It was somewhere around House Eight when Kay barged into her room. Mad was still in bed, trying to ignore the fact that her senses were all coming online.
"You need someone to take care of you."
Maedwynn did a slow push up off the bed, and stared back over her shoulder in confusion. "Wot did ye say?"
Keileigh nudged a shirt on the ground with the toy of her heeled boot. "You need a healer. And maybe a cleaner too."
"'ave ye been talkin' with Ivy?"
"Of course I--Why? What did Ivy say?"
Maedwynn moved to sit on the edge of the bed, and ran her fingers through her hair. Her hammer was laying on the table, looking quite sharp with the oxidization all cleaned up. "Uh... she said... wot yew said."
Keileigh's brow drew so tight on itself that the number of lines increased logarithmically. "I was up, thinking, all night!"
Maedwynn snickered. "Ye mean Van was eatin' ye out all night."
"Obviously," Kay said, with a dismissive wave of her hand. "That's when I do my best thinking." She whisked her finger through the air, sending one of Maedwynn's boots on a ballistic trajectory across the room, and sat down on the spot of couch where it had been. "Ivy said that?"
"Lass," Maedwynn said, pinching the bridge of her nose, "why're ye here?"
"I brought you a healer." She crossed her arms, and pursed her lips sourly. "I bet Ivy didn't bring you a healer."
"She--"
"Can't believe her," Kay said, talking over Maedwynn and shaking her head. "That's so like her, to steal my thunder."
"Lass, 'ow could she--"
"Her ideas are stupid."
"
It's the same idea!
" Mad yelled, arms thrown out to her sides.
Kay shook her head. "My version was better."
Mad stood up, and went over to the closet for some clothes. "Whaddye mean, ye brough' a healer? Why would Ah..." Then, before Kay could even finish inhaling, she added, "Wai,' is Van planning another attack? An' tha's why ye wen' an' foun' someone?"
"You two are freaks, I swear." Kay shook her head. "It's like you share a brain. She told me not to say anything, because she knew that you'd figure it out, but did I listen?"
"Why else would ye have found a healer?"
Kay rolled her eyes. "Billie is a friend, okay? I've known her for years and she's awesome."
"Where'd ye meet 'er?"
Kay blinked, a momentary pause.
"Don' lie," Mad said, as she watched the lie form on Kay's lips. "Ah'll ask her too. Ah'll know."
"She approached me at a club," Kay said, sullenly. "Yes, obviously, we fucked."
Maedwynn rolled back onto the bed, laughing through hands she pressed to her face.
"I mean, she's hot. Of course I tried to fuck her. That's two compliments I'm paying to you, if you think about it."
"'at's not quite how Ah'd pu' i,'" she said, still chuckling, "bu' Ah see 'ow ye go' there." Then, after a long sigh, she added, "Never change, lass."
Maedwynn shrugged into her armored jacket and followed Kay out into the passage...
...and came to a hard stop within three steps. Three women turned to look at her, and Maedwynn froze in something just short of actual horror.
Van swooped in, hooking her arm and dragging her back a few steps out of ear shot. "Sorry, dwarf business." Then she hissed, "
Don't say anything.
"
"Wot is happening?" Maedwynn said, backpedalling in tow.
"I know you, and I know you're about to start asking some really uncomfortable questions."
"But--" Maedwynn said, pointing, and as soon as her arm started moving, Van swatted it. "Ow!"
"They don't see it."
Mad glared at her sister. "'ow can they no' see it?"
"Self-delusion is probably a part of it," Van said, glancing over her shoulder. "I mean, Kay has been in denial so long about Ivy that it totally makes sense that she'd find
and then immediately fuck
a girl that looks just like her, but Ivy?"
"Come on," Mad said, smirking but trying very hard to hide it. "Ivy is exactly oblivious enough to have a tall, short haired stand-in for whenever she has to go more than a week withou' Kay givin' her a buncha' shite."
Van successfully hid her grin by turning away from the assembled women and looking the other way down the hall. "And now they're both trying to set you up with their respective crushes on each other." She composed herself, and leaned in close. "You know you can't fuck either one of these two, right?"
Mad's lips turned sour. "Yer no' even mah real dad," she said, giving her sister a healthy shove.
"I'm serious," Van whispered, as the two of them moved back toward the group.
There were two pairs of them. Kay and Billie came over first, because of course Kay insisted on introducing her girl first. Billie was perhaps the same height as Kay, but her hair gave her a few inches in pure volume.
"I can heal anything," Billie said, when they moved into the big hall. Several hundred dwarves were gathered there to hear Van, to hear the big plan, and they were raucous. "Though, I usually work with animals. I'm one of the galaxy's leading combat veterinarians."
Mad, who was standing right behind her sister, as Van speechified, rallied, and invigorated, knew she couldn't afford the expression her instincts were telling her to wear for a revelation like that. She leaned over and said, "Tha' sounds exciting."
"Oh it is," Billie replied, "and I take it very seriously. All those poor little critters. Rule number one of combat veterinarianism is that if it doesn't have a voice, it can have mine."
"'s uncanny," Mad said, blinking.
"What kind of animals are native to an asteroid belt?"
"'s just..." She blinked, looking around in confusion. "'s just demons, Ah think."
Billie nodded, chin held high, and said, "Hold on, little demons. I'm coming."
The speech went over like gangbusters. All of the assembled dwarves, and it really did seem like all of them, were positively rabid at the idea of reclaiming Ironhold. She was pretty clear up front that the expectation was that Ironhold had been stripped bare, but none of them seemed to care. The prospect of a win this big, even if it was only symbolic, put tears in more eyes than Maedwynn was ready for.
The tracking data they'd gotten from S1.42.D94 had been verified and reverified. Even after half a century missing, some systems there were still ticking away like clockwork. They'd found that Ironhold teleported every twelve hours, on the dot. They had no idea what kind of magic was making that happen, but they had full confidence that fixing it started with retaking it. The House mystics were bursting with confidence, and Maedwynn had to admit that their belief was infectious. She would have been the first one to throw out some red flags, that there was no way of knowing that Ironhold wouldn't get sucked into a hell dimension the minute dwarven boots touched ground, but there was no flinch in any of them. No doubt.
All heart.
With so many dwarves operating on the same frequency, it was impossible not to get swept up in the fervor. Even Kay was nodding along, and hadn't rolled her eyes
even once.
"It's never gonna work," said the woman on her left. Ivy's candidate shared nearly all of Kay's physical traits; tall, thin, with short spiky hair (albeit brown rather than blonde). "Between us."
The whiplash was violent. "Wh... Wot?"
"You and me," she said. "Don't get me wrong you seem... great?" This was accompanied by a head-to-toe eye scan. "It's just not gonna work."
"Well Ah appreciate yer candor."
"It's not you," the woman said. "I've got my sights set on Ivy and her polycule."
Maedwynn smiled. "Have you been to the website?"
"Yes."
"Signed the waivers?"
"Obviously," she replied, growing more irritated.