This year the pixies brought me a tale of a Banshee as my Celtic Halloween story. At least, I think it was a pixie. It is sometimes difficult to keep the various Fay folk of the Emerald Isle in the proper category.
In any case this is the story of a captive Banshee and how she is finally freed. As with all my Celtic stories, some of this is historical, some is Irish myth, and some is literary license. I leave it to you to determine which is which.
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I normally ignore emails sent to me by people I don't know-- especially ones with attachments-- but this particular message piqued my curiosity. That doesn't mean that I didn't do a special virus scan on it before opening it. According to my anti-virus program, the email itself scanned clean and the attachment appeared to be a standard pdf file with no links, so I opened the main email to see what ParaIrish101 had to say.
ParaIrish101 was actually Marie O'Callahan. That was a name I recognized-- especially since her signature section included her picture and the name of her television program. She was the host of one of those cable paranormal investigation programs that you watch at one am when nothing else is on.
The subject line of the email had said, "A Celtic Halloween Mystery." The text said simply, "From the Celtic stories you've posted, I think you would be interested in this. If so, give me a call." It then gave two cell phone numbers. One was labeled, "Official Business." The other was labeled, "Personal."
I called the one which said, "Personal." A soft feminine voice answered and I said, "Did you just send me a file?"
She stammered a moment and then answered, "Yes."
"Call you back after I've read it," I said as I broke the connection.
Yes, I act paranoid. But you aren't truly paranoid if there are people out to get you. I've upset enough people in the electronic world with my stories that I have to be suspicious.
Ten minutes later I called her back. The file was a scan of a newspaper article. The headline was, "A Connecticut Banshee." The story was about a Banshee which supposedly haunts an Irish pub in a small community just outside of The Devil's Den Nature Preserve in Connecticut.
According to the article, the pub, which was called The Captive Banshee, had been established in the early 1800s. For over 200 years, local residents reported sightings of the Banshee, especially near Halloween. Her keening wail, which could regularly be heard splitting the night, was assumed to be a portent of death for the person who heard it.
When Marie answered this time, I asked, "Why me?"
She laughed and answered, "Because you are a man of few words who gets right to the point." I heard her moving something around on a desk or whatever. "And," she continued, "you have an understanding of Celtic myth and folklore."
"There are a lot of experts out there," I replied. "Many of them are better than me."
"But none can write as well as you." she said, starting to sound like a saleswoman making a pitch.
"And you need the publicity my stories would generate to leverage a jump to a major network with your show," I answered.
After a long pause, she said flatly, "Yes." Her voice then switched to desperate. "But that doesn't mean this isn't something that you would really like to do. ... Something I need you to do."
"Tell me what is so special about this Banshee for you," I said. "Stay with the truth or I hang up and you can get a different expert."
"I think this one is real," she answered shakily. Her voice had that tension that comes from revealing a truth to someone you aren't sure of.
"I think there is a Banshee... or something... held captive at that pub." She said firmly and then paused... for a long time. Finally she said, "And this isn't for my show. There will be no cameras or crew."
She paused again and I waited her out. Finally she said, "It's personal. Whatever it is, I have to free it... It has to be me... I'm the one who has to do it... because I'm the only one who can free it."
That last came out almost like a question, as if she was afraid to say it, or thought that I wouldn't believe it.
"What makes you think that?" I asked. I was now genuinely interested.
Perhaps my interest showed in my voice because her answer sounded much more relaxed. "For two reasons," she said calmly. "One, I am a direct descendent of Shane O'Callahan who built the pub in 1809." I could hear her clear her throat. "And two," she continued with a bit more hesitancy, "the Banshee comes to me in my dreams and begs for my help."
"Ooooh!" she blurted out in a deep, almost painful growl. "Now you probably think I'm weird or crazy or both."
I laughed. "I've heard a lot weirder," I said while still laughing, "from people who are a lot crazier than you." Without intending it, my voice snapped to serious as I continued, "and what they had to say to me turned out to be absolutely true."
"So you are willing to help?"
"Count me in," I replied. "What do you want to do and when?"
"WHEN is part of the reason I came to you rather than some other expert," she replied. "You are one of the few people who understand the difference between dark night and Halloween. Halloween is always October 31st, but true Celtic Dark Night is always the dark of the moon following the autumnal equinox. This year Dark Night is a full moon cycle before the Roman All Hallow's Eve."
Her voice became almost hard as she said very firmly, "Whatever this spirit is, it's Celtic, not Roman. And to free it, we have to be there on Dark Night, not four weeks later when the rest of the media will be there for Halloween."
While she was speaking, I was quickly consulting a moon phase calendar. "So," I said, "we need to be at the inn the weekend of October first if we are going to meet this Banshee or spirit or whatever she is."
"I've already made reservations for two rooms from Friday, September thirty through Sunday, October second," she answered. "Do you want to meet me there or should we meet somewhere else first?"
"I'll meet you there," I answered. "I assume one room is in your name and the other is in mine."
"Good assumption," she replied, "I'll see you Friday night."
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I should have gotten better directions to the inn. My GPS took me hell and gone down the wrong road. I finally got back to the highway and stopped at a gas station and asked the attendant for directions to The Captive Banshee inn.
"Never heard of it," was his quick reply.
"Shit!" I said loudly and then calmed myself. "Is there a haunted Irish inn or pub in the area?" I asked.
"Oh, yes!" he responded enthusiastically. "The Happy Irishman is just up the road. They rent rooms too." He paused as if thinking deeply, "But the she devil isn't supposed to show up until Halloween. That's when all the news people are going to be here."
"Good for them," I said as I turned to leave. On the way back out to my car, I sighed and said softly, "If this is actually real, they're going to be a month late."
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