Captains' Days
A Modern Mythos on-going story
Chapter One
"Tommy Clarke, you little bastard, get over here!" a boisterous voice shouted at him from across the crowded bar. Tommy looked up and saw the hulking figure of his friend Alan O'Briain moving towards him, a giant smile on his face. Alan was dressed in the most half-assed attempt at a Sherlock Holmes costume Tommy had ever seen. If it wasn't for the deerstalker hat, he might've just thought Alan had shown up in an ugly jacket and pants. "You're not even celebrating yet, you little gobshite? You ought to be astonished that you got promoted into being a Captain. I wouldn't have thought you'd have had the iron stomach for it."
"Yeah, well, there's loads of shite you don't know about me, Alan," Tommy chuckled, bringing a cup of coffee to his lips, despite the fact that for the better part of the last hour, since the ceremony had wrapped up, people had been trying to push alcohol in his direction. Tommy had shown up in a blue button up shirt with a bright gold badge on it, a good replica for Sean Connery's outfit in the early 80s sci-fi classic 'Outland.' "I made Captain because I'm damn good at what I do, and because I don't leave messes in me wake."
"Good enough to overcome the black mark that ol' Captain Feng's got for you in his little book of names, even, it seems."
"Yep, good enough to overcome even that," Tommy confirmed, even if he was getting damn tired of people asking about that.
"Well then, here's to you, Tommy Clarke," Alan said, raising a pint glass he'd hauled over with him. "The youngest wizard to ever hold the rank of Captain of the Wizard's Green House. May he not also be the
youngest
to die in said position. SlΓ‘inte!"
"Jaysis, Alan, give it a rest, will ya?" Tommy sighed. "There's bleedin' seven of us. Odds're good'n it'll be someone else before it'll be me. Besides, I've got Grand Captain Feng around to keep tabs on me for a while now."
The Grand Captain of the Wizard's Green House, Tony Feng, placed his hand on Tommy's shoulder, which would've normally made him jump a couple of feet into the air. Tony was slight, almost a whisper of a man, thin and reedy, with a gaunt face that looked far younger than it really was, and yet still seemed older than the rest of his body implied it should be. He had this ridiculous tiny, pointy beard that he would occasionally stroke. He was dressed as the fictional detective Charlie Chan. "Despite our differences in the past, Captain Clarke, I respect you well enough to admit you earned your place among our ranks, and I hope that you will take the responsibilities of your new role as seriously as you take your dedication to having a good time."
"If not moreso, Grand Captain," Tommy replied with a cheeky smile, and a half-tossed salute.
"Yes. Well. See to it."
Tommy really wished people would let the one thing go. It wasn't the one thing he wanted to be best known for. He'd have to make his tenure as a Captain all that more memorable, he realized, if he ever wanted to escape the shadow of that singular moment.
"It's only about an hour until your Captain's Day starts, Tommy boy," Alan chuckled. "You going to make a go for it? Capture yourself a double agent?"
"Now now, Alan," Tommy smirked. "If I told you, where'd be the fun in that? You know as well as I do that I get carte blanche for imprisonment for the full day, and if I decide to go double hunting, I'm going to come back successful. Haven't decided if I will yet or not, though."
"You aren't going to get many opportunities at this, Tommy boy," Alan said. "So if you don't at least try, you're going to feel like a fool. Besides, you know there's members from all the other houses in town, eager to get a look at you. There's got to be someone in there who'll catch your fancy. I've even heard there are a few people practically daring you to make a run at them."
"People who
want
you to go after them are probably more trouble than they're worth, don't you think, Alan?"
"
I
think that I'd give my left nut to get the chance to go chasing after whoever I wanted with no consequences, win or lose," Alan sighed. "Shit, that's reason enough to go through the hassle of being a captain in the first fucking place." He looked down at his mostly consumed pint then back up at Tommy. "Tell me you're at least going to make a go of it. You only get a maximum seven cracks at this, and that's assuming you'd ever make it to Grand Captain, which we all know you ain't gonna live long enough to see. So can you promise me you're going to take a swing at someone tomorrow? At least one swing?"
"I'll consider it, Tommy. But I think you'll be happy with how I'm going to spend my day, one way or the other. Just because I might be going on the hunt doesn't mean I'll catch anything," Tommy grinned, finishing up his cup of coffee.
A waiter or page dressed in a tuxedo and a domino mask made his way up to Tommy, a silver platter with a single folded sheet of paper resting atop it. "Message for you, Master Clarke," the young man said, holding out the tray towards him.
Tommy picked up the piece of paper and unfolded it, finding a playing card inside of it - a Joker, in shades of red. '
Silversmith,
' Tommy thought to himself, feeling his breath catch in his throat. He looked at the piece of paper and found a very simple note written in elegant script.
Meet me on the roof. ~js
One did not decline an invitation from
any
member of the Deck, most especially one of the two Jokers, but the Red Joker himself carried with it a special amount of solemnity. The Dragonborn was no one to be trifled with, even with the most planned out care.