Caffeinated Quickies: Best in Breed
In Space No-one Can Hear You Cream.
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[Docking coordinates received. Would you like to begin the coupling sequence, young Mistress?]
Jennifer closed the illuminated info-feed hovering in mid-air with a flick of her emerald eyes and gently touched the tiny interface node behind her ear to signal her accent to the vessel's AI pilot. Then she reclined back into the luxurious softness of her stargazer lounge and looked up through the crystal lattice dome at the glowing red planet lazily spinning into view.
"It's quite the sight isn't it, Babe?" Nathan asked, leaning over the back of the lavish lounge to give her a warm, loving, upside down kiss. "Take it all in, not many people get to say they've seen the Haardaxian home-world in the flesh."
"I should think not." She huffed playfully, smiling happily up at her handsome husband-to-be. "Not with what we are paying for the privilege of just entering orbit. We just received the docking permissions."
"You're not wrong about that." Nathan said, looking up through the observation port. "Talk about paranoid, who the hell shields an
entire
planet in psionic energy?"
Jennifer shrugged and went back to her reading, The Haardaxian's did, apparently. The one thing
everybody
in the Federated Alliance could agree on concerning the mysterious alien species was that they were unbelievably isolationist in nature.
It was like one of the most advanced alien societies to ever grace the spiral galaxy had taken one step out into the wider universe, taken a quick look around and said "No, thanks." before going back inside, shutting the front door and locking it forever.
Nobody could even remember what they looked like anymore. Jennifer had done her research. Even with all the not inconsiderable resources her immense wealth and business connections afforded her, all she was able to get was a rough
guesstimate
of a vague outline of a Haardaxian.
Maybe gray skin and digitigrade legs? Perhaps seven or eight feet tall with long many-jointed three fingered hands. No-one could even say for certain if they had two eyes or six. The level of obfuscation surrounding the species as a whole was almost as impressive as it was frustrating.
"I don't know, Sweety. Hey, did you see we made the headline of the Neo Tokyo Times?" She asked, flicking a holographic display his way with a twitch of her manicured eyebrow. "We look good together on the front page."
"That old rag?" Nathan scoffed, waving away the image with that cocky half-smirk, half-grin Jennifer loved. "Besides, we don't just look good together, we
are
good together. Better than good...
great."
He wasn't wrong. One of the most unlikely pairings in the Federated Alliance, that's what all the tabloid media had labeled their whirlwind romance. The genetically refined Heiress to one of Earth's greatest Tech Conglomerates and the natural born son of the outer rims largest Mining Magnates coming together in their own personal Romeo and Juliet love story.
Minus
all the feuding families and poisoning at the end. Thank the stars.
It had been at the product launch of some new Hausser Interstellar AI platform or another. Jennifer was only there to do a cyber-press junket as the gorgeous future face of the system spanning mega-corp and smile for the camera-drones when her neuro-assistant had informed her that all ten of the extremely exclusive and hyper-expensive post launch interviews with Jennifer Hausser herself had been purchased by a single independent bidder.
Guess who? The smooth bastard had even brought a bottle of her favorite Centuri Schnapps along to the meeting he had effectively bought out from beneath the collective planet-side press. One terrestrial hour--ten combined six minute interviews--with the enchanting untouchable Miss Jennifer Haussler in exchange for a mountain of credits that would have choked a modest nation-state, as if any of those still existed.
She had been quick to do her research, setting her neuro-assistant to trace and compile a quick dossier on the mystery buyer even as she graciously answered carefully pre-prepared questions and expounded on the many advantages of whatever shiny new piece of near-sentient software she was promoting on the day.
Nathan Walsh was the very unassuming name of an exceptionally interesting young man only one year Jennifer's senior. By the age of twenty four he had already earned himself twin masters degrees in corporate management and exogeology, while also making a name for himself in the speculative markets of the peripheries as a daring, if savvy trader. There were tabloid articles published about his exploits surveying unstable planetoids and exploring dangerously active asteroid belts, heedless of a silver spoon so massive it should have impeded his ability to breath through his mouth.
The only thing her state-of-the-art Spectre AI neuro-assistant hadn't been able to locate was any clear photos of the young man or anything beyond rumors concerning any relationship status. What it
had
revealed though was that Nathan Walsh was a loud and proud
Natty.
When you were so far into the
haves
side of the equation that the
have-nots
couldn't find you with a radio telescope, the newest social divide was between the
Natty's
and the
Jenny's.
That was to say, in Earth culture, the difference between those who were