Cecili sat with her boyfriend Bron at the tavern. The two of them rarely socialized, but both were feeling comfortable about it this night. They were both rather unattractive, and they knew this, but were deeply in love and supported each other. Cecili was a big girl, and not many men were attracted to her fatness. They sat and drank apple wine and didn't talk much, since it was so loud. She noticed that a very attractive young man was looking at her from the corner of the bar. She was confused as to why, then realized he was probably thinking about how ugly she was. This made her a little upset, and she ignored him for a bit.
After several minutes she looked again, and he was staring at her! She gave him a mean look, hating that he was so good looking, and he motioned to the little alcove past the bar. She shrugged, not knowing what he was trying to communicate. She felt butterflies when she finally realized that he wanted to meet her alone in the alcove, privately. What for? What would she tell her boyfriend? The man was insistent until she told her boyfriend that she was going to the privy.
Thankfully Bron didn't notice anything and she was able to go in to the alcove. She felt very self conscious about her weight and her face as he followed her in. What could he possibly want?
"Miss, I had to get you alone. Don't worry, no one can see us in here..."
"But why? I need to get back to my boyfriend..."
"Oh just give me five minutes with you. Would you mind if I untied your dress in the back? For a moment? Please?"
"What? What for? You can see I have a boyfriend!"
This older, gorgeous man wanted to untie her dress? Bron would be devastated!
"I must have your breasts. I simply must. Please allow me to reveal them."
"I can't do that! Are you quite crazy?"