"Hello."
"Hey, mama!" I said in my perkiest voice. It came out in a high-pitched squeak.
"Oh, Lord," she sighed. "What's wrong?"
My face burned. How was I going to tell my mother that I was moving clear out of the country and taking her granddaughter with me?
It had been hard enough telling Lady Ilyn and Lyrik at dinner, the week before. Lyrik's usually pale face turned red as a fire hydrant. Lady Ilyn just smiled knowingly.
"Absolutely not!" Lyrik had exclaimed slamming her open hand onto the table causing her plate to jump and her wine glass to teeter.
Her mother frowned. "These histrionics are not necessary, dear."
Lyrik gave her mother a look that would have earned me a quick slap across the face if I pointed it at my mother. "There is no way I'll allow her to take the crown tomorrow! Just yesterday she didn't want anything to do with being queen! Now, she's changed her mind? What happens when she decides to run back to America and surrender the throne?"
I frowned. "I will not!"
Tolem cleared his throat and Lady Ilyn sighed. "You're grossly overreacting. Deidre is the rightful heir." Her voice was slightly urgent around the word rightful, but other than that she remained un-phased by my stepsister's outburst.
Even though I was pissed, I couldn't help but admire my step-mother's unflappable demeanor. I suddenly got the feeling that I should be taking notes.
"I won't have it mother. I'll have the coronation postponed!" Lyrik's cold blue eyes flashed in anger.
"Trilla's already began making calls...people are on their way!" I shrieked. Yup, judging from the way my blood pressure was rising along with my voice, I definitely needed some tutelage from Lady Ilyn.
"I don't care!" Lyrik screamed grabbing her plate and slinging it into the wall. The rest of us jumped when it shattered, scattering rice and vegetables everywhere. Lady Ilyn was officially flapped. Her hand was splayed across her chest and her mouth was frozen in an "o" of surprise. Lyrik stomped out of the room, long white skirt fisted in her hands, blonde hair flying behind her.
The next day, Trilla met me at the breakfast table. "The coronation has been postponed until next month," she muttered when I sat down.
I sighed and stared at my breakfast of toast, tomatoes, and a bowl of fruit salad. "Lyirk?"
"Yes," Trilla sighed. "She called last night and ranted for over an hour."
I rolled my eyes.
"She thinks that if you stay here long enough, you'll miss home and relinquish the crown."
"She wants to wait me out, huh? Fine, we'll play it that way." I stabbed a piece of tomato with unnecessary roughness.
Trilla smiled.
Lyrik hadn't spoken to me since that infamous dinner. Somehow, I didn't feel any loss.
I sighed. "I have something really important to tell you," I started.
"You're staying in England." My mother's tone was flat.
"How'd you know I was gonna say that?"
My mother sighed. "I've gotten this phone call before."
"I want you to move here with me."
"Ah," she said with a dry laugh. "That sounds familiar too."
My eyes filled. I felt so guilty. "Please, mama."
"I'll have to think about it, honey. How can I just up and leave my home...my life?"
"I thought Ella and me were your life."
"Well, you got me there!" This time her laugh was genuine. "Why don't you tell me about the place?"
"Oh, mama, it's beautiful here. It's green from all the rain, and its not as hot as home, it's still hot, though. Everyone is so nice here...and there's this guy..."
"Oh...is he tall, dark, and handsome?"
I grinned. "He's handsome, but blonde with these gorgeous blue eyes. He is tall, though...so fuckin' tall."
My mother giggled. "How fuckin' tall is he?"
"He's so fuckin' tall; you could climb him like a cypress."
"Oh, honey. I'm way too old to climb anything or anybody. Besides, I'm not much attracted to blondes. I'll leave him to you."
"Well then, I'll take him," I sang happily.
"Listen, honey, my stories are comin' on so I'm gonna let you go. Call me soon!"
"Okay, mama. I love you."
"I love you too, be careful."
***
I knocked and entered Trilla's office when she called for me to come in.
"Your highness!" she gasped leaping to her feet. She smoothed down her cream colored button up shirt and the front of her short black skirt. "How may I help you?"
"First of all, sit down. Don't get all weird on me just because I've decided to be queen."
"Weird?" she queried sinking back into her seat.
"Yeah, don't stand on airs on my account. I need your help more than I need your reverence."