"Man, that was an amazing meal Frank," I said as I wiped my mouth with the napkin and looked at my empty plate on the dinner table. "You've always been a good cook, but those pumpkin duck fritters are really something else."
Frank gave his wife Jean a look and a smile. They'd invited us over to their suburban house for dinner and cards. "Should we tell them?" he asked.
"Tell them what?" my wife Lana said as she took her last bite. "Did you order this from some fancy restaurant?"
"No, it was all made here," Jean said as she brushed her red hair behind her ears. I couldn't help but notice the way her braless breasts jiggled under her satin top as she laughed. I'd always wanted to know if they were as freckled as the rest of her.
"But not by me," Frank said. "We got a manobot this week."
"The maid robot!" Lana said. "Oh my god!" She practically jumped out of her seat in excitement. "You have to show us!"
"Cindi!" yelled Jean, towards the kitchen. And out she came, looking just like the models used in the commercial. Short brown hair, 5' 7", nice hips and breasts, beautiful face, and wearing a surprisingly revealing french maid outfit with black mesh stockings held up by barely visible garters under the short skirt.
"Yes, Ms Donahue?" the robot said.
"We want to show you off to our guests," Jean said. "Please stay silent and stand still until we say otherwise." Robot Cindi nodded acknowledgement, put her arms down and stared straight ahead.
"That's quite the outfit," I said to Frank, tearing my eyes away for a second.
"I swear it wasn't my idea," Frank said. "She came with a set of normal clothes and Jean bought the outfit for her yesterday."
Jean started giggling.
"You're so bad," Lana said.
"It was a gift for Frank," she said.
"It's... she's?... so realistic," I said. The maid robot looked completely human. They'd only been out a couple of years, first in Japan and now in the US. I'd never actually had a chance to see one in person before.
"Can I touch her?" Lana asked. Jean nodded yes to her. Lana got up and walked to the robot. She grabbed Cindi's hand and felt her fingers. "Oh my God, it feels so real."
She let go of the hand and it fell back to Cindi's side. Lana moved her hand to Cindi's face, running it across her cheeks and her lips. Cindi continued to look forward, occasionally blinking just like a regular human would.
I was wondering if she would -
She did. Lana reached both hands up and started to feel Cindi's breasts. She was always paying attention to boobs, always comparing and pointing them out to me. She couldn't resist.
"Lana, I don't know if -" I started.
"It's fine," Jean said. "I did the same thing. Frank went for the ass."
As she said that, Lana reached down and grabbed the ass. She let out a small moan. "Tyler, you have to feel this ass. It is amazing. And those tits, they're fucking perfect. I've felt fake tits before and these are so much better."
"I know, right," Jean said. "If we hadn't seen her insides, I'd think she was a human."
"Go on," Frank said to me, nodding toward Cindi.
I stood up and walked over to Cindi. Lana had moved from the ass back to the hands and the fingernails. "Just grab it," she whispered.
I felt very self-conscious. Here I was in front of my wife and two of our best friends and I was about to grab another woman's ass - or at least what looked like another woman's ass. But they all wanted me too. So I reached out and did.
It was perfect.
I immediately started to get hard. I think Lana knew it was happening. She grabbed my hands and moved them onto Cindi's tits all while looking me in the eye and smiling. She winked at me.
Her back was to our friends so they couldn't see her hands as I massaged Cindi's tits. Lana moved one hand down to her crotch and she started rubbing herself underneath her skirt. The other hand had reached under Cindi's skirt and was feeling something.
I couldn't take it. I let go of the tits and went back to my seat, hoping that Lana would follow. Luckily she did.
As soon as I sat down, Frank said, "Cindi, please clean up the dinner for us will you?"
"Yes sir," Cindi said and started to clear the table.
"Let's go to the living room for some cards," Frank said. He stood up and walked out of the dining room - but not before I noticed the outline of his own significant hard on in his loose pants.
***
I put down my last card. Euchred again. I was playing horribly. So was Lana. We usually won, but not tonight.
"What's that, 7 for us and 2 for you," Frank said. "Looks like we're on our way to 3 in a row, honey."
"I think they're a little distracted," Jean said. "I think they're minds are busy wandering and wondering over there."
"I don't know what they could possibly be thinking about," Frank said smiling.
"Judging by Tyler's 'stature' earlier, I have an idea," Jean said. I started to blush. Clearly, my raging hard on was a lot more visible than I'd thought after the dinner fondling.
"I can't take it anymore," Lana said. She looked at me for a second, giving me one last chance to stop her from asking what I wanted to know. I let her go for it.
"Does it fuck?" Lana asked.
"Why ever would you think such a thing?!" Jean said with a smile in her eyes and faux exasperation on her face.
"The manners on these perverts!" Frank said.
"Stop fucking with me!" Lana said. She was the youngest of the group and the one most likely to make sex jokes or be inappropriately open about our sex life.