Tuesday, 7:13 AM
Veronica: Good morning sunshine 🌅
Veronica: How are my favorite pair of tits doing today?
Veronica: That came out wrong. Sorry. Jet lag + 3 hours of sleep = bad texts
Veronica: I can't stop thinking about last night. You looked so beautiful cumming like that.
Tuesday, 7:26 AM
Veronica: Alex?
Veronica: Alice? Not sure what to call you over text.
Veronica: For what it's worth, I feel like shit about pretending to throw away your reversal pill. That was fucked up. Not funny at all.
Veronica: I would never actually do that. You know that, right?
Veronica: Sometimes I can't stop myself from pushing too far. It's like there's this voice in my head that says if I don't maintain absolute control, everything will fall apart.
Veronica: Anyway. That was heavy for 7:30 AM.
Veronica: The hotel has these little pastries shaped like seashells. Would send pic but afraid you'd think I'm checking if you're awake.
Tuesday, 7:42 AM
You: im awake
You: just trying to figure out how to get out of bed with these fucking things on my chest
Veronica: SHE LIVES!!!
Veronica: Are you mad at me?
You: not mad
You: weirded out
You: slept on my stomach and woke up feeling like I was being suffocated by my own tits
Veronica: That mental image should not be as hot as it is
You: perv
Veronica: Your perv 💘
Veronica: But seriously, I'm sorry about last night. The pill thing. That was crossing a line.
You: its fine
Veronica: It's not though. It was cruel. And you deserve better.
You: who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend?
Veronica: Couldn't sleep. Kept thinking about how I'd feel if someone did that to me.
You: apology accepted
You: but only because that squirting orgasm basically reset my brain
Veronica: OMG I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT ALL NIGHT
Veronica: I had no idea X-Change bodies could do that!
Veronica: I've played with a few girls in college but NOTHING like what you did
You: wait back up
You: "a few girls in college"
You: we're circling back to that later
Veronica: Oh look at the time! My very important business breakfast is starting! 😘
You: convenient
Veronica: Can I call you? I miss your voice. Even your new high-pitched one.
You: sure. give me 5 to pee. still haven't figured out how to aim this thing
Veronica: There's no aiming involved! Just sit!
You: exactly the problem
Tuesday, 8:12 AM
You: that was a good talk
Veronica: It was. I meant what I said.
You: i know
You: shit the contractors just arrived finally
You: gotta go put on the hoodie of shame
Veronica: Send pics of Marco's arms for research purposes
You: absolutely NOT
Veronica: Fair. But if you happen to notice if they're sculpted or more naturally muscular, that's just information.
You: hanging up was not enough to escape you apparently
Veronica: Never is 💘
You: btw devon texted me last night
Veronica: Oh god. Please tell me you didn't answer on camera looking like that
You: um
Veronica: YOU DID
You: he's my best friend! i had to tell him something!
Veronica: HOW DID HE REACT??
You: about like you'd expect You: called you psycho You: threatened to kill you You: asked if i was hot
Veronica: In that order?
You: more or less
Veronica: And???
You: and what?
Veronica: What did you tell him? AM I psycho? ARE you hot? IS he planning my murder?
You: i didn't answer any of those questions directly
Veronica: Good because the answers are obviously: sometimes, definitely, and he's welcome to try 💅
You: he still wants to come over for our gaming marathon
Veronica: As expected. Devon would walk through fire if Doritos were on the other side.
You: i have an idea actually
Veronica: I'm listening...
You: what if i make him take x-change too
Veronica:...
Veronica: I'm sorry, the woman who just apologized for being controlling is suddenly very aroused
You: not like that! gross!
You: just so it's not so awkward. like we both go through it together
Veronica: Make 👏 Him 👏 Do 👏 It 👏
You: if i have to suffer through this, why should he get to be normal?
Veronica: That's the most toxic friendship logic I've ever heard and I FULLY SUPPORT IT
You: so you approve?
Veronica: Are you kidding? The thought of Devon as a woman is the highlight of my week. And I'm currently eating a chocolate croissant in a 5-star hotel.
You: i haven't told him the plan yet
Veronica: Oh PLEASE let me be on the call when you do
You: not happening
Veronica: Fine. But I want a full report.
Veronica: Just to be clear though, Devon as a woman is still off limits sexually
You: JESUS CHRIST VERONICA
You: that's my BEST FRIEND
You: i don't want to fuck devon in any gender configuration
Veronica: Just checking! People get curious! It's not out of bounds to ask!
You: i am never having group sex with you and devon. put that on the permanent NO list
Veronica: Adding it now between "feet stuff" and "roleplay as my parents"
You: how is that a real list that exists
Veronica: I'm nothing if not thorough
You: oh shit marcos asking about the shower fixture
You: gotta go
Veronica: Wait! Are you dressed appropriately? Not in something slutty?
You: im in the hoodie and sweatpants
