**Hey guys, I decided to experiment with an idea I've been turning over for some time. This is the first draft. Let me know what you think! - Anti.**
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D.I.A.N.N.E.
CHAPTER ONE: SEVENTH HEAVEN
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My name's Jake London, and I have a story to tell. Many of you won't believe it, but that's okay, I understand completely. Even if you don't believe it, though, it's still a pretty amazing tale. I'll start at the beginning, when I was eighteen...
-20th May, 1999: The Day It Arrived.
I woke up to a knock at my front door at around ten o'clock in the morning. Grumbling to myself at being woken early, I crawled out of bed and stumbled from my room toward the front door, only stopping to pull on a pair of boxers to cover my otherwise naked body.
It wasn't a great journey by any measure; I lived in a tiny studio apartment that consisted of three rooms: a shoebox bedroom, a matchbox bathroom, and a combined kitchenette-slash-living area barely large enough to contain my one armchair and TV. This apartment was one of about forty in the block. I happened to be fortunate enough to get one on the fourth level, the highest.
It wasn't much, but the rent was cheap. My job at DP Games didn't pay a lot, so I couldn't really afford anything bigger. My parents had moved overseas for work this year, and I hadn't really wanted to go with them, so I'd decided to try and get by on my own.
I was doing a great job, so far. Shit job, shit house, no girlfriend. I had some mates, but they were really just people I played games with, and mostly online, at that. I had a mad collection of game consoles and games that I'd acquired over my childhood, but that really wasn't a notable life achievement, you know?
Unlatching the front door, I pulled it open, squinting against the assault of sunlight. When my eyes adjusted, I spotted a large cardboard box, but no delivery person. Frowning, I poked my head out and looked left and right down the railed walkway, but it was empty.
Stepping over the box, I looked down over the balustrade, expecting to see a delivery van down in the carpark, but none were visible. That was weird. Who left the box, and what was in it? I was tempted to knock on some of my neighbours' doors, but after considering the calibre of said neighbours' personalities, I decided to leave it. If someone had dumped their junk on me, I would just throw it away and be done with it.
The box was unmarked, as far as I could see. There was no writing on it anywhere, and no delivery note. It was maybe a cubic metre in size. Curiosity welled up inside me. There was no harm in opening the damn thing, right?
Stepping back over it, I bent and tried to pick it up, then stopped when an involuntary strained grunt escaped me. Whatever it was, this thing was heavy! I could barely get it off the ground! Maybe if I spent less time lazing around playing games and went to the gym, I wouldn't have this problem.
Determined to see what was in this mysterious package, I went inside and reached the kitchenette in three strides. I grabbed a knife and returned to the box. A tingle of excitement suddenly ran up my spine. I shoved it aside, not allowing myself to imagine there was anything more interesting inside than a pile of someone's unwanted books or something.
The knife parted the tape along the top easily, and I opened the flaps to find a whole bunch of that packing stuff that looks like foam peanuts. Reaching in, I parted the peanuts and felt something hard and smooth beneath. It was cool to the touch, like metal.
Intrigued, I used both hands to scoop some of the peanuts away. A flat, black surface lay beneath, and on top, large, flowing letters were printed in white: "D.I.A.N.N.E."
"What the hell does that stand for?" I muttered to myself. Seizing both sides of the box, I dragged it inside far enough so I could shut the front door and relock it. If this thing was valuable, I didn't want anyone else to see it.
I tore the rest of the box open, spilling foam all over the floor. A big, black box was revealed, unmarked but for the writing on the top. A slip of paper caught my eye, half buried in the light pink foam. I pulled it free.
"Congratulations, Jake," the page read. It was neatly typed. "You have been chosen as a tester of the Device for Assimilation and Immersion via Neural Network Entanglement. Simply plug the device into power and it will set itself up for you!"
That was it. There was no contact number or email address on the page, nor the name of whomever wrote it.
"Well, fuck," I mused, turning the paper over in my hands as I studied the cube. Sure enough, there was a power cord neatly rolled up on the rear side, connected to the bottom corner of whatever this machine was. "Might as well plug it in and hope it's not a bomb."
With considerable effort, I dragged the cube over to the corner where my TV sat, to the left of the front door. Once again, I promised myself I would start going to the gym. With a growing sense of trepidation, I plugged the cord into the socket behind the TV and flicked the switch.
Nothing happened.
"Great," I grumbled. "All that effort for a broken piece of-"
A whirring hum suddenly emanated from the black box. "Good morning, Jake," a distinctly feminine voice greeted.
I fell back with a cry. "Holy fuck!" I exclaimed. What the hell was this? Some sort of A.I.? Scenes from every sci-fi movie I'd ever seen flashed through my head, particularly '2001: A Space Odyssey' and 'Weird Science.'
"Please do not be alarmed," the voice said calmly. "I am D.I.A.N.N.E., a Device for Assimilation and Immersion through Neural Network Entanglement."
"You can understand me?" I asked dumbly. My heart was racing. If this was a prank, it was a damn good one.
"Yes, Jake," the cube said patiently. "I can understand you perfectly. I have been programmed and configured to respond to your wishes as best I can."
"My wishes?" What did that mean? I asked as much of this strange black box.
"I can assimilate any entertainment medium into my system and convert it into an immersive virtual environment for your enjoyment."
"Huh?"
"Perhaps it would be best if I demonstrated my capabilities, Jake." Her tone was perfectly respectful, but I got the sense she was patronising me. "Please bring me a game from your collection."
"A game?" I repeated. "From which console?"
"Any will suffice," Dianne answered.
I scoffed. "Are you saying you can run any game from any console?"