of cat girl photos!" I managed to yell the sentence in the most delicate way possible. It wasn't judgement, it was the fact that I was speaking to Xozima 'the Magnificent'.
That title was either given by the multitudes that feared her, or self-assigned, and I meant that in a very respectful way. She was "magnificent", if you consider a fire-breathing dragon, twenty stories tall with a tail that can side swipe entire cities to the ground "magnificent".
"Hmmm?" She swung her head, and I tried to ignore the fact that she had teeth the size of... well, me.
"I said you have 5 terabytes of cat girl photos!" I realized I should've gotten a mega phone.
"That can't be right." The exhale of breath from her nostrils almost sent me flying. I had to grab on to the stone columns to stabilize myself.
"Well, I can't locate the other 1,200 you're referencing! So I can't catalog them and create your backup without the files!" Of all the things Xozima wanted to hoard, it seemed images and videos of softcore monster porn were her thing. I didn't judge, I just wanted to prevent her from visiting my server farm again.
It was my idea that to make her a local back up instead, but there's a lot of files here between podcasts, memes, and videos of 24 hr news. Finding what she actually wanted to save had been a small nightmare.
"They're easy to find!" she insisted, tapping her claws into the dirt, her nails large enough to impale an elephant.
"Can you give me a hint about your organizational structure at all?" I asked.
The jet black wings along her back stretched, threatening to summon storms, but all she did was shiver. "Fine. I'll come down and help."
"What?" I grabbed hold of the column on instinct.