Cuckold Kingdom Part One
(c) 2024 by TeddySmutWriter. All rights reserved.
This story is set in a magical kingdom where all the same physical problems with sex are easily managed by magic but the emotional ones are still just as vexing. For various complex social reasons the age of consent is eighteen years and one month. Persons under the age of consent are always somewhere else when sex happens. All this saves a huge amount of words in an already overly long novella.
The milieu is constructed entirely in service to the story so any comments about anachronisms of failure to follow any particular cannon will fall on deaf ears. Get a life.
Those who have read my other works will know I have a type: Exhibitionistic nymphomaniacs prone to snarky dialogue. If I neglect to mention that in the chapter tags, consider it baked in.
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My Nearly Idyllic Life
Tags: First Time, Nonhuman, anal insertion
I'm a princess. My life is an easy one. I don't have to worry about my next meal or how I'm going to satisfy the taxman. My father, King Andus "The Just" of Fairmantle, owns the taxman.
All my worries are social: Who is saying what about me. Which parts of my wardrobe are out of date. Who would make the most suitable marriage for both myself and the kingdom.
That last one is quite vexing. Now that I am of legal age I have suddenly become bombarded with suitors. Many have sent portraits asking one in return. It would be impolite not to do so. My parents hired the most prolific painter in the Western Kingdoms, Damius, who did do portraits but made his money producing ridiculously erotic tableaux for a certain discreet market. My parents, as proper as they are, were oblivious to this. Otherwise they would not have sent me off to the royal hunting lodge with him when he asserted that he needed someplace to work without distraction.
I knew the moment when Damius took my hand in his long sure fingers and held me overlong that he wanted to seduce me. No, more than that, he wanted to corrupt me. I felt a buzzing in my ears. Magic? Or just my own fevered desire?
He was a tall, lanky man with a long nose, swept back hair and arched eyebrows. His smile was toothy and wicked. His ears had just the hint of a point.
My parents, of course, did take precautions to protect their maiden princess. My personal bodyguards were four very senior and very married veterans: Awer, Ruen, Drimmer and Triq. Four stalwart men who could resist my most powerful flirtations. But even beyond that was my personal companion and magic tutor Lady Deema.
She was married to the Lord High Magistrate for the Eastern Ridings and had three children. More importantly, she possessed powerful magic. I had seen her stop a towering oak in mid fall with just a simple gesture. Any raging monster that got past my bodyguards didn't stand a chance against her. And I was her avid student.
We had been at the hunting lodge, a sprawling manse of country stone, for eight days now. It had been amusing watching Lady Deema and Damius circle me like a sheep dog and a wolf. My mentor was steadfast in her duties and Damius rarely managed to get past her and only as much a brushing touch or to murmur a saucy question. To date his greatest victory was slipping an intensely erotic novel titled Castaway Countess with a false cover titled Lady Amita's Guide For Young Brides into my bed.
I loved it. Not just for the dirty parts but also for clever stratagems the protagonist used to achieve her desires.
Today we were in the stables practicing what Deema called the three most basic and useful spells for ladies: Calm, Cleanse, and Makewell.
I was dressed in my split russet riding skirt and matching vest with an off white linen blouse and dark brown boots. My curly dark hair was in a ponytail. I also had on a silver and malachite choker with matching earrings.
Overdressed much? Indeed.
Damius was going to make another of his exquisite portraits. The secret of the artist's productivity was a minor spell he called Tableau. When the moment of composition and light were perfect he could evoke the spell and set a perfect image in his memory forever. He did not need to come back day after day to get the same light. In this case it was the late afternoon sun descending in a broad beam from a hole in the rafters. Dust motes sparkled in that light. Damius came over a carefully placed a tiny piece of hay in my hair near my shoulder.
"Don't brush it away." Damius nodded to Lady Deema who was standing nearby tapping her foot.
"Bring out the horse," Deema called.
A groom led out a dark chestnut mare with a blaze and one white stocking. The fellow held her lead firmly as she was on the edge of rearing. Some fool had put a saddle over a boil from a horsefly bite. Now she had an awful sore.
I started to approach the poor creature but Lady Deema stopped me. "Remember my dear, first Calm, then Cleanse, and finally Makewell. The formula works equally--"
"--well for horses and small children." I finished for her.
I stepped forward cautiously as the mare rolled her eyes and set her back legs to rear.
I cast the spell.
Only one front hoof came off the ground. Behind me I heard Dameous say "yessss!"
The mare planted all her feet and shook herself. I moved closer and examined the wound. There were flies and dirt and sweat and weeping pus. It smelled as awful as it looked.
I cast the second spell--Cleanse. This did take a small but noticeable time to work. Finally I cast Makewell to finish the task. It was as if the sore had never been. I smiled in satisfaction and offered the beast an apple from the pocket of my skirt. Lady Deema clapped her hands. "Bravo darling."
"Brilliant!" Damius proclaimed. "This will be even better than the bath scene. Any equestrian suitor will be imediately smitten upon sight of it!"
Regardless of Damius's opinion, the bath scene was my favorite portrait.
We are civilized people here in the Western Kingdoms. We bathe regularly. That occurs mostly in public bathhouses where whole families bathe together. So public nudity is not taboo when done in carefully controlled circumstances. And, believe me, Lady Deema was carefully controlling the circumstances.
Or so she thought.
The portrait, already done, showed me naked with my hair in a bun getting into the big round wooden tub in the lodge's private garden. I had "Lady Amita's guide" clutched to my chest and raft of floating rose petals obscuring what lay below the surface of the water. My face and chest glowed pink. My eyes were slits and I was biting my lip.
In the Castaway Countess there is a scene where the protagonist needed to smuggle gold past the guards of a prison. She had carefully stacked gold coins in an old silk stocking and shoved it up her bum. I just had to know if this was actually practical as opposed the author's fancy. It was indeed doable and I had thirty-seven gold suns in my bottom as I carefully eased myself in the warm water.
Sun coins are not very large but gold is heavy. The intrusion in my backside was not painful and the weight of it was actually comforting. So it was them and the sheer naughtiness of it all that had me so flushed.
I'm sure Lady Deema knew I was fingering myself gently under the water throughout the bath but said nothing. A quite orgasm in the bath is a Lady's prerogative after all.
The shifting stack of coins were so nice they still comforted me now as I watched Damius happily measuring and and sketching on his canvas.