Allen dreamed that he was masturbating; stroking his cock as Jen, back in her own body, watched and licked her lips and urged him on with hot, dirty talk. He woke up half expecting to find morning wood, but instead he felt his kegel muscles clenched hard against a full bladder.
Fuck!
Jen still slept as he got up and padded to the bathroom, still wearing the stockings she'd fucked him in last night. He sat down and sighed with relief as his pee gushed out.
He took account of himself as he sat. He was a sticky fuck-mess. Not bothering to wipe, he peeled his stockings off and went straight to the shower and turned it on. While the water warmed to steaming hot, he took quick stock of himself in the mirror. Yep. He was the very definition of disheveled. And his mouth tasted like... well, like half-day-old cum.
He brushed his teeth and then took a long shower, reveling in the feel of the hot water splashing against his skin and his own soapy hands scrubbing the fuck out of his girl parts.
As he was toweling off, paying more attention than strictly needed to his tits and aroused nipples, he heard a phone ring. Jen's phone, he figured, since he didn't recognize the ringtone. He wrapped his hair into a turban and heard Jen answering.
"Hi! Yeah, it's me, uh, Allen... Yeah... Uh-huh... No, uh, she's here, she's just getting out of the shower. We had kind of a late morning... OK, Hold on, I'll pass her over..."
Jen was in the doorway, sporting morning wood to end all morning wood and holding her phone out to him.
"It's Susan, Hon'. She's just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped by Russian gangsters and sold into slavery as a high-earning sex worker." She gave him a naughty grin as she handed him her phone and slid past him towards the toilet.
Allen took the phone and pressed it to his ear. "Hey, Girlfriend! What's up?"
"Oh, you would be such a good fucking earner, you hot slut," Susan quipped.
Allen watched Jen lean over the toilet to negotiate her morning piss. She'd obviously figured that one out on her own.
Allen stepped out of the bathroom as he replied to Susan's barb, "We could be a team," he said, keeping the joke going. "Top and bottom, left and right; no gals anywhere quite so tight!"
Susan gasped, then giggled at the raunchy image. "You're terrible," she teased. "Seriously, though I was just... Um. Well, I hadn't heard from you and I was kind of worried that maybe..."
"What, Sweetie?"
"You know, after we..."
"Susan. Honey. That was fucking amazing! And weird. And a first for me... More than one first, actually, but more on that later. I'm fine. And pleased. And your'e awesome. And..."
"Oh, ok, Honey. I'm so glad to hear that! Do you... need to or want to... you know... I'm here for you."
"Susan. We had sex. We had hot, in-fucking-credible sex. It was amazing. I may need to process that some, but you and I, we're cool." Allen felt the angel on his right shoulder smack their palm to their face and retire in defeat as they saw just where this was going.
"Oh... OK. Good!" Susan still sounded uncertain.
Allen pressed on. "Honey. Sweetie. Baby. Lover. Can I share something with you and you won't be mad?"
"Anything, Jen. You know that!"
"Allen fucked my brains out last night! Fuck! I haven't cum so fucking long and hard since... well, since you ate my pussy!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"I thought you guys were... you know..."
He didn't but he redirected, "I maybe kinda..."
"What?!"
"Well it came up over dinner and I... kinda... confessed to him that we'd had sex..."
"No!"
"Um... yeah?"
"And what did he say?!"
"You're not mad," Allen ventured hopefully.
"Honesty is important in relationships, Sweetie. You know that as well as I do. No, I'm not mad. But what did he say," she pressed with schoolgirl-like eagerness.
"He's a guy. He thought it was so fucking cool! And then of course I had to tell him some details and then next thing I know the check's paid and we're snuggling in the Uber and we're home and he whisks me into the bedroom and fucks the fucking daylights out of me. It was so fucking hot!"
"That's fucking awesome, Jen! I'm so fucking happy for you two!"
"You're... not mad that I... I mean that was us and..."
"Sweetie, if the thought of you and I fucking makes Allen hot to trot, then that kind of works in my favor, doesn't it?"
Allen was taken aback. "I... guess?"
"So. When you gonna bring his hot cock over to the house so we can have a naughty threesome?"
"Um... Is this back to the Russian mob joke, or are you serious," Allen probed.
"Jen. You've told me all about his hot cock and how fucking amazingly good he eats pussy. I think it's time you share the fucking wealth, don't you think?"
"Um... sure?"
"Do you think he'd be down with that?"
"Oh. I fucking
know
Allen would be totally fucking down with that," he said. "But you?"
"Bring that hot cock over here and I'll show you just how down I am to fuck both of you, Lover!"
"Well... alright then. But it has to be a surprise, OK. He doesn't know that I told you that I told him and... just follow my lead when we get there, OK?"
"Totally," Susan agreed.
"What time are you off work?"
"Oh, Jen, Sweetie... he really did fuck your brains out, didn't he? It's Saturday, Hon. I'm home all day."
"We'll be over in an hour," Allen said as Jen stepped out of the bathroom, her cock still bobbing in front of her as she finished toweling off.
"See you then," Susan said.
"OK. See you soon! Bye, Sweetie," Allen said, and blew her an audible kiss by way of signing off.
"Bring it, Girl," was all Susan said before she ended the call.
"You're going over to my place," Jen asked, still toweling off and paying more attention than strictly necessary to her cock and balls.