Patrick Hames was born to be a newspaper editor. He commanded the newsroom with a stern hand and he loved to scoop the competition.
He also was a chauvinist pig and thought he was God's gift to women. Male reporters filled his key positions. He recently fired a female reporter, a beautiful Cajun named Lisa Benoit, after she told him she was pregnant. Human resources had a fit, tried unsuccessfully to rehire her and then settled out of court for load of cash. He almost lost his job.
Alone in his office after deadline one last night, Patrick got a mysterious phone call.
"I've got some information that will blow the council and mayor out of the water, but I can't talk long," the smoky voice said. "Meet me on the corner of Johnston Street."
On arrival, Patrick noticed the street light was out and the road seemed awfully dark. A door opened and a person, he couldn't tell if was male or female, waved him toward the door.
The store was pitch black inside. He felt a hand grab his arm and guide him blindly down a dark corridor and into a room that smelled of dead animals and incense.
"Sit," the voice said after he felt a hand on his chest push him into the seat.
After about 10 minutes in the dark, he finally called out, "Is anyone here? If you don't show yourself soon, I'm leaving." He mumbled under his breath, "It's late, I'm tired and this is bullshit."
He started to leave but it was so dark he couldn't see where he came from to leave. Suddenly, the lights flash on and all he could see was the beautiful Cajun he had fired for getting pregnant.
"What's going on Lisa? Why are you here? Let me out of here!" Patrick demanded.
"Quiet! You'll find out soon enough," came an old woman's voice from the corner. Then Patrick's world went blank after someone from behind konked him on the head.
He awoke a few days later in his old apartment. His head hurting like he'd been on a three-day binge. Needing badly to urinate, he stumbled to the can.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the reflection of a woman in the mirror. He jumped because he thought he was alone, but then he realized what he saw. Looking back at him was a beautiful woman with raven hair, green eyes and puffy lips.
He closed his eyes twice again in disbelief before letting out a frightening shriek in a high-pitched woman's voice that definitely wasn't his usual baritone.
His/her eyes and hands then moved searchingly to the breasts that now filled his white dress shirt, which he/she quickly undid.
"These have to be C or CCs," she thought, shiver as she ran her fingers over a nipple. "And, oooh, they're very sensitive."
Undoing her pant so she was now naked, she ran her hand down her taunt belly, noticing the body hair had disappeared until she got to the patch of dark pussy hair. She then poked lightly at her pussy, feeling it switch in response. She fingered the outside of the pussy lips and slid a finger across the clit.
"Ooooooh," she moaned.
She then stick her finger into her pussy. "The inside feels like my girlfriend," she thought as she pushed her finger in deeper.