The mist was still lapping up against the bows of The Wizard's Despair bringing an evil chill with it. Inside the Captain's cabin Wanda surveyed the carnage. The cross to which she had been strapped had numerous sweat marks from where her back had rested against it. The wall above the hearth was still stained with the mackerel rich semen that had sprayed from Captain Fishy Fingers' sizeable manhood shortly before his demise even though it had been steam cleaned.
His body now lay motionless on the floor, fully clothed apart from his breeches down around his ankles. His shirt had risen up above his navel and just below his still erect manhood was hugging his abdomen, stuck for eternity.
Lucinda and Leopold, Wanda's half siblings were transfixed by the corpse before them. Lucinda in particular had begun to develop Stockholm Syndrome and was longing to ride the Captain's appendage or maybe suck it clean as if sucking a lollipop. Her thoughts were interrupted by Wanda's chattering teeth.
First things first, a roaring fire was needed, the cross and the Captain's wooden leg would make excellent firewood. Wanda instructed Lucinda to strip the Captain of his clothes, unscrew his wooden leg and place it in the hearth. Leopold was tasked with dismantling the cross and breaking it up into smaller pieces as best he could, Wanda was to have the pleasure of starting the fire.
Once the hearth had enough firewood in it Wanda unbuttoned her flannel shirt revealing her three breasts once more. To the naked eye her two natural breasts were pert in nature with perfectly formed nipples dead centre on each. On closer inspection the right breast was slighter smaller than the left and had become evil due to it's jealousy of the left breast. The third breast situated between the 'good' and 'evil' breasts was Dolly Parton's missing breast that had mutated from Wanda using Ms Parton's beauty products for a number of years.