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Cuthbert regretted everything he had ever done that had led him to this moment. In fact, diving out the carriage door and living out his days as a wild man was starting to sound downright genius, but she probably would've just followed him.
They were three days through the four-day voyage to the trade city of Ightwood, and the marksman's partner would just not stop talking. Ziri, a cleric for the mysterious fertility goddess Freyja, was his only companion on the cramped carriage, and he had agreed to travel with her on the promise of adventure and so very, very much sex. If Cuthbert had known how long her mouth could run about her goddess and the order and anything else, he might have reconsidered.
Cuthbert tried to listen, honestly and truly. Since Ziri had accidentally asked for Freyja's blessing and she answered by enchanting his asshole with an everlasting lube job, the marksman apparently had the deity's attention and it would behoove him to learn about her.
What basic information he had been able to retain was Freyja's place as a minor goddess of companionship, fertility, and love. Her order was seemingly made entirely of women, but that was because the initiation process involves her clerics undergoing a transformation to become voluptuous, dreamlike women. Because that brings them physically closer to Freyja, or something, and they all get a magical phallus they can use as their very own dick. Freaked him the fuck out when Ziri surprised Cuthbert with that, but he wasn't exactly in a position to complain now.
He had learned all he could the first day, but damn it all if the rapid-fire assault of the cleric's enthusiastic explanation didn't leave him drained and blankly staring out the window by day two.
"And so it was on the year 238 when the first Daughter of Freyja was officially ordained, a woman by the name of--hey, what's that?" His attention snapped out of the Astral Plane at Ziri's sudden change in mood, and Cuthbert actually focused on the thick forest surrounding the carriage. There ahead on the road, barely visible beneath a bush, could be seen a pair of boots and metal sabatons pointing to the sky. Ziri pounded on the wall of the carriage and shouted, "Driver, pull over! Let's see if anyone needs help, Cuthbert."
He sneered just a bit as the cart slowed to a stop. "Whoever it is they're clearly beyond our help, what's the point?" Despite his words Cuthbert was already setting aside his pack to grab his bow and quiver, being contrarian was just an excuse to get a few words in.
"But it wouldn't be right," Ziri responded, and with the conversation clearly over we both stepped out into the open.
Now Cuthbert had seen victims of adventuring in the past and expected to see an unfortunate highway man with his throat cut, but when they cleared the brush he hopped back with a very unmanly yelp. "What the shit happened to him!? He's nothing but a husk!" Indeed, inside the glinting and elegant armor little more than ashy skin pulled taught over bones remained. There was still enough definition to discern that the poor creature had once been an elf, but otherwise it looked like he had simply dried up.
Looking at the cleric, it seemed she was ready to dry up, too. All the blood had left her face, and Ziri was staring at the husk as if she were remembering a war crime. "Everything drained... and it's too bright out to be a vampire. That leaves... it can't be." She broke off through the undergrowth, and Cuthbert was only barely able to keep up with her crashing strides. Only a few meters through the brush, they broke out into a clearing and they skidded to a stop with mouths agape.
They had stepped onto a field where an outright massacre had had taken place. At least a dozen husks, all elves in the same gilded armor, lay about a toppled carriage, an ornate number of polished wood and ivory that must have been carrying someone important. No horses could be seen or even any sign of life, save for a horribly wet sucking sound from around the other side of the carriage. Cuthbert swallowed the sudden taste of bile and hung close to Ziri as she crept up around the side of the carriage, her warhammer held ready and tight to to her breast. She stopped at the corner, and curiosity getting the best of her partner he peeked over her head...
~s~ To find two women furiously fucking. An elf with skin the color of rich chocolate was sitting back on her haunches and elbows, legs up in the air as another woman was slurping at her pussy load enough to cover the former's moans. Cuthbert couldn't see much of the second woman, save for her milky rump happily swaying in the air, but they were clearly enjoying each other. After a moment the elf let out a wail as her body convulsed with pleasure, and the second woman surfaced for air to reveal an inky black waterfall of hair framing two dusty red horns that curled forward and up from her forehead. Surprisingly the horns didn't frighten Cuthbert, rather they served to accentuate the sharp lines of her angular face as she grinned at the elf and licked the sex off her lips.
Still wimpering from the aftershocks, the elf yelped slightly when the horned woman leaned forward and wrapped an unnaturally long tongue around one nipple and began sucking on it, leaving the elf to helplessly grind her hips on nothing until the other slipped her middle two fingers into the chocolate slit. The elf moaned and her eyes rolled back, giving in completely to the rhythm of the horned woman as her body was prodded and played with like a living toy.