The following selection is written with my tongue planted firmly in cheek. It is an attempt to expand my fantasizing into new and out of the box areas. I hope readers don't find it to be anything but a little daydreaming and hope it turns out to be enjoyable. If it sucks I'll try something else next time in hopes that we all cum together!
As a middle aged man I was finding that my opportunities for satisfying sexual relationships were becoming fewer and fewer. I also was disappointed in the lack of adventure most woman I was with seemed to show in bed. Then I went in for my annual physical and related some of my concerns to my doctor whose answer was to hand me a brochure for a new experimental product. The brochure read in part:
HAVE ALL THE SEX YOU WANT AND HOW and when YOU WANT It
Imagine being alerted as you go through your day about every opportunity for every kind of sex available to you. What is more your partner is 100% willing and wanting it as much as you are! Itβs not a fantasy with the FU69 and FU69+ this could all be yours with a simple painless implant. The price can't be beat; call 1-800-555-555 today.
Of course, being a lustful soul I called as soon as I got home. They explained that they actually implanted gadgets just under your skin. The most critical was an implant not much bigger than a single grain of rice in the nose between the eyes and the second was a slightly larger gizmo that they implanted in your ear lobe.
The ear lobe piece had one or two buttons depending on which model you got. The mode button allowed you to make basic selections for the type of sex you were after (opposite sex, same sex, etc.) and also turned the unit off. The second button on the FU69+ was a volume /mute button as that unit gave you audio input.
The two implants had a wireless connection to a base unit that plugged into any computer so that you could set more detailed settings. For example if all you wanted as a man was anal with the opposite sex you would be only alerted when such an opportunity arose.
The key to the system was the nose sensor. This tiny sensor detected several things including hormones and bodily secretions much like some animals do along with the body language and breathing patterns of anyone in your line of vision. The makers of the system claimed that the sensor took over 1,000 different readings into account and then calculated these using what they considered a fool proof formula to determine exactly what sexual interest the person had in the wearer of the implant along with what sex acts they wanted to participate in.
They boasted the system would make a determination for all persons in your line of vision in 1/100 of a second. And continuously update the information. The wearer would receive feedback from the system through the appearance of an array of color around each person with the color indicating what sex act they were interested in. The brighter the color the more they wanted the act.
What was also important the brightness of the color would constantly change depending on what was happening. If the FU69 wearer was striking out because he was being tactless the color would get dimmer and dimmer. If on the other hand he was being sensitive the color would glow brighter and brighter and even change to another color that would allow for even more different experiences.
Realizing that generally you couldn't go up to someone and ask to eat their pussy a serious of symbols also appeared in the color image. The symbols were basic like a flat line indicating that wearer should be casual and not bring up anything sexual that would hopefully change to an up arrow that indicated that the person was ready to be propositioned. And if you were after a particular sex act the image would get very bright and begin flashing at which point you could be blunt and ask, for example, "Are you ready for me to fuck your hot pussy?"
It was claimed that the average male could find at least one lady and hour just by walking around their neighborhood mall and the average lady could find a guy at least every ten minutes. The biggest difference in the two models was that instead of just the symbols the plus model gave you step by step audio feedback by reading the other person's reactions and when you wanted to be on your own you just hit the mute button.
The audio messages were intended to be simple but effective saying things like, "Go for it," "Slower," "Caress her back," "tear off her clothes," "Bite her neck," or look into her eyes." For the small price difference I opted for the plus model and 30 minutes later they inserted the two units leaving me with two stitches in my earlobe and helped me set my preliminary preferences.
Next they handed me the color guide sheet giving me my final instructions. They told me the unit should not light up on any person under age 18. However, this was not as accurate as other features of the unit and I should always verify for myself the age of anyone I was interested in. Here is most of the chart I was given:
"Welcome to the world of the FU69 or FU69+!
Here is the color guide so that you may have the most fun possible:
Black - Wants to be taken hard even by a stranger. An over head=aggressive, T= tear off clothing R=Pseudo-rape fantasy.
Blue, Powder - Masturbation. F above head indicates her only, M=him only, S= same sex partner only, U=same sex partner does you, M=Mutual.
Blue, True - Wants tits kissed and caressed.
Brown - Butt fuck needed. T above head shows they want to be butt fucked; U shows they want to do you; and B shows they want it both ways.
Gold β want hot mutual rough sex complete with clawing and biting no limits but no scat.
Gray - Ass kissing. + Sign above head indicates wants boobs kissed too.
Green, bright - Wants to be fucked only.
Green, Dark - other oddities. F over head=sex with food; T=Tit fucking; L=Lap dance.