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=-=-=-= Author's Notes =-=-=-=
Hi all, I certainly didn't expect to publish anything so soon! There was just a lot of potential with this story after my last chapter, and I was inspired to write the story that's on your screen now. There's still so much more I want to explore with these characters, and I already have something saucy brewing for next time!
As always, feel free to let me know your thoughts on this chapter. Every comment, suggestion, and criticism means a lot to me, and I really mean it when I say that I appreciate every single one of you!
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After months of searching for the demon, their confrontation was finally nigh. Its lair was hidden away in the Ashlands, isolated from the world amid the desolation of a once-proud kingdom and concealed with ancient magics. It was only through great strength, conviction, and guile that the band had made it through the obstacles in their way. Illusions had not stopped them, fell bargains had not stopped them, and hordes of hellspawn had not stopped them. The demon had run out of options, and direct conflict with its pursuers became necessary.
Its grand hall became a battleground. Sulfurous pits belching forth noxious fumes rimmed the now-cratered expanse. The great fire in the lavishly decorated hearth had been extinguished by some magical blast or another, while elsewhere new fires arose where a spell had missed its mark. Regal carpets, kept immaculate for eons, were trampled without a thought by travel-worn adventurers as they fought for their lives.
A bulky Dwarf was locked in combat with the demon, yelling wildly as he swung a massive greataxe, the epicenter of a steel maelstrom that would rend any lesser creature in half. A slimmer Dwarf was taking advantage of the relentless flurry, picking her moments to strike at the hairline gaps in the demon's once-magnificent armor. Elsewhere in the hall, holy energies swirled around the upstreched hands of a robed Gnome, his chants calling forth blessed magic that clashed palpably with the infernal power of the demon's lair. And all around, seemingly everywhere at once, arrows fell like hail upon hellspawn, the work of a Human who moved so quickly as to be rendered almost invisible, a deadly blur who only paused to loose another of his lethal quarrels.
But the demon was still powerful. Not by chance had they brought low a mighty kingdom of the Age of Marvels and ruled over its ashes for many human lifetimes! The demon withstood the Dwarf's greataxe as well as anything alive, lashing out with its flaming whip to fight back against the brutal aggressor. It anticipated and countered many strikes from the more cautious Dwarf, the demon aware of its own weak points and protecting those vulnerable gaps. Their minions, lesser fiends brought from the Abyss' depths, relentlessly pursued the holy Gnome, swarming him and interrupting his incantations. Even the elusive Human darting around the demon's lair couldn't escape its attention, the demon sending blasts in their direction during every lull in the Dwarfs' combined onslaught.
At last, the heroes seemed to gain an advantage in the fight. The burly Dwarf connected a powerful blow to the demon as his companion struck through a joint in its armor with the point of her longsword. The Gnome, freed of its harassers by a volley of arrows from his Human friend, managed to call forth energy from its divine patron, dispelling some of the demon's power to weaken it. Seething in anger now, the demon bellowed at its attackers, entering a desperate frenzy to defeat the intruders.
Sensing an opening, the muscular Dwarf reached to his sword belt, gripping the hilt of the holy dagger sheathed there. Imbued with divine energy, it was the group's only means of destroying the demon forever, lest its spirit return to the Abyss where it could reform and return to their world to wreak bloody havoc. He pulled out the dagger, ready to plunge it into the demon's foul --
But no, there was no time! He couldn't spare even the slightest moment to brandish the weapon. He returned to --
Wait, of course there was time! Dropping his greataxe, its deadly purpose fulfilled, the Dwarf pulled the dagger from --
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"Equipping a weapon's a full action."
"Really? Since when?"
"I don't know, since they wrote the rulebook."
"Didn't I do it as a bonus action last week?"
"No, you threw it as a bonus action last week. It was already in your hand."
"Oh. Well, then I..."
It was our weekly Dungeons and Dragons night, and we were really in the swing of it. Now that I finally had a space big enough to seat five people, we all met up at my house. Character sheets and improvised miniatures were strewn across the dining table. Several boxes from the finest takeout pizza restaurant littered the counter. Five nerds studied the table, trying to craft some strategy that would give them an advantage.
Jacob was looking through his Cleric's spell list, hoping to find something there that could help in the battle. His giant beard was twitching as he muttered to himself, either thinking out a weird tactic or cursing himself for not preparing a spell that would be helpful here. He got up and helped himself to another slice of pizza.
Eun-hee was cleaning off her coke-bottle glasses, wiping away any dust before putting them back on her small nose. She put her hands in her lap as she surveyed the table, waiting patiently for her turn.
Vincent, the least experienced of the group, was scanning through his character's abilities. He had to lean down to read his character sheet, giving him the appearance of a palm tree that was bending dangerously close to the ground.
Mike was answering his questions, calmly explaining what options a Barbarian had in combat. He looked the most out of place, a big jock behind a folding screen with dragons and magicians on it, playing pretend with a bunch of inside-dwellers. Despite his appearance, he knew as much about the game as anyone, often more than anyone else at the table.
And I was taking it all in, loving every second of it. No more cramped nights bumping elbows around a tiny apartment table. We all had plenty of space for our paper, pencils, food, drinks, dice, rulebooks, and whatever supplies the adventure required. I couldn't be happier! Spending time with friends, playing the game I loved, collaborating with people I deeply respected to make an experience that everybody was excited to participate in. Truly, I had reached nerd heaven.
The entrance to nerd heaven was breached when the five of us heard an unexpected sound. The front door opened. Everyone else looked at me, asking with their eyes if I was expecting someone this late in the day. With a sort of dawning horror, I realized that there was only one person it could be, and I was frozen to my seat by how unprepared I was to handle the current situation.
A few footsteps that felt to me like the drumbeat of some great army announced her arrival, carrying her into our little kingdom of imagination. There, at the threshold of the kitchen, stood the most beautiful woman in the world.
"Azalea," I said, standing up suddenly as if I was caught doing something compromising. "You're, uh... um, welcome back."
I was freaking out for a few reasons. First, it was a weird collision of worlds for me, having my nerd friends meet my girlfriend for the first time. Second, I hadn't gone this nerdy in front of Azalea before, and I wasn't sure how either of us would handle the situation. And finally, because it had only been two days since I acquired a contract that bound her to me, we hadn't planned for anybody to ask us any awkward questions.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, am I interrupting? I can leave if this isn't a good time."
Everyone was looking at me again. I couldn't tell from their expressions if they minded if she staid or not. To stall for time, I walked around the table to Azalea's side. Taking hold of her hand, I turned to the group and said, "Uh, I guess I'll make introductions. Everyone, this is Azalea. We've been dating for a little while now. Azalea, these are my Dungeons and Dragons friends. I met Jacob in high school. Eun-hee and Mike are both my co-workers, and Vincent is Eun-hee's boyfriend."
Everyone gave little first-meeting, introduction waves, except for Mike who gave the universally acknowledged cool guy nod.
"Uh, would you like to stay?" I asked Azalea. I had no idea what our D&D night would look like to a person who didn't play games. Dice and figures and math weren't everybody's thing, but I didn't want to exclude her for no reason. "Or would anybody prefer if we keep it to just the five of us tonight? Feel free to speak up."
After a moment of looking around the table, Mike said, "I don't mind if you stay."
"Yeah, I don't have a problem with it," Jacob added. The other two looked at me and shrugged in unison, indicating their approval.
"Do I have to... participate?" Azalea asked, clearly out of her element. "Can I just watch and stay out of the way?"
"Sure! Actually, that may be for the best, since you don't have a character to play anyway. Uh, help yourself to some pizza, we have plenty left. And if you have any questions, I'll do my best to answer them." I walked back over to my seat, pulling up a spare chair and offering it to Azalea. She hesitated for just a moment before taking a seat, offering a quiet "thanks."
The room had gone quiet. The kind of quiet made all the more noticeable when ruffling pages, clacking dice, and tapping feet tried to shoo it away. Since I was the host, I did my best to get the icosahedron rolling again. "Uh, Vince, I'm pretty sure it was your turn."