Author's Note: This story takes place at an unspecified time after the events of 'Tara and the Presidents'. Tara's discovery has subsequently been commercialized and made available to the public at large. This is the third of my stories written in the Gen-U-Tech universe. Refer to my published works on this site to read the first two. Enjoy!
Prologue
Janet drew a square first and then a squiggly line from the top of it.
"What is that?" Tommy asked. "Sperm? It's a blocky little sperm, isn't it?" He laughed loudly.
"Candle..?" Michael offered a bit more helpfully.
Beneath, Janet drew a semi-circle, and then a smaller semi-circle attached to the side of the first one.
"It's a cup," Samantha said. "A teacup."
Janet pointed at her roommate and best friend in the world, wordlessly nodding in affirmation.
"Ooh, ok, so that's a teabag," Tommy exclaimed. "Teabagging! That's the answer, yea?!" Another loud guffaw.
Janet exchanged a look with Samantha, but her own boyfriend was oblivious, engrossed in self-appreciation of his sophomoric off-color joke. With a sigh, she drew an arrow down into the cup.
"So, tea?" Michael guessed, and Janet nodded emphatically again. He and Samantha really weren't supposed to be helping; it was supposed to be couple against couple. But, it was just a friendly game at their apartment on a Friday night, and it wasn't like Janet could expect any meaningful help from her own partner.