When a taxi stopped, a haggard-looking tall man in a shabby business suit stepped out and shook hands with a fit muscular man in a tracksuit. Then Jack led Greg inside the condo and into his apartment. A large charcoal black cat greeted them, purring loudly and rubbing its head on both men's shins. Elvira was about a year old, but Jack still called her a kitten.
"Here," Greg handed Jack an L-shaped handmade cigarette. "Light the joint and blow the smoke, but try not to inhale."
"Will this help me understand my cat?"
"It should make her speech more legible..." Greg replied evasively.
The conjurer started reading some creepy gibberish off his phone, thick bluish-gray smoke filled the small anteroom (somehow, without choking the people or the cat). Jack could not see his own hands, but continued blowing. Eventually the cigarette ran out of whatever shit was there, the smoke disappeared, and the magician shut up.
Jack looked down at Elvira and saw... a cat girl like in those Japanese animes. Thick short charcoal black hair, huge green eyes beckoning Jack to drown in them, large triangular ears attentively aimed at him, a pair of firm breasts big enough to be visible from this angle, a fluffy black tail growing out of a nice round ass...
"Master!" the cat called. "I've got some grave news for you! But first, I need to get rid of this distraction..."
She pulled Jack's pants down, together with his boxers, and without hesitation grabbed his cock.
Greg watched them with a pang of envy. Muscular and handsome, with military bearing, Jack was a real chick magnet. Although, this was a record even for him. Jack's problem was that he tended to attract women, who wanted some casual fun, while he wanted to start a family.
Elvira gave the cock a few slow licks from base to tip, then pulled the foreskin down and put the head in her mouth. Her teeth looked mostly human, with a bit longer canines.
