Devilla
"Is that a no on the arm wrestling?" Grella asked when I stared blankly at her.
"My Lady," the girl behind her said, "you mustn't introduce yourself with such requests. It only makes it harder to lure strangers into a dark room where you can strongarm them into fulfilling your barbaric fetishes."
"You make it sound like I wanna do a lot more than arm wrestle her!" Grell protested, turning around and putting her hands on her hips with a pout.
"My Lady's heart rate spiked upon witnessing this unknown Lady's display of power. What's more, your face is flush, your breath rapid, and your palms sweaty. I am of the firm belief that my Lady
does,
in fact, wish to do a lot more than 'arm wrestle.'"
"Damn it, Dyona, what have I told you about monitoring my heart rate without permission!? Not to mention ruining my chances of snagging a hottie...
or
calling me your Lady when we aren't near anyone important!"
"My Lady, it would seem you have failed to notice the woman currently held sweetly in our savior's arms."
"Um... Hi!" Lucy said, waving happily - if a little embarrassedly - from her current position. I moved hurriedly to lower her only to be met with disappointed puppy eyes when I did. A moment later, though, she was smiling at the newcomers. "I'm Lucy!"
"Lucy..." Grell asked, pinching her chin and tilting her head to one side. "Lucy... Lucy... Do I know a Lucy?"
"You study her portrait nightly, my Lady, constantly claiming that you will conquer her and then sweep her up into your arms?"
"Come on Dyona, you
know
I do that with all the pictures of hot women I own. Is she the one with the legs from Crownick?"
While Dyona sighed, kneading her forehead with her hands, I took a moment to evaluate the duo in front of me. The first of them - Grell - was... puzzling, mostly on account of her peculiar fashion sense. The baggy trousers and boots she wore seemed almost designed to cover her up and make her look tough. Her shirt failed to complete this look though, especially around the chest, where her buttoned blouse seemed to be almost straining against her breasts. Combined with her slender limbs and long blonde hair, I couldn't tell if she was actually tough or merely halfheartedly trying to look the part.
Her companion, meanwhile, had an almost demure look about her. One mismatched with her viperish tongue. She wore black shoes, a black dress, and had a white ribbon tying her long black hair in a ponytail. If we were in the tower, I'd have assumed she was a maid. I didn't know if humans allowed such loose takes on the uniform, though.
"Um... Actually, I'm the Heroine," Lucy said eventually, choosing to grant relief to poor Grell who was still making blind guesses.
"The Heroine!?" Grell demanded before turning to glare at her companion. "And you couldn't just tell me?!"
"My Lady was so ardently challenging her memory that I couldn't bring myself to interfere," Dyona proclaimed while placing a hand against her chest. "Do you wish to punish me for my impertinence?"
"And have you spit in my food again? Right in front of me, too... So disgusting..." Grell shook her head before turning her attention towards us. "Anyways... Uh... Greetings, your Heroine-ness! My name is.... really long and rather unimportant! Just call me Grell!"
"Dyona, your Ladyships," her companion said with a deep curtsy. "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."
"Eena," I replied simply, glancing Lucy's way for guidance. She, however, was focused entirely on Grell.
"You look familiar..." she said.
"I shouldn't be," Grell replied. "My family has made
very
sure we've never... I mean... Uh... Quick! Dyona, say something distracting!"
"Shall I confess my undying love for you?" Dyona asked with an arched eyebrow. "Perhaps my everlasting devotion and desire to remain by your side?"
"Something
believable,
Dyona!"
"I won't press if you don't want me to," Lucy promised, placing a hand on her chest. "As long as it isn't something that would harm us, anyways?"
"Hah! Even
I'm
not dumb enough to harm the Heroine! Or her companion, for that matter."
"Girlfriend, actually," Lucy informed them, reaching out with her hand to grab mine.
A blush touched my cheeks as our fingers began to intertwine right in front of these strangers. I knew it was likely no big deal to Lucy - a simple romantic gesture - but to me it felt as if something terribly intimate was being done in public. All the same I enjoyed the contact far too much to pull away.
"Oh?" Grell asked. "Is that jealousy I hear, Heroine? Don't worry I would never steal your woman from you!"
"She'll just scheme about how she can bed you both," Dyona chimed in.
"I don't really do jealousy," Lucy admitted before Grell could react. "And Eena's free to sleep with whoever she wants! Personally though, I think I want to keep sex to people I feel things for."
The way she squeezed my hand at that last bit sent a new rush of red through my cheeks. At the same time, though, her words confused me. What did sex have to do with
love?
...Well, I suppose I knew the answer to that. At least, I knew what people on Earth would have said. That love and sex are intertwined and that it's worth saving yourself for someone you have feelings for... Personally, I just couldn't understand it. Yes, sex was