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~=~ Author's Notes ~=~
Hi all, thank you for joining me in another adventure featuring our unlikely fictional couple! Much to my own surprise, this chapter forgoes my usual size-related kinks, but there's still plenty of body-related magic to go around, as well as the sexiest magic of all: mutual love and respect.
If that kind of thing gets your motor running, please consider leaving a comment. I'm always striving to improve my writing, so any advice, suggestions, or criticism are highly appreciated! I don't write very often, but knowing that people are excited to read my stories is the best motivation in the world!
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I didn't want to wake up. It was too early to wake up. There should be a rule where you don't have to wake up if the sun isn't even up yet. And besides, I was having such a great dream! Well, more of a wet dream, really. There was a lady who turned into a devil or something, and she grew a massive pair of boobs and gave me a giant cock. Maybe I could go back to that dream if I fell back to sleep right away. I turned over and tried to think sleepy thoughts.
But something was wrong. I felt a disturbance in the Force. Against all sense and good reason, I opened my eyes to the pre-dawn gloom.
There she was. Azalea. Asleep in my bed in my house. And naked. And wrapped up in about eighty-five percent of the covers.
Then it was all true. Meeting her, the weird contract, the sex, the kissing, me having a... a girlfriend...
There was no chance of me going back to sleep anymore. The weight of the entire situation came back to me, just as strong as it was yesterday, along with a host of new questions. Had I gone too far last night? Had I not gone far enough? What was I expected to do now? Should I wake her up or let her sleep?
It was all too much. Overthinking things like that hadn't done me any good last night, and it wouldn't do any good now. I slowly drew in a breath and held it for a few seconds before taking a controlled breath out, forcing myself to calm down and take things one step at a time. First things first, what's my next move? I just woke up next to my new girlfriend, what do I do now? I thought back to the few romcoms I'd seen, and I was struck with inspiration...
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Azalea came into the kitchen a few hours later, back to her previous proportions and wearing a pair of very fuzzy red pajama pants and a baggy black t-shirt. She still looked half asleep, her hair was a mess, her left slipper was almost completely slipped off, and she shuffled into the room like a zombie. To my eyes, she was the most beautiful woman in the world, and a wide, dopey grin broke out across my face just from seeing her.
"Good morning, Azalea! Would you like some breakfast?" I gestured with my omelette-flipping utensil of choice toward the series of dishes that I spent the morning preparing. A stack of fluffy pancakes, with maple syrup and butter on standby. Several strips of bacon, perfectly cooked in the sweetspot between brittle and chewy. A pot of coffee, with sugar and cream at the ready. A bowl of fruit salad, which may or may not have been picked up from the grocery store and transplanted into a serving bowl. And the showstopper: the spinach and mushroom omelette still cooking in the pan in front of me.
"What..?" Azalea croaked groggily, rubbing the sleep out of one eye. "What's this?"
"Breakfast! Dig in, I made enough for two," I said with an awkward little flourish. Then I had a thought that I should have had at some point in the last few hours. "Oh, sorry, do you even, like, eat? I guess I should have asked, but I didn't want to wake you up."
"Questions later. Coffee now," she grumbled. Azalea shambled further into the kitchen to pour a mug of coffee, adding a dab of cream to her dark bean juice. She took a seat at the table, letting out a moan of ecstasy as she took the first sip of joe. I finished up cooking while she finished off the mug, slowly coming back to life. "Ahhh! That's so much better," she said when the last sip was gone.
"Not much of a morning person, I take it?"
"Not since you discovered coffee. Or invented it or whatever." Azalea heaved a content sigh. "Okay, now I'm ready for questions."
"Okay. Uh, I should have asked this earlier, but do you even eat food? Obviously you just drank some coffee, but what about all this?" I gestured again to the food.
"I don't need to. I don't need the nutrients to survive, but I can still eat. And I can still enjoy the taste, which it smells like I will!"
"Awesome, then I'll make you a plate!" I did my best to serve up breakfast in two equal portions. Each plate got a short stack of flapjacks, a couple strips of bacon, and half of the omelette. I put the plates down on the table and the fruit salad in between, when Azalea held out her coffee mug, giving it a little swirl and batting her eyelashes at me pleadingly. My breath caught for a few seconds before my brain kicked in, and I poured us each a mug and brought over the pancake toppings and coffee fixings. She again poured a small glug of cream and forewent sugar, where I gave mine a large glug and two full scoops. With breakfast served, we began a conversation between bites.
"Andrew, this is all so good!" Azalea said once she had a bite of everything. "I had no idea you could cook like this. Where did you learn it?"