Patrick Hames was born to be a newspaper editor. He commanded the newsroom with a stern hand and he loved to scoop the competition.
He also was a chauvinist pig and thought he was God's gift to women. Male reporters filled his key positions. He recently fired a female reporter, a beautiful Cajun named Lisa Benoit, after she told him she was pregnant. Human resources had a fit, tried unsuccessfully to rehire her and then settled out of court for load of cash. He almost lost his job.
Alone in his office after deadline one last night, Patrick got a mysterious phone call.
"I've got some information that will blow the council and mayor out of the water, but I can't talk long," the smoky voice said. "Meet me on the corner of Johnston Street."
On arrival, Patrick noticed the street light was out and the road seemed awfully dark. A door opened and a person, he couldn't tell if was male or female, waved him toward the door.
The store was pitch black inside. He felt a hand grab his arm and guide him blindly down a dark corridor and into a room that smelled of dead animals and incense.
"Sit," the voice said after he felt a hand on his chest push him into the seat.
After about 10 minutes in the dark, he finally called out, "Is anyone here? If you don't show yourself soon, I'm leaving." He mumbled under his breath, "It's late, I'm tired and this is bullshit."
He started to leave but it was so dark he couldn't see where he came from to leave. Suddenly, the lights flash on and all he could see was the beautiful Cajun he had fired for getting pregnant.
"What's going on Lisa? Why are you here? Let me out of here!" Patrick demanded.
"Quiet! You'll find out soon enough," came an old woman's voice from the corner. Then Patrick's world went blank after someone from behind konked him on the head.
He awoke a few days later in his old apartment. His head hurting like he'd been on a three-day binge. Needing badly to urinate, he stumbled to the can.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the reflection of a woman in the mirror. He jumped because he thought he was alone, but then he realized what he saw. Looking back at him was a beautiful woman with raven hair, green eyes and puffy lips.
He closed his eyes twice again in disbelief before letting out a frightening shriek in a high-pitched woman's voice that definitely wasn't his usual baritone.
His/her eyes and hands then moved searchingly to the breasts that now filled his white dress shirt, which he/she quickly undid.
"These have to be C or CCs," she thought, shiver as she ran her fingers over a nipple. "And, oooh, they're very sensitive."
Undoing her pant so she was now naked, she ran her hand down her taunt belly, noticing the body hair had disappeared until she got to the patch of dark pussy hair. She then poked lightly at her pussy, feeling it switch in response. She fingered the outside of the pussy lips and slid a finger across the clit.
"Ooooooh," she moaned.
She then stick her finger into her pussy. "The inside feels like my girlfriend," she thought as she pushed her finger in deeper.
"Oh, oh, oh, aayyee eiiyeeee," she screamed as she went into her first-ever orgasm as a woman. Her legs buckled. She had to grab the counter with the other hand to keep from falling.
Pat then sat down on the toilet and began to cry. After finally composing herself, she wondered back to her bedroom naked and plopped down on the bed. She finally called a co-worker and friend, Jenny. Jenny had always been able to put up with his crap, and they had even had a brief affair.
Trying to mimic a man's deep voice with a cough, Pat asked her to come over. Jenny burst inside a few minutes later.
"Who are you?" Jenny asked. "Did my brother let you in? I can't believe he left a stranger alone. That's just not like him."
"It's me -- Patrick," she answered. Seeing that familiar skeptical look, she went on, "I taught you the ropes at the newspaper."
"Really?" Jenny exclaimed, stepping closer to look in her eyes. "Oh my God, this is unbelievable! What happened?"
Pat quickly related the events of the previous night and morning. Jenny decided she needed to take charge.
"First, we've got to get some clothes to wear. You can't wear these over-sized men's clothes," Jenny said. "You stay here. Gimme your credit card. I'll be back soon."
Jenny returned with an armload of shopping bags full of dresses, blouses, bras, panties and shoes. She plopped down on the sofa to rest and watched Pat take a manly strut, reaching in her panties and scratching herself as she went to the refrigerator.
"I can see we're going to have to teach you a lot, like how to walk, sit and act like a proper lady," Jenny said.